whathaveyou lolz

1) I can fold my tongue in half and bend my ribcage to almost 45 degrees..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

2) I broke my arm wrestling with someone who was almost twice my weight when I was about 15 and before getting a cast won first place in my highschool wrestling competition. I think it had more to do with the amount of adrenaline in my system, because it was really painful.

3) The first time I had sex was mostly due to my brother bugging me about being a virgin.

4) my first girlfriend in highschool was killed by the guy she dumped me for.

5) I've only asked 2 girls out in my life, and I've never said "I love you" to any of them.

6) I believe that if you need to fight someone, it doesn't matter how big they are, or who wins, because nobody wins and sometimes you need to do damage, regardless of what happens to you because of it.

7) I was shocked when I realised I was circumcised. I thought they all looked like mine- just smaller. 

8) My life goal has always been to retire to a yacht.

9) When I was young, I wanted to do everything you can only get away with when you're young, and when I was a teenager, I wanted to get away with everything I could while I was a teenager. I don't ever want to say I rushed through a period in my life.

10) the man got me down

1) Jake Stead because he's the new guy

2) Jake Bell because he's a good storyteller

3) Damien because he's here and never pops up

4) Jenn because I can relate

5) Dusty because I wanna see what he says

best race ever- riiiight before it snowed. cant really race anymore unless you got 4 on the floor. Anyways, coming out from Scurfield onto Rte 90 turning right, come up immediately next to an Eclipse, new paint and all the bumpers and skirts. I kinda test him but The old bones doesn't have a chance so Im like, wingmaning it. Get to the new underpass and he flies- and Im following, then up comes this other white convertible Eclipse and he's all rearing to go, and we average about 120 going down the underpass. Come up to the light by Wilkes there- not sure the street but they're both behind other cars. the light turns green and eventually the blockade gives way and off we go. And what's this?  red 92 integra jumps in with a squeely exhaust. a little playing legal ensues and we find ourselves at the lights near carpathia park. Some YELLOW car jumps in and at some point I notice we've lost the white car.  NE ways, it was the polo park bridge we really smoked- going past Ness ave the 4 of us flew around these two minivans crawling along- must have been an intense scene. it all broke up cause you cant really race the s turns by Ellice but I had a super blast. Guess I cant do anymore of that now that the streets are covered in ice... Cousin Mike has an adult size sno-racer I might be able to convince him to do a little carbogganing

So I  travel down route 90 almost every day, and alot of the time people want to try racing a talon. I mean, she's an old bird but can she's still got her claws, and this one guy cruising around trying to impress some girls wanted to test his stupid civic. We both hit the gas and I was catching up  pretty quick, had to slow down as we passed the cameras.

At that point we were neck and neck, and I had the chance to look over at the girls now pressing their faces against the glass with excitement. I, quit goat thinking, gave them a treat by taking my hands off the wheel, and still facing them, covered my eyes and floored it. It was a straight away and I didn't let up until my car was making the "hit the overdrive or I'm not going any faster" noise. well, I beat the fucker, and gave him a bit of a story.

Incase you're worried about safety, dont. I had my knee on the steering wheel the whole time, and I was peeking just a little.

What do you think? bad idea? should I stop while I'm ahead and go the limit from now on? I guess if I was relating that story to the doctor that was trying to reattach my legs, I'd sound pretty stupid.