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Pete Woods


Last Updated: 11/17/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Swinger
Age: 41
Sign: Libra

City: Harrow
Country: UK
Signup Date: 9/24/2006

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Saturday, March 17, 2007 
There I was minding my own business when an unexpected call had me shooting off to interview a certain Mr Oderus Urungus, this was the 1st time I have ever had to interview an alien and hopefully the last. After stopping traffic walking down Charing X Road with a slave he basically shouted at me demanding whisky constantly and waving his rather impressive cuttlefish phallus in my face for the duration.

After recovering in a nearby bar myself, it was time to head off (Literally) to the nearby Mean Fiddler and brave the photo pit. To say I got covered in blood and all manner of bodily fluids would be an understatement and the results are recorded here for posterity.

Oddly enough it was comic relief day, speaking of charity any donations toward a new camera greatly appreciated, this ones somewhat shagged.

Photos all strictly copyright Pete Woods, anyone using without permission will be handed over to GWAR and will meet a particularly grizzly demise.



































     



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Sunday, March 11, 2007 

Category: Art and Photography
One hefty night of metal at The Underworld yesterday. Quite honestly all 4 bands deserved headliner status and all 4 literally conquered. Review of event to follow at www.metalteamuk.net

All photos strictly copyright Pete Woods anyone caught using without express permission will be crucified!

Rotting Christ
















Malevolent Creation










Incantation






Rotten Sound





Currently listening:
Daemonspawn
By Thus Defiled
Release date: 13 March, 2007
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Monday, February 05, 2007 
It's been a while since I did the Gothic shuffle at the Slimelight and can only thank my real MySpace friends for dragging my drunken carcass back to a cosy sofa in the early hours. Before this there was a red hot and bloody good gig with Theatres Des Vampires headlining and I think the photos speak for themselves here. However I wouldn't be surprised if a few of them disappear for breaking guidelines but as I really hate censorship I am going to take a chance and post them.

If you like Theatres Des Vampires keep an eye on the newly revamped (yeah bite me i know that wordplay sucks) premier UK Metal Webzine http://www.metalteamuk.net
where there will be a live review as well as new CD, DVD and interview with the vampires appearing in the future.

All photos are strictly copyright to Pete Woods, anyone using without permission will be tracked down and staked through the heart!

Theatres Des Vampires
































Satanic Sluts






D.U.S.T.






Dolls Of Pain






Cortesan (featuring Eileen Daly)




Currently listening:
Nightbreed of Macabria
By Theatres Des Vampires
Release date: 23 March, 2006
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Saturday, January 13, 2007 

Category: Art and Photography
Well this tour certainly caused a buzz due to the fact that lead singer of Deicide Glen Benton had not made it to the gigs. Why his so vitally important remains were absent is open to speculation but at least the band played on and didn't let the no show wreck things. Some were describing events as a Deicide Karaoke but all guest vocalists did a sterling job and were in order; Garbarty Yaha (Dissenter), Jason Peppiatt (Psycroptic), Martin Pedersen (Visceral Bleeding) and Solomon J Lucifer Christ (Ted Maul).

All photos copyright Pete Woods if used without permission you will be found and a cross will be branded on your forhead and I don't mean an inverted one!!!

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Psycroptic
  





Currently listening:
Karma. Bloody. Karma
By Cattle Decapitation
Release date: 11 July, 2006
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Saturday, December 09, 2006 

Category: Art and Photography
or perhaps In The Nightside Eclipse. A pretty self explanatory gallery of rather impressive sunsets taken in Tenerife last week. The bad news is I left the sun there.

All photos copyright Pete Woods.















 
Currently listening:
Griefshire
By Elis
Release date: 16 January, 2007
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Sunday, November 26, 2006 

Current mood:Punk as Fuck
Category: Art and Photography
A riotous time was had by all at The Islington Academy on  25th November 2006 when Conflict played a gig thanking everyone who had contributed to original drummer Paco's recent operation. Needless to say the place was rammed and the supports were rather special too.

A review will follow on www.metalteamuk.net

All photos strictly copyright Pete Woods, not to be used without express permission or I'll send the pigs round.

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Subhumans












Lost Cherrees










Restarts









 
Currently listening:
The Day the Country Died
By Subhumans
Release date: 05 April, 1995
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Monday, November 20, 2006 

Category: Art and Photography
Would love there to have been some more Napalm Death photos but they are one of the hardest bands to shoot. Barney is never still for a second and there is only a short time you can stand at the front with your balls crushed against the stage and bodies flying over your head in both directions.
I haven't uploaded any of Mendeed who were on the bill, it would be hypocritical as I thought they were complete toss.
A review of the gig will be featured on
www.metalteamuk.net

All photos copyright Pete Woods, anyone using without permission will be hunted down and either slapped or spanked!

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Currently listening:
Stigmata
By Skitsystem
Release date: 16 May, 2006
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Monday, November 13, 2006 

Category: Art and Photography
This weekend I have mostly been drinking to German metal! Friday night saw the lovely Doro Pesch at The Underworld giving us a good rock work out and Sunday saw Tankard bringing their beer swilling brew of old school thrash to the same venue. Here are some photos from the shows.
All pictures are copyright to Pete Woods and cannot be used without express permission.

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Blitzkrieg






Tankard












Nebukadnezza






Apex



Currently listening:
Xxy
By Young Gods
Release date: 11 October, 2005
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Sunday, November 05, 2006 
A plague of death swept through London town this weekend, leaving devastation in it's wake. Well it certainly did in the Gents toilets in The Underworld on Friday at Vader's show. We have been saying they needed knocking down for a while but...
Saturday saw the Masters Of Death tour at The Islington Academy featuring the Swedish old school clans on a merauding mission. Unfortunately my photo pass was AWOL hence only a few not so good shots of the first bands before I managed to blag one for Entombed.
A review of this show will appear on
www.metalteamuk.net soon and so will some shots from the Vader gig on the homepage of the UK's most dedicated gig promoters
www.arcanepromotions.co.uk

All photos copyright Pete Woods

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Unleashed






Grave








Dismember






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Severe Torture












Currently listening:
Between Two Worlds
By I
Release date: 14 November, 2006
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Sunday, October 29, 2006 

Category: Art and Photography
All photos here taken at the London Astoria 29/10/06
strictly copyright Pete Woods, not to be used without permission.

Emperor



































To Mera













She Said Destroy













Currently listening:
In the Nightside Eclipse
By Emperor
Release date: 21 February, 1995
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