all right my friends. the details are unfolding. here they are as is:

step one: punk picnic 7.21.07 

somewhere in philadelphia near the art museum. we play at 1 pm. more details to follow.

step two: mia's birthday party 7.21.07

it seems that we are upon the 16th birthday of cutest girl ever! she lives in clark's summit. if you are friends with mia, get her an awesome present and come listen to us and tigers jaw and my friend propaganda and a bunch of other sweet jams! i think it starts (or we play) at 4. 

step three: the palindrome! 7.22.07

1441 tasker st
philadelphia PA
so here's the jams. we's playin wit da menzingers. it's their philly cd release. it's gonna be rowdy and for all them naughty naughty nurses fans that wanna see me get drunk (because i never do, at nurses shows) this will be the night. for real, come out and drink 40s with us and have fun and be cool! and if you wanna hear the menzingers before the show (so you can sing along) go to www.myspace.com/themenzingers!

step four: kate's house! 7.23.07
frisby st
balitmore, MD

if you know anyone in baltimore, tell them about the sweet show you went to on july 22nd and how much they should see it on the 23rd. nursies and menzingers are both playing. it should be nice and awkward at that point.


lovelovelove
laurlaurlaur
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hooooller!

it's lauren, from yr favorite band EVER!

it's been a while since any of us did this bloggin nonsense, so here goes:

let me begin by saying how much we dearly miss our buzzin nurse bea who's legally drinking in canada with her sisters and brother and papa and nephew (and they're also occasionally singing...) when she gets back, sobers and rests up, we got us some work to do!

so, as you see my pretties, we do have some shows comin up here. june 2nd, we're going up to our FAVORITE TWO of the cardinal directions associated with PA... NE. that's right. nepa. cafe metropolis, get ready to be fucking destroyed. then owned. or maybe the other way around. either way. ownership and destruction will surely occur. it seems there's also a secret show afterward, but it's so much of a secret that i have no idea to what it is referring. maybe if i find out i'll let you in, if yr lucky.... but in any case, COME TO METRO! we will love and kiss the FUCK out of yr ears. meow.

june 23rd, right after the cherry of the bee team tour is popped, we're comin on home one last time to play a show with probably my favorite band of all time, hoots and hellmouth. holy shit. hoots and hellmouth. i don't know where that's going down, but keep on checkin it out and it is sure to rule, because come on... hoots and hellmouth.

then, july 18th, we're hosting a very special show at chrissy's basement, celebrating the release of the brand new menzingers cd, which will be released on july 17th! if you're not familiar with their music, go to their myspace (www.myspace.com/themenzingers) also, another interesting point of reference...
if any of you have (for some reason) kept up with my personal life or my songs and who they're about (it's kind of hard, what with the various themes of pirates and cops and... uh... math) one of the menzingers is the subject of quite a few of my newest songs... at last count it was six, which has only so far been surpassed by pirate boy who's got ten... so if you wanna meet the asshole that's breakin my heart all over this damn state, come on out and bring tomatoes to throw at the motherfucker! jello biafra style! really, you should come see why i fell in love with the reclusive bastard....

maybe we'll have some shows in between them. in the meantime, keep on recognizing us on the street, because it boosts the fuck out of our egos. and i bet it's really funny to watch me get so fidgety and awkward. so seriously, next time you see any of us, run up and scream and shit like we're the beatles. it'll be like geurilla theater, EVERYWHERE!

i love you all
see you soon!

laurenRNNN

Okay....

A: Our plays right now are at 1982, this is the year before i was born.

B: We have alot of fun shows coming up, especially this sunday at mokas at 35th and Lancaster, it's our first show with our fourth naughty naughty nurse. There will be even more banging on things, bigger harmonies, and tap dancing. We will blow you through the hooka bar wall bitches. or maybe just blow you kisses.

Either way you should come and have fun with us!

C: we are in the process of recording a cd, and it sounds AWESOME, so when it's finished we will let you all know. You can sit at the welcome table with us, at our cd release party.

D: Sing a Little, Hug a Little, Eat a Little Fudge???