my bro just found these hilarious chuck norris jokes so here ya go.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless chuck norris has been there, then its full of tears and blood.
chuck norris doesnt sleep-he waits.
behind chuck norris's beard there is no chin, just a cold hard fist.
chuck norris's house has no doors, just walls that he walks through.
the quickest way to a mans heart is chuck norris's fist.
Chuck norris's tears are a cure for cancer-too bad he never cries, ever.
chuck norris wipes his butt with 8by10 sheets of plywood.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only 3 moves.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and then pooped it out, the turtle had grown to six feet tall and had learned karate.
Time waits for no man, Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris doesnt actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, hes not actually pushing up, hes pushing the earth down.
anyways thats good fondoo.
Peace all funkateers
Ben