What up readership, well its time for part 2 of my trip to Germany, but before I go further, I gotta let yall know I got a new album coming out very soon called "It Was Written" Its going to be amazing, Ill go further into detail soon! Lets get to the trip.
So I get on the plane and I see

and Im feeling pretty good, because this means Im going to be able to stretch out

and get comfy.
Now dont get me wrong Im not Maunte Bol

but I aint Mugsey Bouges either.
and Im a lifelong ball player, been playing since 7 years old and after doing fools like this

for so many years its got me feeling like

in the knee caps.
What???

Jackee you dont believe me? Im nice!!! Anywayyyy
After 40 mins of sitting still I gotta do the ol stretch-a-roo-nie

So I get settled in to my seat and I hear the flight attendant say:

"Welcome to flight 3463 to Germany, this will be a full flight so please place all carry on items in the overhead compartment above your head" and Im thinking yeah right I didnt see that many people behind me. So I look out the window......


Word, the Bishop feels me.
Now dont get me wrong Im not too good to sit next to people , but this is a 9+ hours trip and you never know who youll be sitting next to for all that time





But like Paul I become all things to all people.....Im just saying though.
So people start loading onto the plane and Im checking people out looking for any signs of trouble

or anybody looking or acting suspicious

Im listening to everything

Because you never know if it goes down

I might have to get my Wesley Snipes Passenger 57 on

Thats right!
So everybody loads up nothing too out of the ordinary, but then I see a dude stand up and yell to the back of the plane:

"Hey Eddy you got my bomb?"

Did he say what I thought he said? Its go time!!!

But just then his buddy comes down the isle with

a Palm Trio....He said PALM...not BOMB....
Wheeeew

Tell me about it.
False alarm, so I put my shirt back on and relax


Man what ever Jim, I know what happened!
So the plane loads up and I have a pretty normal looking guy to my left and a elderly lady to my right, not as bad as I thought so its all good!
We take off and as soon as the planes gets in the air and she says you can let your tray table down and relax, the dude in front of me goes from

to

and hes practically in my lap, and all I see is

so Im forced to lay my seat back and the person behind me had to, then the person behind them and so on and so on, pretty soon its like

all because of dude.
You have no choice, unless you plan on braiding the person in front of you hair


even my girl here knows that aint right!
So I get as comfortable as I can, and I figure Ill start the trip by taking a nap because after all I was a little tired

and AS SOON as I close my eyes

Dude next to me starts talking to me about God knows what and then the lady next to me goes to the back to get her Grandson from his mom so she can rest, and right away I can see dude is not feeling this move

I mean I gotta give him credit, he was trying to be a trooper but me having 4 kids of my own, I knew he was about to lose it and and sure enough

he let Granny have it, actually he let the whole row have it
So I pull out my keys and jingle them

because I know little baby's love this kind of stuff and sure enough

Awww dude was lovin it, so after five mins I put my keys away and

I got em back out again and

I cant do this much longer, so he reaches for the keys and I let him get them and

ugghhhhhh, thankfully Granny took them and gave them back to me but they were wet... any way pretty soon another baby in the area looks back like

What yall doing?
This is gonna be a long flight, but Im thankfull!
Part 3. coming soon.....