http://www.myspace.com/hymnsoftheneedlefreakfanzine 
-kickass fuckin shit you have promo packs?
JTPOONELIPACCESSORIES-umm...myspace.
Sexcrime-promo pack deez nuts!
1. whats the story on the band(members,influences,etc.. ) ?
JTPOONELIPACCESSORIES-After i graduated Beauty College i joined a Pat Boone cover band called "One Rumps Enough" when i was approached by the President of Virgin Records to join this hit making machine called Buttholelipsick.heavily influenced by guns,drugs and booze.i suppose to put a date on it tho we've been together since about 1998..
COLECLUBCOMBO- Well after my first job as a kiddie park ride operator I found myself tangled in a web of malt liquor, porn and getting lifted. I was never very good at anything so I decided to jump on the fast moving bus that was a heavy metal band. We played all of the local hot spots in this little town, and really made a name for ourselves. Then Poonlipaccessories told me that the president of Virgin records wanted us to become involved in the phenomena Buttholelipstick.
Sexcrime-I have no recollections of recent history.Only vague
feelings of dissatisfaction and contempt.
2. how would you describe your style?
JTPOONELIPACCESSORIES-with words.Toddler Grind.
COLECLUBCOMBO-Brawny
Sexcrime-Your band is a bunch of homosexuals why don't you go kill yourself core.
3. how many releases do you have and how can we get copies?
JTPOONELIPACCESSORIES-10.Directly through us.
COLECLUB-We release everything
4. hows your local scene?
JTPOONELIPACCESSORIES-like a turd in a punch bowl.
COLECLUBCOMBO-Flaming.
Sexcrime-Scene's are for fags.
5. who can go fuck themselves?
JTPOONELIPACCESSORIES-bands that wear girl pants.Metal bands that have band names that are sentences or small phrases.Kid Rock.Anyone that likes Kid Rock.People that think new country is cool.Anyone that doesnt like Sammy Davis Jr. and women with penises.OH YEAH! and those fucking assholes on the freecreditreport.com commercials.
COLECLUB- Road Apple, men that wear mascara and deny it when you ask, Kid Rock, women that don't like penises, Tila Tequila, gun control advocates, rehabilitation specialists, police, anyone who denies Buttholelipstick as jesus christ
Sexcrime-Everyone.
5. who is worth a fuck yeah?
JTPOONELIPACCESSORIES-Mr.Hilarious.Conspiritors of the Occult.Miles Davis.Hank Williams Sr.and III.Sammy Davis Jr.Frank Zappa and women with penises.and anyone that accepts Buttholelipstick as their Lord and Savior.
COLECLUBCOMBO-The Hilarious camp, Blowfly, anyone that gets thier myspace account deleted, anyone that defies all laws and morals to accept The Buttholelipstick
Sexcrime-Mr.hilarious,Asscavern,the conspiritors of the occult,9,Imbroglio,Cunt butcher,Grannyfist,Weird Paul,
Buffy the body!Any one who wants to send us a monetary donations of any size to ensure we keep cranking out hit after hit.
6. say whatever you want to say here.
Sexcrime-Nothing is true and everything is permitted.
COLECLUBCOMBO- Bugarshush.
JTPOONELIPACCESSORIES-Poop and Pee make chocolate milk.