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Status: Swinger
Age: 94
Sign: Scorpio

City: NEW YORK
State: NEW YORK
Country: US
Signup Date: 9/16/2006

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Sunday, August 23, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities




Just as the government Cash for Clunkers program comes to an end, Comicfix, a non-governmental entity and publishers of the Protoplasman comic, announces a rebate program for ALL products featuring SADISTIK the Diabolikal Super-Kriminal from now until midnight on Wednesday, September 31, 2009.



SADISTIK
is the world-famous photo comic character whose exploits have sold millions of copies internationally and is now available in English for the first time! The documentary about him, THE DIABOLIKAL SUPER-KRIMINAL, has been a hit in Europe, recently had its successful US premiere at the San Diego Comic-Con and will have its NY premiere soon. One of the photo novels, SADISTIK: Strip & Kill (click on the link to see the teaser video), is currently in pre-production as an animated web series to be released in early 2010.



You will receive $1 (one dollar US) for any SADISTIK product bought before the deadline. This includes any number of psychotic photo novels (see below) and wicked products including (but not limited to) T-shirts, posters, hats, mugs, camera and other wild stuff related to the King of Crime! Make 100 purchases and get $100!



To see the range of SADISTIK-related fun available for rebate go to the BUY SADISTIK page at www.goSadistik.com



To download free PDF previews of the SADISTIK photo novels go to the SNEAK PEEK page at www.gosadistik.com

The rebate program is as easy as this: Simply order any SADISTIK product from indyplanet.com, comixpress.com or cafepress.com and forward your confirmation of payment e-mail from these outlets to flag@goSadistik.com (you need not include any personal information, such as address or credit card number; after all, we are a non-governmental entity)!

Within two (2) business days you will receive a confirmation e-mail from The Diabolikal Super-Kriminal and within five (5) business days after that you will receive a $1USD rebate for every item you have purchased, deposited into your PayPal account (minus any fees PayPal may impose). This offer is not applicable to wholesale orders. Retailers: Inquire about our low wholesale rates for Sadistik products.



Any further questions? E-mail: flag@goSadistik.com. You will get an auto-reply message to be followed soon by a personal response to any questions!

Click on the images below to see more and order!






Now in English for the first time, the King of Crime invades America! Diabolikal T-shirts & More! Click on the image above to see the criminal splendor!



SADISTIK 1
Monster with a 1000 Masks!

International Diabolikal Super Kriminal! Cult Photo Comic in English for the first time! Bonus article on Euro Super Villains and Actors Gallery with Pin Ups! 190 Pages | Black & White Minicomic TPB $9.99



SADISTIK 2: The Drug Bomb!

Incredible photo comic! Gangsters steal an experimental 'super-heroin' which packs a bigger punch than anyone expected. Knowing its true secret, Sadistik, the Diabolikal Super-Kriminal, with his incomparable lover Dana, plots to steal the plunder for his own nefarious designs in this tale of addiction, forbidden lust, greed, betrayal and death! 188 Pages | Black & White TPB Minicomic $9.99



SADISTIK 3: DEATH DIAMONDS!

A cache of hot sparklers triggers a bloodbath when the tenacious King of Crime plots to purloin them from a cadre of gangsters, hoodlums and scheming vixens! And how are the Monte Carlo police able to track the every move of the Monster with 1000 Masks? A movie length photo novel with primal terror, murder, sex, and vicious duplicity! Also articles, pin-ups and Raquel Welch 1,966 A.D. 176 Pages | Black & White Mini TPB $9.99



BEWARE: SADISTIK #1

The infamous star of the dark photo novels celebrates his 40th anniversary with his first comic book! Features an all new SADISTIK comic based on the TV pilot script by Mort Todd. Also two other tales with the Origin and Death of the Diabolikal Super-Kriminal from 1970s Argentina in English and color for the first time! $9.99





SADISTIK: Strip & Kill #1

84 page Movie Special Collectors' Edition! A top secret formula is the target of the King of Crime but to get it he must battle a murderous nymphet, bloodthirsty gangsters and the police! A movie length photo novel with primal terror, sex and grave robbery! Also includes an exclusive interview with film vixen TURA SATANA, an overview of the 12 Turkish SADISTIK films and pin-ups. Standard Sized Trade Paperback Black & White 84 pages $9.99



SADISTIK: Violence Visits a Voyeur #1

A fear-filled movie-length thriller! In a rare moment of relaxation, the DIABOLIKAL SUPER-KRIMINAL lets down his guard and his most protected secret is exposed! Blackmailed by a scheming pin-up model, the KING OF CRIME engages in a deadly scheme that involves dolls, drugs and death! Standard Comic Black & White 52 pages $5.99



KILLING TIME #1

The first magazine devoted to photo comics from around the world, with a focus on the WEIRD! The premiere issue introduces NAMUR, the 1970s Sexy Super-Spy with exclusive information on the original Argentinean photo novels starring the Diabolikal Super-Kriminal KILING! In color and bi-lingual (English & Spanish)! Edited by Mort Todd (MONSTERS ATTACK!) and Roberto Barreiro. Lots of wild photos ala FAMOUS MONSTERS! 52 page Color Magazine $7.99


SADISTIK: Il Ricatto ha i Capelli Biondi #0


This is an Italian language edition of SADISTIK: VIOLENCE VISITS AVOYEUR (see above): IL RITORNO DI KILLING: IL RE DEL CRIMINE! Non perdete: IL RICATTO HA I CAPELLI BIONDI! Una sanguinaria avventura dove IL DIABOLIKAL SUPER-KRIMINAL dovrà annientare una spietata femme-fatale, che ha scoperto la sua identità segreta, e dare scacco matto ad una banda di narcotrafficanti!!! Un avvincente albo a base di sangue, pupe emancipate, droga, denaro e ovviamente… MORTE! Black & White 52 pages $6.99



Wednesday, July 29, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
Protoplasman cartoonist Mort Todd was recently interviewed on Dan Burke's fantastic radio show Comics Cafe where he discussed his checkered past in comics from Cracked and Marvel Music to his current Sadistik work and Playboy animation, not to mention The Human Water Balloon, which he did mention. You can listen to Mort drop all kinds of famous cartoonists' names and odd artist anecdotes by clicking HERE!
Tuesday, June 02, 2009 

Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities
IMPORTANT NOTE: Since this blog was posted, YouTube has deemed these animations too 'dirty' and has deleted them! Fortunately you can still see them by going to the Comicfix Aniboom Portfolio! So what are you waiting for? Link away!

Here's some animation created by PROTOPLASMAN artist MORT TODD and his pal CLIFF MOTT for Playboy. There's some mild semi-nudity, so don't watch if you're easily offended!
First is BUNNI POWER! Dynamic Defender of Womens' Rights! See her crafty battle with the nefarious Dr. Letch and his infernal up-skirt robo-cam!



Next are CUNNING STUNTS! A titanic trailer for a trio of Hollywood special effects experts!



Finally, but not least, History Buff! Buff is the eternal woman who finds herself in pivotal moments throughout human history... and always gets the better of men!



Mort's currently working on much more whacky animation, coming soon!
Monday, November 26, 2007 
Listen to Mort Todd LIVE on Planet Comic Book Radio Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 8 PM (Eastern) 5 PM (Pacific)! Available for download 11/29. This is a great new radio show hosted by Javier Hernandez, creator of the El Muerto comic book which was made into a film starring Wilmer Valderrama (now out on DVD)!

Click on the image below for more info!

Friday, November 23, 2007 
T.E. Pouncey did a short interview with Protoplasman artist Mort Todd on the Geeks of Doom website. Read it by clickinging HERE!

Stay tuned for an upcoming blog about Mort's trip to Italy as juror at the Nightmare Film Festival and the debut of the documentary he produced about Sadistik called The Diabolikal Super-Kriminal!
Sunday, October 14, 2007 
Contrary to the popular song, Mort Todd thinks HALLOWEEN is the most wonderful time of the year!

The last week of October and first week of November will be noted by several items of terroriffic interest creeping from the brain of Mort! There's the WORLD PREMIERE of the documentary about Sadistik, entitled THE DIABOLIKAL SUPER-KRIMINAL, that Mort produced debuting at the Ravenna Nightmare Film Festival in Italy... The three night CAVESTOMP garage rock festacular that Mort created the poster and merchandise for... A new CD cover for the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion that is a homage by Mort to his first Back from the Grave album cover... and last, but certainly not least, there's Mort's contribution to the world's most classic and respected horror comic!

Yeah, your favorite little horror-meister has finally contributed to the granddaddy of ALL horror comics in the new TALES FROM THE CRYPT!

Long known for his horrific BACK FROM THE GRAVE album covers from CRYPT RECORDS and as creator, editor and oft contributor to the legendary MONSTERS ATTACK! magazine, Mort has written a tale of the crypt for issue number 3, out in time for Helloween!

The cover featured "A Murderin' Idol" tells of a certain contestant on a certain music talent show who will do anything to see that he becomes the idol of America! Here's the cover to look out for:



And be warned: TftC editor "Jarring" Jim Salicrup has promised that Mort will be allowed to illustrate one of his future terror epics!

Here's the poop on this terroriffic issue and how to get it:

TALES FROM THE CRYPT 3

Writers: Mort Todd, Stefan Petrucha, Jim Salicrup
Artists: Steve Mannion, Don Hudson, Rick Parker

The premier pulse-pounding horror comic is back with all-new petrifying, picto-fiction parodies of today's pop culture! "A Murderin' Idol" by "Monsters Attack!" writer Mort Todd and artist Steve Mannion reveals shocking secrets behind the top-rated TV talent contest. Find out how far someone is willing to go to win it all! "Slabbed!" by "X-Files" writer Stefan Petrucha and artist Don Hudson takes a look at the dark side of comics collecting. When Derrick tries to sell his stolen comic to a dealer, he finds out what comics are really worth, and it's not anything listed in the Overstreet Price Guide! Creepy introductions by the Crypt-Keeper, the Old Witch, and the Vault-Keeper, insCRYPTed by writer Jim Salicrup and drawn by "Beavis and Butt-head" artist Rick Parker.

48 pages, full-color, $3.95 (Oct.)



You can find Tales from the Crypt at general bookstores everywhere (especially Barnes & Noble), on the web everywhere like Amazon.com and at comic bookstores: to find one nearest you, call the Comic Shop Locator Service at 888 COMIC BOOK.

CALL 1-800-886-1223 M-F, 9-6 ET with your order and credit card information.
Please note your credit card will be billed by NBM Publishing.

OR WRITE IN YOUR ORDER TO:
Papercutz, 40 Exchange Place, Ste. 1308 New York, NY 10005
Make check payable to NBM Publishing.
or email at orders@papercutz.com, call 212 643 5407, fax 212 643 1545

Shipping: add $3 for the 1st book, $1 each additional; for comic books: add $1 each. We have fast FedEx available, please inquire. Foreign orders: $4 first item (comic book or book), $2 each additional. Airmail: $10 1st item, $6 each addt'l. And when you order, tell 'em MORT sent ya!
Currently listening:
Back from the Grave
By Various Artists
Release date: 17 October, 2000
Saturday, January 20, 2007 
Have a BIG BANG of a New Year! The Human Water Balloon visits Hollywood during its Golden Age in Big Bang Presents #4! It's on sale later this month at the smarter comic shops!

Monday, January 15, 2007 
Have you checked out the awesome T-shirts and other stuff featuring your favorite Human Water Balloon? We've just added some new black and dark t-shirts to go along with the other weird products available! Take a look at them by clicking on the image below!


And be sure to pick up Big Bang Presents #4, out later this month, featuring Protoplasman in Hollywood and Ultiman versus the Mechanical Brain!

Saturday, November 11, 2006 
The untold secret origin of Protoplasman, the Human Water Balloon! When the nefarious vampire Dr. Fang declares war on the USA, only a man composed entirely of protoplasm, the essence of life itself, has a chance to defeat the undead fiend! The hard boiled hi-jinx continue when the soluble sleuth discovers a corpse with two heads and the investigation leads to the circus sideshow where the pliable private eye confronts the Double Header of Death!

On sale in finer comic shops in November!