A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one
advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some
perspective in one of its releases. 

          
A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.           
B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.           
C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.           
D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.  
E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our

government is spending it.        
   
While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans.

It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.           
Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu is presently asking
Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans.           
Interesting number. What does it mean?     

       
A. Well, if you are one of  484,674 residents of New Orleans
(every man, woman, child), you get $516,528.00.           
B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your home

gets $1,329,787.00.           
C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012.00.           

    
Tax his land,
Tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.           
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirts,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.           
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax his booze,
Tax his beers, 
If he cries,
Tax his tears.           
Tax his bills,
Tax his gas,
Tax his notes,
Tax his cash.           
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.           
If he hollers,
Tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.           
Tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"           
And when he's gone,
We won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!           
Accounts Receivable Tax,
Building Permit Tax,
CDL  License Tax, 
Cigarette Tax,
Corporate Income Tax,
Dog License Tax,
Federal Income Tax,
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA),
Fishing License Tax,
Food License Tax,
Fuel Permit Tax,
Gasoline Tax,

Gift Tax, 
Hunting License Tax,
Inheritance Tax,
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),   
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Tax, 
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax,   
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,   
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,   
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle License Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.  

          

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the

most prosperous in the world.   

We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class
in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.           
What happened? 

Can you spell 'politicians'?

            
And I have to "Press 1 for English".            

What the heck happened?????