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Come over to DorkUtopia.com and check out our new sketch comedy series starting today entitled "Dick Move Olympics" http://dorkutopia.com/2009/09/09/dick-move-olympics-episode-1/

Check out this video: WTF Happened Last Night Episode 1

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Here we go, episode one in our brand new series WTF Happened Last Night.

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Check out all of our choices for funny videos you should see. It was hard to narrow down the list to five but here they are in no particular order.

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Read my new article, Good Marketing For Bad Ideas: Hiya Kids!

Rules of the game: Once you're tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random facts about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them to be tagged. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and asks them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.

1. I like to analyze people and form undue opinions about them. Then make fun of that person for those ideas I imposed on them.
2. Comedy is my defense mechanism, I use it to protect my vital innards like a crackhead uses a baby for a bullet sponge.
3. I was in a movie with Sean Penn for about 3 seconds, HAHA extras rule.
4. I met the pussycat dolls and hurt their feelings, then their body gaurd made me leave them alone. GOD DAMN THEY SUCK SO BAD! 
5. I am in a band called "The Corporate Office", and we are the next greatest thing since sliced bread. but really, who decided that sliced bread was so fucking good...
6. I really like a few people, but I swear i will never tell them, cause it would kill the entire population of libya if they knew, I have that effect on world cultures.
7. I have been on the news 13 times. and guess what, they all sucked.
8. During my world travels i have eaten dogs, cats, birds, tiger penis, shark nose, monkey brains, and once threw up bull testicles.
9. If you call me, I WILL come to your aid. no matter what time it is, no matter the day, not matter how far. I hold my friends closer than even my family. so if you consider me a friend, give me a shoutout, because I really want to become even better friends.
10. I was married once, it sucked alot, and guess what, the whole thing was a farce for money. DONT JUDGE ME

My homies that I wanna hear from....
John - Cause man I am pretty sure you cant surprise me
Sasha- Because. Thats why. and your awesome. give it.
Jessica - can never hear enough of this girls voice!
Ashley - I need to know more about little Sis  
PHJAKE- cause anyone with hair that perfect deserves to do this
The really hot girl from work - cause shes really hot(ps she has no myspace, but god i want her)
Keith - Cause i dont know enough
Tony - because he is my little clutch, my homey, the 15 year old that get shit done faster than a cat on fire
Delaney - Because she hates when i misspell her name, and i dont
Jesus- cause he is my homeboy thats why.