A LIBRA stamp, looks like a postage stamp, but bigger. It might be a sticker. I have no idea where it came from.

In front of it is a clipping from a newspaper, the horoscope section. You guessed it...LIBRA! It is Very Old and at one point I covered it in scotch tape to keep it intact. So far, so good. Here is what it says:

"You may think you need a teacher or a genie or a rescuer, but I say you don't. I say that what you need most is to realize that right now you are your own best teacher and genie and rescuer. In my astrological opinion, you should drop any fantasies you have that there's someone out there who will save you or give you what you lack or reveal the secrets that will fix everything. For the foreseeable future, you won't get what you need until you're prepaired to provide it entirely by yourself."

wow, huh? it's my favorite, that's why I put it first...who saves the best for last anymore? We're all grown-ups here.

Behind that,
two fortunes from palm reading and fortune telling machines in SF, like the one in the movie "BIG" :)
They read:

"Your hand indicates that you are blessed with an even temper. You will, eventually, be accorded a higher position, much against you will. You should accept it, if for nothing else than your general welfare. you have not seen very great adversity, or been crossed in love, or jilted, such things you cannot comprehend. your star bodes good for the future, you will have exceedingly good luck and hear good news."

Lucky days: Thursdays and Saturdays
Best days: 16th, 24th and 30th


"You are inclined to be melancholy and brooding, cultured, refined and a natural student, creative mind and magnetic personality. the Mystic Ray finds you a good subject and would like to advise you further..."

There's a small patch stuck in there. It's in the shape of a comment bubble.
it says:

"IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT"
It used to be above my checkbook transaction register...it pretty much speaks for itself.

Where my driver's licence is supposed to be, is a small replica of an OUIJA board.

I just found something else.
A small slip of paper that reads:
"The Lucky Love Frog ~ This lucky frog charm will help you find the perfect man who's smart, handsome & kind. Keep him close to your heart any day or night until you find your prince charming or at least Mr. Right."

Well...the note was stuck in my wallet and Who Knows where the charm is...That explains alot!

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