Well, this is nostalgic.

I like you.

ksolike, I have a stuffy nose. I thought I'd put that out there as an outreach to all of those having allergies. Like me. NOSERUN UNITE.

Other than that, life is lovely. I had work at the asscrack of dawn(6am) and it was about as cold as your refridgerator. Which is cool enough to stop milk from spoiling which, in turn, is damn cold. After that, I slept in the make up chair while they sewed on my pretty face that I wear while on tv. Then I had to learn how to play Halo 2 for a scene(TOUGH LIFE) and eat Twizzlers(Which are surprisingly not good at 6am) and obviously act witty and charming. oh my.

Then I had to go to my darling Caitlin Crosbys to do some harmonies for her new record. I did some stuff on "Nikki". Its really beautiful. I gotta say, I think all of you are going to pee yourselves over it. I heard about 4 tracks and my hairs stood on end. Its really beautiful and powerful.

On that note, I have an announcement! I'm going to be recording an EP!!!! Yay!

I will be rerecording Ugly. And there will be 4 new songs. Here are the titles:

Dear Universe
Sharpen My Nails
Arielle
If All Goes Well

xoxox
brie

Brie: So what are we dong?
John: Writing a story.
B: About what.
J: Bell peppers and table cloth soup.
B: Well what does that mean?
J: I dont know...I was just thinking about your soup..and came up with it.
B: Okay...
J: We aren't going to write a story are we?
B: Yes we are! I'm just- yes...yes we are. I like the title "Peppers and Sausage"
J: Its Bell Peppers and Table Cloth Soup!
B: Oh yeah!
J: What the hell!
B: Sorry! I got to the soup and sausage part mixed up.
J: Soup.
B: Soup.
J: Sausage.
B: Sausage.
J: Now tell me.
B: Yes...
J: How are they anything alike?
B: I don't know John!! I don't even know what it means anyway. I mean, how is that a story!
J: It could be a recipe...
B: Who is going to make a jalapenos popper and napkin salad.
J: ITS BELL PEPPER AND A TABLE CLOTH SOUP.
B: FINE. WHO IS GOING TO MAKE A BELL PEPPER AND TABLE CLOTH SOUP!
J: Its not real Bean! Its A B S T R A C T.
B: Its not abstract! It just makes no sense!
J: And what does abstract mean?
B: .......
J: Yeah.
B: Okay whatever.
J: .....
B: ....
J: ..........
B: ....
J: We aren't going to write a story are we?
B: I swear we are. I'm just getting tired.
J: So am I thats why we gotta hurry!
B: Well I don't even get what its about!
J: Thats why its a story! We are making it up!
B: Okay.
J: ....................
B: ....
J: .......
B:..........................
J: Are you typing.
B: Yeah.
J: Well what are you typing.
B: Don't inturupt my train of thought! I'm writing.
J: .....
B: .......
J: Well the whole idea wasn't for you to write it yourself Bean!!!!


I give up. No story tonight. Maybe tomorrow.

xox
brie

How did everyone get so pretty?

I'm adding a new component into my life. A JUICER. Yes. I wanna get high off of the magical wheat grass. But why do there have to be so many machines? I wanna pass a law that allows only one kind of each device to exist in the world so that I don't have to spend all morning compare and contrasting between the Omega 8005xR2 and the Tritron 400r or the Omega 5 and the... shit. I can't even keep them straight. Some other one.

I just want juice! It shouldn't be this hard!

QUESTION: Who here is Pro for singing Happy Birthday?

Keir(who plays my brother on US of T) is turning 16 on Sunday. Our birthdays are only a few days apart and he HATES when people wish him Happy Birthday. So we had a pact not to tell anyone it was our birthdays. The secret didn't go over so well. I personally didn't say anything but the crew found out and sang while he had to stand awkwardly in center, red in the face, mouthing to me: I'm going to kill your unborn children.

So what's your stance? Do you love it? Or hate it?

In conclusion, I've been getting tons of questions in message form, a lot are the same thing over and over and it gets tiring to answer each one. Everyone can ask a question in the form of a comment and I'll totally answer, like, totally.

Word to yo motha,
Brie

That means "best party/time/experience ever" in German.

Actually, I don't know. Our German 1st AC on "The United States of Tara" taught it to Keir and I but I just kinda mumble it and make my own words up. Thats all that German is really. Some guy who put too much peanut butter in his PB&J and then had the privilege of creating a language. Lucky shit.


Life is good, you know? My days have been filled up with filming and meetings about filming. John Corbett plays my papasan and was also the voice over guy for Applebee's. For a guy that used to have long hair he says some pretty prolific things, but I find myself zoning out and thinking "Man, I want some popcorn shrimp for just $5.99"

Who decided that grass was the perfect go-to ground cover? Dirt is fine. Sometimes I prefer it! At least dirt doesnt make me all itchy and feel like I'm in a Tide commercial.


THIS IS WHY I NEVER BLOG.
I feel as though everything I say is pointless! And then I turn to John and he says "Just read me what you've written and I'll add to it. You know, something like fiddle faddle fing fang fing."

I'm surrounded by bad bloggers.


I need to hang out with Diablo Cody more. And P.Diddy. Those bitches no how to hold an audience. I can barely hold my cell phone without dropping it.

OH! Oh! oh! I remember something good. I go to this amazing organic grocery store, and part of it has juice bar. I always feel like a dick-healthnut-wannabe when I show up in my non-biodeisel car with my cotton t shirts and mui mui bag. But whatever the juice is fabulous. So anyway, there are all these guys that look like they need a monkey to pick the bugs and shit out of their hair there and one guy goes:

"You gunna come over tonight?"

The other man looks puzzled.

"Tonight?"
"Yeah man, its meditation night."
"Really?"
"Yeah, man. It's a full moon. We get crazy."
"Oh sweet. Whos going?"
"You know the Pineapple Tribe? All those guys. But meditating"
"I dunno man...."
"No. Dude. You gotta go. Should be really positive"


I love organic peer pressure.
xo,
B

Hey bitches. Guess what? Someone was silly enough to hire me. On top of that, its freaking STEVEN SPIELBERG. yeah. You know, the Jaws guy. Indiana Jones. Whatevs.

On top of that obscenely amazing sundae, there is a Diablo Cody chocolate syrup. Or maybe caramel but I kinda keep like she is a chocolate. Anyway, she will be writing the actual words I will be actually saying.

Toni Collette is playing my momma, John Corbett is my pop and the always-amazing-sometimes-vanishing-punk Keir Gilchrist is my little brother. (NOTE: he played my unlikely BFF in "Peck")

Anyway, I'm so out of mind excited you just don't know. All I'm saying is, its good to be Brie Larson.

God Bless America!
xox.
Brie

What an awesome chick. Those runs? Brilliant.


I want to do an MTV cribs just like her. And do music videos wearing nothing but a sheet and raw emotion.


I'M OBSESSED.

God bless Universal Music!!!

xox.
B

p.s. I wrote a new blog on www.brielarsonspeaks.blogspot.com

love you.

I know.
I know.


The problem is, I can't stand myspace any longer. All I get it spammed with emails and "OMGZZ" and questions I don't care to answer. Whats a girl to do? Move.


Thats right. I'm telling you lovelies first.

YES. I will still check this and answer comments....but my blog will and has been moved to:

www.brielarsonspeaks.blogspot.com


Once my digital camera gets fixed I'll put up some pictures too!

Cool.

Love,
Brie.

Sometimes I amaze myself.


This is an outtake from the new issue of B&T!!!!!!!

blaaaaaaaaaaah,
briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie.

DON'T SAY IT!
Don't even look at me that way.


I know what you're thinking

"Brie is a whore"


I know okay? I get it. It's been a long time since I've blogged and la la la stop bathing and reading and write something I can sing along to! I get it. I know what you people use me for. ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES EH? YEAH? Well you are completely right.


The truth is....how do I put this. I booked a movie. Yeah. Its with some hotties you might know(Ryan Hansen from VERONICA MARS, I know you are dying), Skyler Stone(From that amazing show CON)....it also has my new lover and fellow musician Caitlin Crosby, who's music you should DEFINATELY check out. And last but not least, Danny Devito. We love him.


Anyway peeps, I'm just madly in love with this cast and crew and have been spending every waking moment trying my hardest to make them laugh and take me home to meet their parents. You don't mind do you? I mean, it works for both of us in the long run.


IN OTHER NEWS. two things.

First of all, I went to the doctor today and squealed in an odd manner because I had to get a shot to make my little toe on the left foot numb to scrap off a birthmark I was completely sure was cancer. The good news is, I was wrong(so no cancer), the bad news is, I was wrong(no future as a doctor or fortune teller).


Second thingie is, new issue of B&T is shipping at the end of the week. I know I keep changing the date but you don't know what I'm up against here. Its big and black and looks nothing like a unicorn but I keep calling it that and it chases me and Caitlin and everyone doesn't laugh with us so we feel weird and eat unopened boxes of weat thins to make ourselves feel better. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW THAT FEELS? NO? OKAY. I wouldn't wish it on you. So, back to my original point.....new B&T, buy it if you love me. It features REAL videos from myself, john patrick amedori, and cody linley. Get your squeals out...you won't be able to get this amazing footage anywhere else but right here. It also comes with a behind the scenes booklet and a key to my house....just kidding....maybe. Buy and find out!

I love you all, sugernips.

xoB.