Well then where to begin!
Friday:
The trip there was entertaining, myself, Dan and Alex came up with the backwards microwave where if you reverse the polarity of the microwave and attach a hose to it you can point it at people like a gun and turn them into varying flavours of ginsters pasty depending on their nationality!
The hotel we stayed at which is run by a man who talked about violence like it was the only thing in his life!! It was quite good though we all got bibles which oddly had pages stuck together, some folks really enjoy religion!
After meeting ade we made our way out to find a local eatery (wetherspoons... fucking original) at which point Ade decided to let on that he had purchased a box containing a lego style man named Bob who was apparently an office worker he even had his own cubicle, it is an appalling heap of shit! Even for £5!
After a few hours of eating, drinking, walking, arcading and more drinking we decided to just get some beers head back to the hotel and stay in (we were tired).
But the most terrible of crimes happened... Bob was viciously attacked in the anal area by a Hot Ice skater! Front page news up in Blackpool!
Saturday:
Breakfast at 09:00 and you will never see a man as fat as Ade move that fast ever! He was sleeping in mine and Luke's room as he believed that he would be attacked in the night by evil people if he slept in any other room!!
To be honest all I can really remember other than that was riding the Pepsi Max (TK Maxx if you are me), getting wet in Valhala (while I was inventing the bodydom, a condom for your entire body...all over protection) and going into a 4D cinema ( I suggest you try it, it is very good)
Eating in a rock themed restaurant was fun, even when a group of chavs on a table near us decided that they would have a bit of a brawl!! Upsairs was crap though the bands that were on all thought that they were a cross between Pete Doherty and Sid Vicious but it was more like Chas and Dave meets the Chuckle Brothers utter shite!
To be honest I went bed early and missed much of what went on (that's real rock 'n' roll)
Sunday:
Almost time to go home, but just enough time to go to an arcade and spend some more money and visit a sealife centre which I enjoyed a lot!
The drive home was ok we were all tired but I still managed to make Ade look like a balloon whore which is always a plus!!