Rupert Murdoch has roped in his wife Wendy Deng to help make MySpace the most popular thing in China.

It amazes me that his wife has the time to hit "Add A Friend" to well over 1 billion people.


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Not satisfied with killing an Afghan governor on Sunday, the Taliban then attacked and bombed his funeral procession, killing six more.

I suppose the one piece of good news is that the late governor was unaware of the second attack and received no additional duress.

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What are you doing to remember 9/11?

I'm recreating the exact moment I found out. I was getting ready for work and had my iPod on in the background, and its hard to forget the music that was playing as I turned on my TV and saw the tragedy unfurl.

So here I stand, in just my socks, shaving cream over half my face, and dancing to Rock Lobster; my private, solemn tribute to that terrible day.

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Brad Pitt's claiming he won't marry Angeline Jolie until "everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able."

I would have tried that excuse with my first wife had I been able to do it with a straight face.

Clearly he's a better actor than I've given him credit for.


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Do you know how real news anchors often play fake news anchors in TV shows and movies? Well, yours truly had shot a bunch of scenes for the upcoming ABC telemovie Path To 9/11 - but because of the stink kicked up by some Democrats angry that the true story was being distorted and misrepresented, all my scenes have been cut.

For example, in one scene, I announced that Clinton was literally in bed with Monica Lewinsky when Osama Bin Laden showed up at the White House for tea. I go on to claim that the CIA, FBI and NSA all wanted to kill him but Clinton wouldnt give the green light because he refused to be disturbed. Of course, by the time Clintons pulled his pants up, Bin Ladens stormed off in a tiff and is planning his revenge in a hidden Pakistani cave.

I still hold out hope that the scene where I announce that Clinton and Bin Laden have a secret love child together makes it in. If I dont, I have to give my SAG card back.


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From the wires: Saudi Arabia are considering a ban on women praying in Mecca. Whereas I fiercely condemn those kind of evil, oppressive actions, it does make me wonder if something can be done closer to home about keeping the ladies off the freeways.

Anyone agree? Bueller?


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Tragically, Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter was killed today by a stingray who stung his heart with deadly accuracy. So sad to think that all this time, Steve was after the wrong animal.

Steve will be missed by everyone but the stingray. Who didn't.

So Iran now admits it supplies Hebollah with missiles and I can't get my local deli to stock proper hummus.

What's wrong with this picture?



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So all along, Pluto's just been a moon.

Lying little fuck.


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Macaca. That's the word Senator George Allen, R-Va, used to describe a gentlemen of Indian extraction who'd been following his campaign with a camera.

The mans real name is Shekar Ramanuja Sidarth.

I don't wish to defend the career-killing Republican Senator but Macaca is a lot easier to remember and pronounce.


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