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Have you ever met someone that was so obnoxious that you wanted to just knock the shit out of them! I had one of those days today and if I could afford the bail money I would have Judo chopped the hell out of him!

OK! for some reason , I have never been able to safely navigate going up or coming down stairs. Just 1 hour ago I fell down some stairs. I admit it was my fault, because I was devouring some spicy chicken strips and not paying attention to the stairs. I had a strip in my mouth and suddenly I began to fly down the stairs and I hot the banister so hard that my chicken strips flew down the hall. My hip is bruised, sore and I look as if I just went through a gang initiation. Now, I sit here hungry and reeking of Ben Gay and hot sauce. LOL

The Electoral count was 288 in Obama's favor and I realized that history was made and we have our first African-American President. My eyes sweled with tears and I sobbed uncontrollably, because and an end to the last 8 hellish, oppressive years. May God protect and bless Obama. I hope that he lives up to his promises and works as hard as he possibly can to make every American become an equal part of this country!

The Republican Vice President nominee Palin if elected would be the second most powerful elected official in the country and she is not up to par. She does not have the experience and she is just there to seduce the female voters that may feel disenfranchised , because Hilary wasn't nominated. Mccain said that he choose her solely , because she would appeal to female voters. It's arrogant and foolish to assume that women will simply vote for the Republicans , because they have a a candidate that has a uterus. Women are just as concerned with the country's safety and financial stability as men and they won't be so easily persuaded by the GOP"S smoke and mirrors.I think Palin is going to offer another load of recycled bad politics that has eroded the reputation and financial stability of America over the last 8 years. I find it odd that she is "Pro choice" and also a supporter of the NRA. How can you be all "save the babies" and support the NRA which enables people to murder babies and anyone else in the line of fire. The truth is that if she had ran for the Republican Presidential nominee she would have been dismissed by her own party and now the country is supposed embrace her, because Mccain has given her his stamp of approval. Palin has been put in the unenviable position of a public lap dog that is close to having the keys to the kingdom, but she isn't qualified to lead.

I've decided to seriously dedicate to loosing weight ad being healthy so, I joined a gym and started taking Yoga classes. OK! I thought Yoga was supposed to be calming, but it isn't. Yoga is intense as hell. I gt into this one pose called' Downward dog" and I guess I jared my digestive system , because I cut the cheese in class infront of everyone. I'm not talking about one of those subtle, barely detectable farts, it was one of those that sounds like a gun shot. I was embarrassed and tempted to grab my mat and leave the room, but I didn't. I remained in the pose and finished the class. I'll bet the other people in the class will bring gas masks with them the next time we meet.

OK! recently two of my friends had a fire and they needed a place to stay. They became upset, because I did not offer to let them stay with me. The reason I didn't invite them is because I knew we would clash and our friendship would be damaged. I am a neat freak and very organized and responsible. They on the other hand live this bohemian, live by the seat of their pants lifestyle and it doesn't work for me. So, they feel betrayed and I feel as if they aren't being realistic about things. SO do you think I'm wrong for not inviting them?

Well, Vogue pulls it's collective head out of its ass and decided to feature African-Americans in an issue after the volatile and cell phone tossing Naomi campbell called them out , because they had a history of not featuring Black models.

OK! My hair had gotten out of control and I decided to go get my usual vanilla, cut down to the scalp /boring haircut and I got a pleasant surprise to go along with it. When I go to my barbershop, I can expect to hear all sports of outlandish commentary on all sorts of topics such as : sports, the child rapist "R.kelly" being found not guilty, how to keep your false teeth from falling out during a conversation, how to keep a young girlfriend SATISFIED, and health. I walked into the shop and my barber greeted me with his usual big, hollywood smile and something extra; he handed me a fistful of condoms. At first, I was floored , because I'm a sexually repressed whore. Apparently, my civic minded barber has started his own campaign for safe sex in the neighborhood. He has this huge bowl of condoms sitting on a display in the shop and he is handing them out to everyone that walks into his door. So during the whole half-hour long visit, I heard him and the other barbers talk about safe sex and some of their "getting burned" moments. Who knew people would be so open about catching the crabs. lol Now some may be offended by this, but I think it is great that people are enabling others to live safely.