[mood| horny]

I really need to be doing homework right now, but I just had to do a quick update since it's JENNIFER CARPENTER'S BIRTHDAY TODAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY <333


...so...fucking...HOT.

[mood| drunk]

I just got done watching Heroes and this may just be because I started drinking around noon today (just a few beers is all, but still) but I fucking LOVED that episode. It made me realize just how much I fucking LOVE this show. One of the things I'm most proud of in life is that I have never missed an episode of Heroes. (Yes, I realize that is pathetic, but you've gotta realize, I AM pathetic, mmkay?) Heroes is one of those shows that if you miss ONE episode, you're pretty much fucked. I realized that early on in the first seasom and thought, "Oh man, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do this" cuz of work and shit, but amazingly, I have. EVEN with the fact that I've worked 4-9 EVERY Monday for over a year now, I still managed to watch it. AND I'M SO EFFING HAPPY I DID. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. GREAT SHOW. GREAT, GREAT SHOW. Even though this season, since House now airs at the same time as Heroes, I only get to tape one show (because my family is weird (poor) and doesn't own a Tivo) and I choose House because, let's face it, it's HOUSE, PEOPLE, and I have to watch Heroes on-line and it fucking SUCKS because the video player on the site is a piece of shit and "the internet has stopped working and needs to restart" shows up about 6 times EVERY SINGLE TIME I WATCH IT, and it winds up taking me WAY longer than it should to watch a 45 minute show, I have STILL managed to watch every episode. Now THAT'S dedication, am I right?! AND...fucking Madeline Zima. FUCKING LOVE HER. THE NANNY...CALIFORNICATION?! AND HEROES?! THIS GIRLS GOT GOOD FUCKING TASTE. PLUS, SHE'S HOT. AND I ALMOST PEED MYSELF WHEN I SAW THAT TODD STASHWICK JOINED THE CAST. ....THE RICHES, PEOPLE!!! THE FUCKING RICHES!!!!! And apparently, he rly enjoys playing a gypsy (...HAS ANYONE SEEN THE RICHES?! SUCH A GOOD SHOW. SUCH. A GOOD. FUCKING. SHOW.). ...WHICH MAKES HIM EVEN COOLER XDDD Oh, and do I even need to mention HAYDEN AND ALI?! <333 I am pissed they killed off Elle though...I need more Kristen Bell in my life... AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT PRETTY MUCH EVERYBODY IN THAT SHOW. IS AWESOME. SUCH A FUCKING KILLER CAST. Oh, and Heroes isn't usually very FUNNY, but I was fucking cracking UP at this episode. BECAUSE OF GRETCHEN:

*Claire & Gretchen walk into a booth at the carnival called "The Temptress" or some shit like that, to find Lydia, her back facing them. Mirrors in front of her, showing her face. She drops the cloth thingy that's covering her, revealing her sexy, nekkid back...covered in sexy tattoos*

Gretchen: Well! This looks promising!

LMFAO!!!

And then:

Gretchen: Explain to me how you're BFF with a carnie..

XDDD

I FUCKING LOVE YOU, GRETCHEN!!! CLAIRE, JUST ASK HER TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND. IF YOU DON'T, I WILL.

OH, AND I ACTUALLY FUCKING CRIED DURING THE PETER/NATHAN SCENE. LIKE I SAID THOUGH. HAD SOME BEERS. DON'T JUDGE ME. BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH!!! =T__T= GAHHHH, I'M PROBABLY DOING A HORRIBLE JOB EXPLAINING THIS SUDDEN OUTBURST OF HEROES LOVE, BUT JUST TRUST ME ON THIS. AND I'M PRETTY SURE THE GOSSIP MAGAZINES HAVE BEEN GIVING THIS SEASON SOME PRETTY SHITTY REVIEWS (CUZ I READ THEM DURING MY BREAKS AT WORK...THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO DO), BUT I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT AT ALL. I NEVER HAVE. I mean sure, some episodes are better than others, BUT THEY'RE ALL WORTH WATCHINGGG.

Ya know, usually I go back through my gerbil entries to make sure I'm making sense and to spell-check, BUT FUCK IT. IT'LL BE BETTER THIS WAY, DAMMIT.

Oh, and before I go. I missed Katherine Heigl's birthday last month. I'm sorry, baby. Please don't hurt me. Because, I mean, I fucking love you, but you strike me as kind of a bitch. AND I LUH YOU FUH DAT, AH LUH YOU FUH DAT. Also, I have on my calendar that Sarah Silverman's birthday was yesterday, which would mean I missed it, in which case, I apologize. But I was listening to Dave & Darren this morning (my morning radio talk show of choice) and they were like TODAY'S SARAH SILVERMAN'S BIRTHDAY, YAYYY *GONG* So Idk. But either way: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOVE. IF I HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN YOU OR KATHERINE HEIGL, I'D CHOOSE YOU CUZ YOU'RE HOT AND AWESOME, WHEREAS I'M PRETTY SURE, KATIE IS JUST HOT. NO OFFENSE, KATIE. I DON'T KNOW YOU. THIS IS JUST FROM LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW JUDGEMENTS. Cuz that's how I judge my celebs, you know. Not so much from the TV shows and/or movies they're in, and especially not from the gossip mags, but from their talk show interviews. Cuz that way, you get to see their true personality (usually) and see if they're a douchebag or not. Like, I saw Melina Kanakaredes on Craig Ferguson (<333!) before I ever watched CSI:NY and I was like AWWW I LIKE HER. Same with Bonnie Hunt. Like, I had probably seen her in shit before, but I never knew who she was or anything. Then I saw her on, I think it was Letterman and I was like I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS PERSON IS, BUT SHE'S COOL AS HELL. And now my mom is all like RACHELLE, YOU NEED TO WATCH THE BONNIE HUNT SHOW, SHE'S THE NICEST LADY, SHE'S SO DOWN TO EARTH, YOU WOULD LIKE HER and I'm all like OMG I KNOW RIGHT BUT ON MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS, AND FRIDAYS, I LEAVE FOR SKOOL RIGHT BEFORE IT COMES ON AND THEN ON TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS, I WAKE UP FOR SKOOL RIGHT WHEN IT'S GETTING OVER AND THEN ON THE WEEKENDS, I SLEEP IN, SO I CAN NEVER WATCH IT, SO I HAVE TO SETTLE FOR DAVE AND DARREN ON MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS, AND FRIDAYS AND THE TODAY SHOW WITH KATHIE LEE AND HODA ON TUESDAYS AND THURDAYS WHICH IS FINE CUZ THEY'RE HILARIOUS AND I LOVE THEM BUT I AM VERY SAD ABOUT THE LACK OF BONNIE HUNT IN MY LIFE CUZ SHE'S AWESOME.

OTHER AWESOME PEOPLE (THAT I'VE DECIDED ARE AWESOME BY WATCHING THEM ON TALK SHOWS AND WHATNOT): LISA EDELSTEIN. DREW BARRYMORE. AMBER TAMBLYN. DIANE NEAL. TED DANSON. KRISTEN WIIG. EDDIE IZZARD. KATHY GRIFFIN. CRAIG FERGUSONNNNN. JULIA-LOUIS DREYFUS. KATE WALLLSSSHHHH. SARAH SILVERMAN. LAURA SILVERMAN. JULIE BENZ. AMY BRENNEMAN. MARY STEENBURGEN. DIABLO CODY. BRYAN CRANSTON. THERE'S LOTS, THAT'S JUST OFF THW TOP OF MY HEAD. AWEAOME PEOPLE.

OH, AND SPEAKING OF AWESOME. YOU KNOW WHAT'S AN AWESOME SHOW?! ICARLY. GREAT SHOW. MIRANDA COSGROVE: TURN 18 NOW PLZ KTHNX. ALSO, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM. HYSTERICAL. I'M LOVING THIS HBO FOR THREE MONTHS DEALIO. BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IMUNA GO NUTS WHEN IT ENDS.

OH, GUESS WHAT?! IT'S CHRISTMASTIME?! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! LIGHTS. COLORS. MUSIC. CANDY CANES. AND ALSO SNOW, WHICH SUCKS, BUT WHATEVER.

MMKAY, I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT THIS HAS WENT ON LONG ENOUGH. I'LL SHUT UP NOW. THANK YOU FOR READING.

[mood| horny]

Yesterday was Diane Neal's birthday. CASEY NOVAK FROM SVU, PPL. As much as I fucking LOVE Cabot (NEW SVU TONIGHT! <3), I still miss my Novak =T__T= But anyways...yesterday was also my buddy Amanda's 21st birthday. We hardly ever get to hang out so it was cool we got to hang out for a while yesterday. First thing we did was stop at a bar to get her her first legal drink (and so I could down a couple rum&cokes), then we headed over the movies. She hadn't seen Paranormal Activity, so even though I already had (and thought it sucked), we saw that. It was more fun with her anyway cuz she's scared of that shit, haha. And her girlfriend, Marissa met us there. I kinda knew her back in high school in that my ex is also her ex...yeah...fuckin' lesbian love rings...gotta love em, right? =-_-= I thought maybe it'd be awkward, but she's pretty damn cool. After the movie, we went and got dinner at Texas Roadhouse. It was crazy busy and there was a 20 min wait. And while we were waiting, this family walked by us on their way out, and there was a little girl with them, and she was wearing light up shoes. And Amanda looked at her and went, "Hey, sweet shoes" and the girl just stared at her...then I lost interest and looked back over at Amanda and Marissa and all of a sudden, they started cracking up, and I just KNEW someone had fallen down. And I whipped my head around and without thinking, yelled, "DID SOMEBODY JUST EAT SHIT, AND I MISSED IT?!?!" and Amanda and Marissa loudly whispered at me, "DUDE, IT WAS THAT LITTLE GIRL." and I was like, "...oh." cuz the family was totally still standing there and heard me. It was pretty hilarious though. And since the family had already heard me and already thought I was a bitch, I continued by loudly announcing, "I DON'T CARE HOW OLD A PERSON IS, WHEN SOMEONE FALLS, IT'S FUNNY" XD Anyway, we had steak there and it was amazing. Then we went over to Marissa's sister's place and hung out there for a little bit. And her sister apparently has kids because there were definitely kids there XD And they were HILARIOUS. I hate most kids, but these kids were awesome XD Anyway, that was pretty much it. Prolly the most fun I've had on a Tuesday...especially considering there's NOTHING on TV on Tuesday. OH, SPEAKING OF TV, have I mentioned that I am now OBSESSED with The Nanny? I think my sister used to watch it quite a bit when we lived in Indiana, so every now and then, I'd watch it with her...and obviously, I've seen it several times since then and enjoyed it, but I just recently started REALLY watching it. They show a few episodes in a row, like, every night on Nick. Or Nick at Night or something, I don't even know, but I FUCKING LOVE IT. IT'S SO DAMN FUNNY. Plus, Fran Drescher is fucking hot. Even if her voice is annoying. And ya know what? I don't even find her voice annoying. I never have. I mean, yeah, when I first heard it, I was like, "Oh, that's...different" but I never really questioned it. Plus, it just fits the character so well, it never bothered me. And it still doesn't. In fact, I actually like it. A lot. So there. Oh, and Fran/CC all the way! XD

[mood| weird]

I spent 4 straight hours last night, watching Kathy Griffin standup specials on Bravo. Now THAT'S what I call a good night <3 It's too bad they blurred out the goods though when she was rolling around on the floor naked like a crazy person XD; And tonight's gonna be pretty sweet too cuz it's Wednesday! I love my crime show night X3 Law & Order: SVU + CSI: NY = <3. I'm LOVING the fact that Cabot's back on SVU...I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, GUHHHHH CABOTTTTT <333 ESPECIALLY WITH HER RIDICULOUSLY SEXY GLASSES OF JUSTICE <333 but I'm disappointed in the lack of Olivia/Alex moments. I mean, last season, Cabot was brought back for only a few episodes, but still managed to have a decent number of lesbian eyesex moments with Olivia (such as This one and also This one). But this season, so far, I've seen NOTHING. AND QUITE FRANKLY, IT'S PISSING ME OFF. Ahahahahaha...seriously though. GIMME <3 And some Stella/Lindsay on CSI would be great too, although I don't rly expect it. But come on, just give me a LITTLE somethin' to squeal at. Oh, and speaking of hot, the other day, I watched this show on Nick called True Jackson VP and fucking fell in LOVE with this woman....I KNOW RIGHT. JESUS. WTF IS THIS VIXEN DOING ON NICK?! It's like the sexy teacher from Suite Life On Deck on Disney! It's pretty great though. I watch these really lame kids shows and find these ridiculously hot women. And I'm like WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE. And then I'm like OH, RIGHT. HIDING IN A REALLY LAME KIDS SHOW WHERE NOONE WOULD EVER THINK TO LOOK. FREAKIN' GENIUS. But ya can't get past little ol' Elle. I'm too gay to miss somethin' that hot. MWAHAHAHAHAHA. As you can tell, I'm kind of in a weird mood. Which is nice. It's much better than the numb/depressed state I'm usually in. Oh! I had a meeting with my advisor today to sign up for classes for next semester. And we checked my grades for this semester (I've been too afraid to look cuz I was pretty sure I was failing at least one. Like, either Environmental Science or Contemporary World Issues. Or both). But I have 2 A's and 2 B's. WTF! Idk how the hell that happened, but I'm not gonna question it. That is such a huge relief. I mean, I'm still uber stressed about skool as usual, especially cuz I have 2 research papers that just got assigned at the exact same time, but at least now I know I'm doing fine. ...psh, see how boring it is when I talk about skool? And if I were to talk about work, it'd be just as boring. Which is why I choose to squeal over TV shows & women instead. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KATHY, YOU SEXY, SEXY BITCH <333

[mood| anxious]

It's that time again! My #1 celeb crush is another year older...and you can't tell one bit. <3 In other news...I am officially obsessed with True Blood. I've been wanting to watch it for a while now. But then it, like, blew up and was, like, all over the internet and I was like, "oh god, maybe not..." and plus, the idea of getting mixed up in the whole "vampire" fanbase just makes me sick. But I rented it from the lie-berry and it's FREAKING AWESOME. Like, once you get over the whole fantasy aspect of vampires and shit, it's amazing. And Anna Paquin is ADORABLE. My sister came and visited us last week and I got her addicted to it too. The first night she was here, we stayed up til 3 in the morning drinking and watching it, and then spending 2 more hours talking and every 10 mins saying, "we shoulda just watched another episode of True Blood" and "let's just go watch more True Blood" XD And the next morning, as soon as we woke up, the first words out of her mouth were, "Come on, we gotta watch True Blood!" We watched 8 episodes total. Which probably doesn't sound like much, but they're an hour long each and she was only here for 2 days and we started watching them late at night both nights. And I had already seen 10 episodes. After she left, I finished the last 2 and was like FREAKIN' OUTTT cuz it's that kinda show. And now I'm freakin' out cuz I don't have any more! I'll prolly just end up watchin' em on-line, but the only time I can watch shit on-line is when both my parents are gone (cuz most of the shit I watch has language and nudity and my computer's in the living room, and usually my mom or dad is sitting right behind me and the TV is on, and we have to fight with the volume and it's just...not fun) so it may be awhile. OH, SPEAKING OF WATCHING SHIT ON-LINE, I WATCHED YESTERDAY'S EP OF HEROES TODAY (CUZ I WATCHED HOUSE LAST NIGHT) AND OMGGGG. EPIC <3 Anyway, that's really all that's goin' on with me. Another show, another actress to lust after. That's my pathetic life. And I love it. Happy birthday, Kate. You sexy, sexy bitch <333

[mood| ecstatic]
[music| Potluck]

OK, first of all, let's talk House. I've waited and waited and waited for my fix of Cameron, Cuddy, Thirteen, and Amber...House FINALLY returns for a new season...it's a TWO HOUR premiere...and NONE of them were in it AT ALL. Not even Amber! So I guess she's gone for good now. Which makes me really sad =T__T= Anyways...it was a good episode otherwise. It was completely different from the House that I'm used to, but still good. And that Dr. Beasley in the psych ward was pretty damn fine <3 So that kinda made up for the lack of Cameron, Cuddy, and Thirteen. KINDA. ...OK, I think that's enough ranting about that. Besides, I still have Law & Order: SVU to look forward to tonight! WITH CABOT <3 Gawd, something really gay better happen between her & Olivia this season. It's obvious they want eachother *rolls eyes* XD I'm serious though! I did a post a while back proving it! Go back and look! BUT YEAH, SVU TONIGHT. And CSI: NY...which I've never really watched, but every Sunday, when I call Amanda before I go to sleep, there's never anything else on, so I end up just looking at it...not really watching it, cuz I'm talking to Amanda...but SORT of watching it. And there's this adorable girl on there named Lindsay who reminds me of Pam from the Office and I'm in love with her. And Stella has her moments too. In fact, she has them more and more lately. Although I think it might not be that she's having more moments where she looks hot, it's that she's always been hot, I just never really noticed, but now I'm finding her more attractive the more I watch the show. And one time, I saw her on Craig Ferguson and she was, like, the coolest lady ever. And even though I don't really WATCH CSI completely, it seems to me that Lindsay & Stella have this cute little friendship going on...so obviously, I ship them <3 So I'm gonna start ACTUALLY watching it this season. And I'm pretty excited about it X3 Mmkay, enough about TV...I guess. I SAW POTLUCK LAST NIGHT! Yeah, a while ago, my brother told me that Potluck and Cribbs (a local rapper that my brother is, like, OBSESSED with) were gonna be playing in Davenport, like, 15 mins away. But the place they were gonna be playing at is a 19+ place. And my brother is 16. So we both figured we couldn't go. But my brother begged my mom to let us go, because he looks older than me and I'm 21 so we figured if they carded me and saw that I was 21, they'd assume he was at least 21 too...so anyways, my brother begged my mom and finally she said fine, we could try it. My dad was really pissed about the whole thing, but he said we could go too. So we did. And it worked! We got in! And it was KICKASS. Cribbs was awesome and we even got to meet him and talk to him a little bit after the show. Well, my brother talked to him more than I did, I just told him that my brother got me listening to his shit, and when I first heard it, I couldn't believe it was local cuz it's so fucking good. Here, listen...I KNOW! And then, after Cribbs, a band called Stranger Haze played. I had never heard of em before, but I liked em a lot. Then Potluck came on. Oh, and did I mention we were front row? It was a tiny little venue, so we got right up front. And we didn't have to deal with anyone pushing/shoving/punching us. It was PERFECT. It was so unreal to be THAT close to a band that I love so much. I mean, I was literally inches away from them. I could SMELL them. And at the end, I got to touch UnderRated's hand. And he gave my brother a fist bump during one of the songs! It was so badass. I'm SO glad we got to go. And we got home in time to watch Craig Ferguson! Haha. He was a trending topic on twitter yesterday! Someone came up with the idea to get him as a trending topic like a month ago, they planned it out, and I marked it down on my calendar and yesterday, I tweeted away, and apparently, so did everyone else, cuz it worked! I was so proud. He deserves it <3 His book came out yesterday! I went out and picked it up before skool yesterday. I'm not very far into it yet, but so far, OBVIOUSLY, it's awesome. Anyway, back to the concert. After Potluck, the headlining act, D-12 was gonna play, which I guess, is some rap group that plays with Eminem, idk, but we left after Potluck cuz it was, like, 11:00 by then, and my dad told us we had to be home by midnight. And the wait in between Stranger Haze & Potluck was pretty long, so we figured the wait between Potluck & D-12 would be pretty long too and it'd be pointless for us to stay cuz we'd have to leave as soon as they came out in order to get home on time and not get grounded. I mean, I would have liked to have seen D-12, but I wasn't too worried about it. Potluck was my main priority. Gawd, what an awesome night...I tried to take some pictures, but my camera on my phone sucks. Like, you push 'capture' and then, it takes the picture, likd, 5 seconds later, and it comes out a blur. So even though my new phone has a WAY better camera than my old one...it still sucks. I got a few videos though. But they're pretty short. I couldn't get entire songs because a)my phone doesn't hold that much shit to begin with, and b)the memory card was already almost full. If I would have known ahead of time we were going to the concert, I would have transfered all the shit on my phone onto the computer so I could delete it all off my phone and have more room. But it was a last minute thing, so my phone was almost completely full. But anyway, here's the short vids I managed to get:

Cribbs - 'Real Street Shit'


Potluck - 'Fire'


Potluck - 'I Gotta Problem'

[mood| sore]
[music| IMOGEN HEAP <333]

OK, I think I've put this off long enough. It's time to update. Even if none of my celeb crushes are having a birthday today. But I did miss Amy Poehler's birthday, so I'll just use that as a title. Oh, speaking of Amy Poehler, I missed Parks & Recreation on Thursday cuz I had to work (yeah, my boss decided to change my schedule so instead of working Monday, Tuesday, and Friday, I work Monday, THURSDAY and Friday. Which is REALLY inconvenient for me, cuz there are NO shows on Tuesday, and there are TONS of shows on Thursday. Yeah. Fml. BUT ANYWAYS), they were offering the pilot episode of this season of Parks & Rec that I missed on itunes for free, so I got it and I watched it and it was HILARIOUS. I almost forgot how funny that show is. ...OK, now for the actual updating part...how 'bout skool? You wanna hear about skool? That's pretty much all I'm about now =v_v= In a nutshell, it sucks. I'm taking Philosophy, Contemporary World Issues, Psychology of Gender, and Environmental Science. Philosophy is...boring. And last class, we were put into groups. And I fucking hate groups. I don't do well in them. Ever. So that blows. Contemporary World Issues is...HELL. First of all, I didn't even rly know what the class was gonna be about. I was just told by my counselor that I needed a credit from a certain section and she showed me the section and my choices were limited and they all sounded really boring so I just picked this one. And it sucks. It's uber political. And it seems like everyone else in that class knows EVERYTHING about what's going on in the world. And a whole buncha other shit too. And I'm just not into that shit AT ALL. Like, at one point, the teacher asked me to name a third world country, and I'm like, "uhhhh WUT." and I mean, maybe that's REALLT stupid on my part not to know that, but I just DON'T. And so then he asked me to name a second world country, and once again, I didn't know. And EVERYONE else in the class each named a second AND third world country. And I was like, "Honestly, I do not understand how all these people know this stuff" and everyone just looked at me like I was retarded. Is this common knowledge and am I really that stupid?! Like, wtf. And also, I HAAAATE the teacher. I've never had any problems with any of the teachers at that skool, but this guy drives me crazy. First of all, I'm pretty sure he IS crazy. Like, he's really loud and really enthusiastic. AND HE'S NOT EVEN GAY. And he's just really weird. Like, one day, he was like, "Ya know...the safest I ever felt...was when I was inside my mamma's womb...but then one day I was forced out...and now I'm stuck here...with all of you. ...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" like, he was crackin' the FUCK up like he had just heard the funniest thing ever. And everyone else was just looking at eachother like "wtffff". And also, when I'm in class, I like to doodle. And by doodle, I mean, draw a boarder of squares around pieces of paper. And then I color every other square in. It's just something I do to keep me busy during lectures. I'm still listening while I do it, it just keeps me from going insane. I've done it for years, and none of my teacher have ever said anything. UNTIL NOW. My crazy CWI teacher came up to me during class while I was doing that and goes, "Let's not do that, OK?" and I was like, "Oh, I'm listening, I just-" and he was like, "LET'S NOT DO THAT." I wanted to go off on him so bad. It's fucking COLLEGE. I'M paying for it, and if I want to fucking doodle, then let me fucking doodle. You already have my money, so fuck off. I've done this in every single class that I've taken in this goddamn place and I've passed every goddamn one of them. Well, except Algebra II, but that's a whole nother story. And actually, I don't think I ever doodled in there, cuz I knew I had a hard time with math. And I STILL failed. But anyways, my point is, some people learn differently than others, so I just think he should leave the fuck alone and let me do my thing, ya know? Gah...OK, I'll shut up about that class for now. How 'bout Gender Psych? It's the only class I don't mind, and that's because my favorite teacher there is teaching it. Except last class, we had to fill out these surveys about what turns us on sexually (to see the differences between men and women). Like, there would be a list of things (like naughty outfits, porn, lights off, lights on, etc) and we had to rate each one 1-5, 1 meaning it doesn't turn us on at all, and 5 being it RLY turns us on) and then we were put into groups and each group had to get a average number for each thing. And there are only a few guys in that class and the teacher put all of them into one group. Well, I REALLY should have gone with the guy group because all the other groups were based on what girls like in guys. So when my group asked me how turned on I am by naughty outfits, and I said 5, they (thinking I was straight) looked at me like I was fucked in the head. And so I told them, "ER, I, uh, I don't even like boys...if that helps any. I probably should have went with the guy group" and they all just sort of laughed nervously. But if I HAD gone over to the guy group, the guys woulda been like WTF, the class woulda been like WTF, and the teacher woulda been like WTF. This way, I only had 3 girls going WTF. So I think I made the right decision. Although I felt reallly uncomfortable. I mean, I don't ever hide the fact that I'm gay. I don't FLAUNT it, but I don't hide. It's just, I RLY don't want to be with a group if straight girls that I don't even know at all, and be discussing what turns me on in another girl, you know? But anyways, other than that little fiasco, that class is entertaining. And then I'm taking Environmental Science on-line. I'm not sure how I feel about that. I'm getting all the reading done, but I have a feeling I'm gonna fuck up on a lot of other shit. Like, some of the assignments are to actually GO places and talk to people there and shit. FUCK THAT. And we're supposed to watch, like, 10 hours of video, and I just HATE watching shit on my computer for long periods of time. I go crazy. So idk. But yeah. Skool sucks. I'm constantly stressed out now and I fucking hate it. BUT ENOUGH WITH THAT.
...Glee, anyone? Ahahaha, the show itself sucks imo, but Lea Michele (Rachel) is REALLLLY fucking hot <333 I've watched all 3 eps so far...the first one I watched because my mom was watching it for some reason, and I was bored outta my mind. And I was wow, this is ridiculously lame. But then there she was. And I was like WOW, SHE IS RIDICULOUSLY HOT. And she's supposed to be tne NERDY one?! NO WAI. Ahahaha, and so then when the 2nd ep aired, I was like, "I NEED ANOTHER FIX OF HER" and so I watched it again. And then, the 3rd ep aired, and I was like, "ANOTHER PLZ" and I watched it again. And I still think the show is terrible, but it's worth sitting through just to see Lea. YEAH. THAT'S HOW HOT SHE IS. HERE, LOOK:

...I KNOW!
Anyways...I should probably stop now cuz my back is killing me from sitting here for so long (I really hate my gigantic boobs =T__T=) and I'm hungry cuz all I had today was a waffle and the emmy stuff is starting.
ALL MY SHOWS COME BACK THIS WEEK! Well, most of them. House, Heroes, Law & Order: SVU (WITH CABOT <333), Grey's Anatomy, and Saturday Night Live. I hope I didn't miss any, but my back really fucking hurts DX K BYE.

[mood| tired]

My fave SNL star. Last season was kinda disappointing though. They need to give her better material. She's too awesome to be doing the just plain bizarre shit they've been writing for her lately.


She's funny...



She's pretty...



She's cute...



She's sexy...



Kristen Wiig is the shiit.


I love her <3