You know what to do.

-The Protomen

Final​ly,​ Gamep​ro has share​d our words​ with the world​.​.​.​.​

If you know where​ to get it, then pleas​e let us know.​ All we know is that in the middl​e of the state​ of volun​teers​,​ only Davis​ Kidd sells​ Gamep​ro. Some say that Barnes & Noble, Gamestop, and Wal-Mart carry it....good luck.​

The cover​ looks​ like this:​





There​'​s a storm​ comin​g.​

It's been too long....

Many news items.

Firstly:

Our home on the interwebs contains the latest words from Panther, most of which are curious banter. However, some important information is to be found....such as new merch for the faithful and registering with our street team L.I.G.H.T. Brigade. Positive street team movements cannot be stressed enough to bring us to your towns....and we have exclusive surprises in store for all that muster to the fight. Do what you feel is just.

Secondly:

We have found new allies that have asked to remain anonymous (Ernie Ball) who have laid a challenge before us: to join them in saving Atlanta, GA with the power of Warped Tour behind us.

However, we need your help.

To join your comrades at the front, head to Ernie Ball's Warped Tour Battle of the Bands site and register an account. It's basically just like MySpace, but way less crappy. We've tested these waters, and they seem safe. Once inside, head to our account HQ to vote for us and rate our songs/band once daily. The top 20 voted bands will have a shot to play the show date, so your votes are everything. Remember, it's a daily thing so hit it often and rally your friends. It's time to see what we're all made of.

The future is unwritten. Do your part.

Also, keep your ears tuned to the proper channels....many happenings on all fronts. We have yet begun to fight.

-P

On May 2nd we ride.

Straight into your heart, girl.

Destination: the North East. Baltimore will see the first blood, and Greenville, NC the final blows of this tour. Both have proven their worth, and are powerful cities. Boston, NYC, Richmond will also be revisited, as well as newcomer Danbury, CT.

However

We have also just confirmed this year's Bamboozle Music Festival in East Rutherford, NJ.

Date and time information are coming, general festival information can be found at thebamboozle.com, but we tell you with certainty that Snoop Dogg will be there. We're just as amazed as you. A million stages, a gazillion acts. One helmet mic.

Believe in me, I'm with the high command.
-P

Our debut album is now at the following radio stations:

MORE NEW STATIONS ADDED 12/03/07 ! :
Bearcast.uc.edu Cincinnati OH
CFMU Hamilton ont
CILU Thunder Bay ON
CJSR Edmonton ALB
KLSU Baton Rouge LA
KUPS Tacoma WA
WCVF Fredonia NY
WCWM Williamsburg VA
WERU-2 East Orland me
WFNP New Paltz NY
WHSN Bangor ME
WMTU Houghton MI
WTSR Ewing NJ
WWVU Morgantown WV
WXOU Rochester mi


STATION / LOCATION


Bearcast.uc.edu Cincinnati OH
CHUO Ottawa ONT
CJSW Calgary ALB
KAMP Tucson AZ
KAOS Olympia wa
KASC Tempe AZ
KCWU Ellensburg wa
KVSC St. Cloud MN
WAWL Chattanooga TN
WCVF Fredonia NY
WEEM Pendelton IN
WEGL Auburn AL
WIRE Norman OK
WKDU/ WDKU Philadelphia PA
WMUA Amherst ma
WPCD Champaign IL
WRHU Hempstead ny
WTJU Charlottesville VA
WUTK Knoxville TN
KCSU Fort Collins, CO
WKNC Raleigh, NC
WPRK Winter Park, FL
WRFL Lexington, KY
WXDU Durham, NC
CFRE Mississauga, ONTARIO CANADA
WBWC Berea, OH
WCHC Worcester, MA
WDBK Blackwood, NJ
WDWN Auburn, NY
WEAX Angola, IN
WECS Willimantic, CT
WFCS New Britain, CT
WIXQ Millersville, PA
WKKL W.Barnstable, MA
WMCX W. Long Branch, NJ
WMEB Orono, ME
WMHB Waterville, ME
WMUH Allentown, PA
WMUR Milwaukee, WI
WMXM / wlfc Lake Forest, IL
WMTS Murfreesboro, TN
WNTE Mansfield, PA
WOUB-AM Athens, OH
WQAQ Hamden, CT
WQRI Bristol, RI
WRHO Oneonta, NY
RLC Piscataway, NJ
WRSU New Brunswick, NJ
WRTC Hartford, CT
WSBF Clemson, SC
WSJU Jamaica, NY
WSUW Whitewater, WI
WSYC Shippensburg, PA
WTBU Boston, MA
WTHS Holland, MI
WTTU Cookeville, TN
WUSB Stony Brook, NY
WVVS Valdosta, GA
WWHR Bowling Green, KY
WXIN Providence, RI
WBLD West Bloomfield, MI
WKWZ Syosset, NY
KRUX Las Cruces, NM
WCCM Randolph, NJ
WLCA Godfrey, IL
KSTM Indianola, IA
WUMF Farmington, ME
WPHS Warren, MI
KBVR Corvalis, OR
KSCL Shreveport, LA
KSJS San Jose, CA
KSLU-2 Hammond, LA
KUMD Duluth, MN
WARC Meadville, PA
WBIM Bridgewater, MA
KPOET / KWTR Whittier ca
WVUA Tuscaloosa AL
WRIR Richmond VA
CILU Thunder Bay ON
WDOM Providence RI
WCLH Wilkes Barre PA
WCUR West Chester pa
WCDB Albany NY
The Portland Radio Authority Portland OR
WCSB Cleveland OH
WCWM Williamsburg VA
WGTB Washington DC
WTCC Springfield MA
WZBC Chestnut Hill MA
KCRW Santa Monica ca
CJAM Dearborn mi
KWUR St.Louis MO
KWVA Eugene or
KZSC Santa Cruz CA
CFMU Hamilton ont
WUMM Machias ME
CJLO Montreal QC
WCKS Allendale MI
WNSU Fort Lauderdale fl
WPPJ Pittsburgh PA
WUNH Durham NH
WVUD Newark de
WVUM Coral Gables FL
KRUA Anchorage ak
WCBN Ann Arbor MI
KLCR Dubuque ia
KTSW San Marcos tx
WAMH Amherst MA
WHRV Norfolk va
WHRW Binghamton NY
WHUS Storrs CT
WMFO Medford MA
WRKC Wilkes-Barre PA
WTSR Ewing NJ
WJCU University Heights OH
WWVU Morgantown WV
WARG Summit il
WRPI Troy NY
KSJD Mancos co
WIDR Kalamazoo MI
WKPX Ft. Lauderdale fl
KEXP Seattle WA
KALX Berkeley CA
KGLT Bozeman MT
KWCW Walla Walla WA
KZMU Moab Ut
KUT Austin Tx
WHSN Bangor ME
WNCW Spindale NC
WERU-2 East Orland me
KWCR Ogden Ut
KXUA Fayetteville AR
Radio UTD Richardson TX
WRUV Burlington VT
WGLS Glassboro NJ
WEEM Pendelton IN


MAKE YOUR VOICES BE HEARD. REQUEST REQUEST REQUEST!

This helps our future exist. We thank you from our future.

If you are one who needs information about the newest news...

http://www.protomen.com/news

Be healthy, be regular.

-Murphy

Dearest Comrades,
Baltimore is saved. In fact, Baltimore might be the only free city still standing. Theirs is a city with heart. A city that could overthrow a mighty Russian giant, come away with almost certain brain damage and still win a street fight against a young punk, like Tommy Gunn. Yes, comrades, Baltimore is the New Philadelphia. They have risen up with such force and fury that we have no reservations about letting them stand on their own for a while. Baltimore, we shall return. Stand strong and give the East hope.

A special thanks go out to the dudes of Deadofsummer.org, and Entertainment System, for putting on two ferocious shows.

We would like to take this time to thank all those involved with our venture to the Land of the One Eyed Man:
DeadOfSummer.org, you were like the father we never knew, because he ran away when we were only 5..only to return 16 years later, full of Wild Turkey, holding a baseball bat named "Wilson Pickett" and full of a rage that could only be caused by 6 straight months of untreated hemorrhoids. "I'm sorry Daddy, I didn't mean to take the last juice box..."
Entertainment System, you were like the baby brother that we never wanted cause we were afraid that you would take away from the collective parental money that was there to buy our Christmas presents...
and Laura, sweet Laura, the mom we always dreamed of. You cried when daddy left. You cried the night you heard Doug Fetterman had died. You cried that morning when you awoke to find we had left at 4am on the greyhound to hell... all the way back to Tennessee. And you'll cry when we tell you we'll be back in Baltimore soon.
And Scarecrow...well, I'll miss you most of all.

We'll miss you Baltimore

In the meantime...

These are your allies, Baltimore:
Deadofsummer.org, Entertainment System, Powerglove, Anamanaguchi, This Place is Haunted, Temp Sound Solutions/Shawn Phase, Peelander-Z, Karmella's Game, Avec, The Dollyrots.

Some live and fight in your city. Some traveled a great distance to fight for you. Find them and fight along side them as you do us.

Find our mailing list. Sign your name upon it. If you have faith in the great one, the knife will not cut you. If you have courage...true courage, the rock will not
break you. And if you are pure of heart, the arrow will not catch you... and we will send you news.

Here's a bit of the type of news you will hear when you join the mailing list:

The Protomen vs. Walt Disney's Cryogenically Frozen Head - This Halloween.
As always, we will battle our way to and from the golden city of Orlando

Keep your eyes tuned to the proper channels for more information.

Here are some of the proper channels:
Virb.com/theprotomen, myspace.com/theprotomen, last.fm/music/The+Protomen
and, of course, the ever tough Protomen.com

We've also received word from Gamepro.com and Gamerhelp.com that an article is in the works dealing with Makeup and Vanity Set's epic work: Makeup and Vanity Set presents: The Protomen.

Thanks to everyone who came out and supported Makeup and Vanity Set's front-man Armando Apache Putay on our Conquest of the West voyage. We're happy to report he is making strides in his ongoing battle with Pepto-bismal addiction.

Again, Baltimore, although Commander could not convince the ghost of the corpse of D.Fett. to go fishing with him...we consider our weekend with you a success. Like...second base success*.


-Panther


* We'll be back for more.

In 13 days we invade the land of Edgar Allan Poe's remains and perform twice to try to revive him for our army:



FRIDAY AUGUST 24TH
MONOZINE / DEAD OF SUMMER / GHOSTFREEHOOD ALLIANCE PRESENT: ULTIMATE KAIJU ALL STAR BARRAGE
Peelander Z, THE PROTOMEN, The Dollyrots, Karmella's Game, Avec
9:00 p.m.
UPSTAIRS ART OPENING = Ultimate Kaiju All-Star Barrage - a web comics kaiju themed art show. 7pm-9pm
@Ottobar
2549 N Howard St.
Baltimore, Maryland 21218
$10
ALL AGES
CLICK HERE FOR TIX.

SATURDAY AUGUST 25TH
16 BIT GENOCIDE
Bands: THE PROTOMEN, Entertainment System, Powerglove, Anamanaguchi, This Place is Haunted, Temp Sound Solutions
Artists: 8 Bit Artist Jude Buffum Fizzman
@Patterson Theatre
3134 Eastern Ave.
Baltimore, Maryland 21224
$10
ALL AGES
myspace.com/bitgenocide


THESE WILL BE THE LAST BATTLES OF THE NORTHEAST FOR A VERY LONG TIME. FIGHT WITH US! TO THE DEATH!!!!

-P-

Segment 1 is now ready.

The pre-order for the 8-bit remix album "Makeup And Vanity Set presents: THE PROTOMEN" and the new shirt is now ready.

The announcement of these battles is now ready:

JULY
20 Nashville, TN 8-bit Remix Album RELEASE DANCE PARTY (hosted by Left Can Dance)
w/ DJ sets by MAKEUP AND VANITY SET, COMMANDER, DEMON BARBER, more TBA @The End 18+ 8:00 p.m.
27 San Diego, CA @ComiCon (appearance) & Omni Salon A (performance)  w/ MAKEUP AND VANITY SET, ALL AGES
29 Hollywood, CA @CIA ALL AGES
30 Phoenix, AZ @The Trunk Space ALL AGES
31 El Paso, TX @Lucky Devil's Bar ALL AGES

AUGUST
1 Abilene, TX @Monks ALL AGES
2 Austin, TX @Red 7 ALL AGES
4 Springfield, MO @Outland Ballroom w/ MAKEUP AND VANITY SET, 21+
5 Memphis, TN @Neil's
w/ MAKEUP AND VANITY SET, 18+


We thank you for your patience. As for those casualties in the Midwest, we will have our rendezvous when the oak turns.

Get ready for the hammer fall.

-MURPHY