in the words of big ralph, my father.  o jesus christ rosemarie, why did't you wake me.

so i listen to way too much music. and this, "goes without saying." oh, and by the way, i loathe people that use phrases like, "this goes without saying." anyway, to get to the point... right now at this moment... the hollies "all i need is the air that i breathe". it's the fucking joint.. doint belive me and need some sort of reason why. and the only thing i can point out that knocks me on my ass. the floor tom. listen you'll understand. a fucking easy listening song that takes the john bonham route.. yeah i roll that way.

okay so i am listening to this tape of some people that i played with tonight.  one of them made me think of this.  let me point out something first, though, i am drunk.

 

and now on to the post..

okay here are the girls in mind that i want to see all together.  olivia allison, kathy horne, julie chill, rebecca ross and aileen brody.

 

okay i know there are four guitar players that i have mentioned, but..  well but.. olivia and kathy have that strong steady fairport convention type lead and julie and rebecca have that strong sir lord baltimore type sludge. 

 

so you get them together, have the pop, have the sludge and have aileen keep it all together.  maybe that would be possible, the keeping it all together thing.  i don't know.  i don't play bass, i play drums.  i don't even know what a bass is.

 

and speaking of drums..  i have no clue who i would add in this situation..  i would wear a wig, knee high stockings and a skirt just to get this going.  i have no hair on my body, except for some facial hair(there is always nair).  i would do it on principle until there was someone to step up..  that is how much i would love to see this happen.

 

oh wait, never mind..  julie is moving back to pittsburgh

does anyone, besides me, remember the rap the manipulator?  just curious..

 

also, i just want to know why do people suck.  yes despite what you might not agree with.  people do suck.

 

lets talk about the subway.  why do people get off their asses before the subway stops on a crowded train.

 

do i need to go on why people suck.  yeah, maybe i do.

 

another time, though..

 

girl is mad real.. saw her at princeton whoop colombia's ass.  oh and sat next to, the one and only, coach cowher...  yeah i said nothing..

watch out murder swan is coming.

did you see shaun alexander cry?  did you see shaun alexander cry?  did you see shaun alexander cry?  when he didn't win the superbowl....

why hasn't anyone sampled the bass for "you doo right", by can(like i should say or maybe i should say or maybe i should stop now) for the hottest hiphop song known to man.  okay let me put it out there..  nice and smooth.  gregg nice, c.l. smooth..  i think "funky for you", part two, should have the bass line and it could be your new comeback hit for 2006.  are you feeling me or am i just drunk.. 

 

by the way, the new liars drum record is off the hook.   at least for this post..

 

why, in this world, is lawrence kim the only person that plays "you doo right" in practice, on bass, non-stop..

 

he's feeling it..

so shit that is mad real at this moment, by c-stan...

 

so i was in my escalade bumpin' "times new viking" and the kids in east new york were losing their shit...  i thought i was in the "i got to have it" video..

 

the stooges reissues, i know are outdated, but man "the heads" love to bump that shit..

 

fucking practice tapes are the shit cause it's like mike rep fucking with the sound, but not being there(if you know the mike rep and the quotas shit, for real).

 

shit not mad real, cat power(bitch needs more prince paul, seriously), working(shit sucks), that winter is still here(dudes where's summer), and last but not least bands who front(lets just say you people know who you are, where's the love)....

 

anyways....  i'm kicking the wedding present doing a go-betweens cover right now, so you know how old school i am.  i should be kicking ice cube, as o'shea jackson in m.i.a., and that's old school...  (all i can say is ad rock should sue, "well i'm ice cube and i'm here to say..." and so forth).

 

fuck the seahawks... 

 

 oh and i'm making a mastercard commercial with peyton asking big ben to sign a football for his little brother..  you know who's not feeling that? plexico... 

 

 

yeah i'm out like peyton, bitches...

maybe the highlight of the ten minute speech was, "if we lose, nobody gets anymore condiments..  no pickles, no hot sauce, etc.."  but, what ever "the bus" said in his ten minute speech, before the denver game, signifies one big thing...  WE'RE GOING TO THE FUCKING SUPERBOWL, BABY..  who is with me for the pilgrimage to pittsburgh on superbowl sunday.  when the steelers win, i want to loot and riot like the run dmc rasin' hell tour... 

 

and two words to end with...

 

fuck yeah...