just got done recording our new ep to be put out on soup bowl records at The Sound Gallery in downtown minneapolis which will be entitled "The Greatest Battle".  Were so excited we can barely pound a pint of guinness without shitting out of every hole on our slightly overweight bodys.  The EP is due out late dec so keep an eye out for some new music and a lot of shows this winter. 

and some of the songs are pretty fuckin awesome. we should have a track or two up pretty soon.

so were a joke haha and have never had buttons till this day.. check em out there much smaller than these pics make it seem... this is bullshit

Hello fellow dingites,
We're planning a splendidly super spring west coast tour '09, and we're hoping we could get some help with the dates.

Here's what we're shooting for. Unless there's already a show posted on our profile, these shows don't yet exist. So let's get these bitches existing, eh?

Tues, March 17th, 2009- ST. PATTYS DAY.. Minneapolis MN
Wed, March 18th, 2009- Iowa City, IA
Thu, March 19th, 2009- Des Moines, IA
Fri, March 20th- Denver, CO
Sat, March 21st- Colorado Springs, CO
Sun, March 22nd- Santa Fe, NM
Mon, March 23rd- Albuquerque, NM
Tue, March 24th- Las Vegas, NV
Wed, March 25th- Phoenix, NM
Thu, March 26th- San Diego , CA
Fri, March 27th- Long Beach, CA
Sat, March 28th- Los Angeles, CA
Sun, March 29th- Santa Monica/Bakersfield/Fresno/Santa Maria/Santa Cruz/Santa what-eveh-the-fuckeh, CA
Mon, March 30th- San Francisco, CA
Tue, March 31st- Sacramento, CA
Wed, April 1st- Redding, CA
Thu, April 2nd- Eugene, OR
Fri, April 3rd- Portland, OR
Sat, April 4th- Seattle, WA
Sun, April 5th- Spokane, WA
Mon, April 6th- Missoula, MT
Tue, April 7th- Billings, MT
Wed, April 8th- Bismark/Minot
Thu, April 9th- Fargo/Grand Forks
Fri, April 10th- Fargo-Grand Forks
Sat, April 11th- Minneapolis

Finally put up our mommy said video. it's pretty stupid. and embarassing. god we rock.

Sorry, we suck at life. we'll post updates when we know them.

Thanks to everyone that put on the shows, all the bands we played with, everyone that came out, everyone we partied with, everybody that actually bought merch, everyone that liked us, everyone that hated us, everyone that didn't give a shit, people we met randomly, all the nice gas station clerks, cab drivers, hotel clerks, people that helped fix our van when we needed it......and last but definitely not least the people who gave us a place to stay. We had a great time!!! Go look at our pictures from the tour!!! Peace!!!!

-Parker

THE ONLY REASON WE ARE ON HIATUS IS THE FACT THAT OUR LEAD SINGER/BASSIST JONATHAN IS IN SPAIN FOR SCHOOL UNTIL APRIL. NOT SURE ON THE EXACT DATE HE GETS BACK, BUT TRUST ME, WE WILL BE PLAYING SHOWS AND STUFF AS SOON AS HE GETS BACK. NOW EVERYONE KNOWS!!!

Just so you all know, the new CD's have arrived and are sexy as ever! They will be fore sale soon on our myspace page as well as through www.soupbowlrecords.com! For Minnesota folk, they will be distributed and for sale on December 18th at Cheapo, Electric Fetus, Extreme Noise, Down in the Valley, and other fine independent record shops. The album will also be available on iTunes, Best Buy, Amazon.com, Border's, and Barnes & Nobel's in the near future.

REMINDER: Our CD release show is taking place at the Beat in Minneapolis on December 14th with Chicken Poodle Soup, The Ugly Fat Kids, and Hardcore Crayons. This will soon be followed by a Midwest tour in January, so look forward to that!

Hope to see all of you on the 14th!

Love,
Dingus