FUCK NO, YOU DON'T! ...at least if you're actually in your right mind you wouldn't. But we aren't, so let me explain! Hentai Lacerator has a few minutes of previously unreleased NOISECORE tracks, mixed and edited, similar to our 2007 "Covered In Fun" CD of which there is a sample on this profile. Contact us if you are involved with a label that might be interested in making a 7", CD, tape, anything with this material. We are interested in making split releases, but preferably with extremely bizarre or out of control bands...

Also, Hentai Lacerator is casually looking for opportunities to re-release our "Sugarsplash!" album on a vinyl format. This is our actual studio album which was originally released as a screenprinted CDR in a lime green DVD case w/ poster and booklet at the start of 2008. It has been editioned twice, meaning there are 200 of these out there currently. The idea is to put it on a 10" or 12" record, enabling wider distribution and audience, and enabling an enhancement of the album's absolutely unreasonable artwork that your parents should NEVER see or you will be grounded until they're dead (samples of which are also on this profile).

Contact with any ideas or questions, robertinhuman@hotmail.com

Meanwhile as usual, Hentai Lacerator material can be found at www.outfallchannel.com and www.realicide.com among a few other small distros.

Knox Mitchell from Green Records & Tapes reviews "Sugarsplash!" on his blog... http://greenrecordsreviews.blogspot.com/2008/02/hentai-lacerator-sugarsplash.html

Artist: Hentai Lacerator
Title: Sugarsplash!
Label: Realicide Youth Records / Outfall Channel
Released: January 2008

After seeing vocalist Robert Inhuman's band "Realicide" in July 2007, I was captivated by the music he created. Around November 2007, I was introduced to Hentai Lacerator, and began to hear talk about an album called "Sugarsplash!". After searching and searching, I found that the album wasn't even out yet. Well, January and the new year roll around, and thanks thanks to Robert Inhuman, the album is now in my hands.

I'll begin with the packaging.....these guys really went all the way on this one! To start the album comes in a green DVD case, with a pink insert featuring an illustration of a girl passionately holding a slimebeast (Slimer, the Ghostbusters charcter, seems to be somewhat of a theme on this album). The disc itself is silkscreened pink with black text, done by Outfallchannel. The quality is very good (I have a few other releases screened by Outfallchannel, these guys are great). The album comes with 2 inserts - one is a booklet featuring interviews Robert did with porn stars Amber Evans, Petra Verkaik, Belladonna, and Taylor Wane (porn also seems to me another theme of the album, this shit's PORNCORE) among super cool illustrations by Robert, the staff list, thanks list, etc. My favorite part of the booklet is the front cover, which features slimer perfoming a sex act on what looks to be a teenage girl (think of the front cover of the album, but more graphic). The second insert is a poster, featuring lyrics on one side, and an illustration of the different types of slimebeasts on the back. If I wasn't such a completeist i'd hang it up in my room.

Now onto the music. This is an exteremly great album. Everything about the music contained within just makes me enjoy it. I recevied this in mid January, and still play it a few times a week. The lyrics are incredible, like nothing i've ever seen before. Here's an excerpt from track 3, "Hentai Gore":

"where will I live? I am a prostitute!
Can I call you 'cunt gem'? we are all prostitutes!
this is an advertisement for the toys beneath my skirt"

The track names also captivated me, with titles such as "Killed By Cum!", "Stripped Nude in the Slimepit", and "Fatal Surge of Tits".

Robert Inhuman's vocals are amazing on this recording, with a screaming vocal range that can't be touched. Among the high pitched shrieks and screams, you also get slimey mucus sounds and moans, all of which bring this album together. The drums on this one are also especially great, listen to the begining of track 1, "Killed By Cum" and you'll see what I mean. And the guitar, it is so on, in that mentally insane way.

These guys are demented, no doubt about it. And I hope they never, ever change.

Standout tracks: Killed By Cum!, Amber, the Most Romantic Slut, Sugarsplash.

Packaging: 5/5
Music: 5/5
Overal rating: 5/5

Here is what Adam from Crucial Blast says about HL's "Sugarsplash!" album...

"Out of all of the Outfall Channel related projects that I've been exalting here in the corridors of Crucial Blast, my favorite is probably Hentai Lacerator. An unapologetically harsh and art-damaged project that is a conceptual fusion of underground porn and Japanese Ero culture and frenetic hardcore grind, the uninitiated might assume from their name and the wonderfully goofy and explicit artwork that Hentai Lacerator is connected to the "pornogrind"/goregrind scene, but that's actually far from the case. Musically, Hentai Lacerator mash up an assortment of raging old school hardcore riffs, sludgy West Coast powerviolence a la Spazz and Despise You, weirdo noises and demented vocal sounds, and dissonant riffs slashed out over churning rhythms that come off like yer hearing an Am Rep band being forcefed a bucket of coke and then set on fire. Hentai Lacerator is essentially the members of Capital Hemorrhage backing the throat spasms of Robert Inhuman, the guys behind the DIY gabber/grind force Realicide, and you can chalk up the brutal thrash to the Cap Hemorrhage guys knowing their way around a crushing riff. The group had put out a couple of home recorded efforts in the past year that I thought were righteously ripping, but it's only now that they are presenting their first actual "studio" recording, the 12-song, 20 minute EP Sugarsplash, their most focused and faceripping effort. Man, when they kick into the detuned thrash overdrive on songs like "Slimebeast" and "Blobbo" and the shrieking, whimpering carnage of the disc opener "Killed By Cum", I feel like I'm being smashed in the eye by some mutant two headed conglom of Man Is The Bastard and Unsane. You may have noticed the preoccupation that Hentai Lacerator has with gooiness, a fetish that extends to every track and indeed the very spirit of the band, that of carnal powerviolence drenched in green slime and bukkake annihilation. But where yer typical mindless gore/porno grind outfit seems to revel in misogynistic hatred and violence, Hentai Lacerator's visions are an orgy of dripping ghost orgasms and impossible tentacle penetration and other fantastic sexual absurdities that are culled from the slimiest side of Japanese Ero art and media. Wild shit, done up in dayglo colors and crazed artwork that you do NOT want your parents to get their hands on. Add to that Robert Inhuman's nutso vocal hystrionics that go from shrieking hardcore screech to bizarre whimpering noises and other weirdness, and you've got a raging slice of slippery, oddball blastcore that extreme HC fans will dig. Especially if you like slime. And porn. And slime porn. The silkscreened disc comes in a bright lime-green DVD case that also holds a large foldout poster/lyric sheet plus a cool 16 page booklet filled with artwork and thoughtful, sex-positive fanzine-style interviews that Robert Inhuman conducted with porn stars like Amber Evans, Petra Verkaik, Taylor Wane, and others. Limited edition of 100 copies!"

...check out the webstore at www.crucialblast.net for other reviews such as HL's "Covered In Fun" EP, "pound Puppy Suck" cassingle, and HL / Gaybomb split 7"... HL-related stuff like Realicide, Capital Hemorrhage, and the Sacrifice zine are available there too.

OCTOBER 2007 TOUR

11 Jacksonville FL @ Yesterdays 3638 Park St. w/ Lissajou, Blood Mountain 9pm FREE

12 Gainesville FL @ 2nd Street Bakery 1511 NW 2nd St. w/ BOY+GIRL, Pairs, Bigga & Baby Baphomet, No Limit Cycle 8pm

13 Tallahassee FL @ All Saints Cafe 903 Railroad Ave. w/ Irene Moon 8:30pm

14 Baton Rouge LA @ The Darkroom 10450 Florida Blvd. w/ Scum Crotch, Struggle Bear, Hostile Takeover 6:30pm ALL AGES

15 New Orleans LA (hanging out with Simon)

16 Houston TX @ Superhappyfunland 2610 Ashland St. w/ Bully Pulpit, Black Magic Marker, Yatagarasu, Magic is Küntmaster 8pm

17 Austin TX @ Room 710, 710 Red River St. w/ Traducer, Nintendo Reject, Nanosmash

18 Denton TX @ House Of Tinnitus 628 Lakey St. 10pm

19 Joplin MO @ Cesspool Castle 104 N. Jackson Ave. w/ Ether Bunny 7pm FREE 417-623-0151

20 St Louis MO @ LEMP 3301 Lemp Ave. for noisefeSTL'07

21 St Louis MO @ LEMP 3301 Lemp Ave. for noisefeSTL'07 www.lemp-arts.org

22 Bloomington IN @ Cinemat w/ Scissorshock, 4K... 123 S. Walnut St. 9pm

http://outfallchannel.com/
http://geocities.com/realicide/

25 April 2007 Asheville NC @ New French Bar 30 Biltmore Ave. Hentai Lacerator, Sys-ex, Big Ted, Pomme De Terre, Moon Foetus… 10pm

26 April 2007 Chapel Hill NC @ Nightlight 405 W. Rosemary St. 919-933-5550 Hentai Lacerator, Hate Prose, YOE… 10pm

27 April 2007 Johnson City TN @ Hideaway 235 E. Main St. Hentai Lacerator, Mr. Brain Sander, Kaontrol Kontoas, Bunny Taint, Red Fades Before Blue. 9pm

28 April 2007 Nashville TN @ 330 Bellevue Rd. 37221 Hentai Lacerator, Cripple Beaters, MARJ, Deluxin, Eric's band. 6:30pm

there are H.LACER t-shirts and patches available.. green ink on black, also for the shirts there are white on black and some misc. there are 2 different patches, both the HL logos you can see on the pictures, the shirts are all just the one that says "straight from the slimehole" under it.

http://outfallchannel.com/catalog2.html

email OUTFALL CHANNEL to order: admin@outfallchannel.com

16 March 2007 St.Louis MO @ Lemp Neighborhood Arts Center …Mark's 25th birthday feat. Realicide, Capital Hemorrhage, Ghost Ice, more!

17 March 2007 Chicago IL @ Expendable Youth House 3849 W. School St. Hentai Lacerator, Abrade, Expendable Youth, Pygmy Death, Sister Sister… 6pm $5

18 March 2007 Milkwaukee WI @ The Breakfast Nook 2471 N.Fratney… Hentai Lacerator, E=MC Hammer, Sonic Typewriter, Copeater… 5:30pm $3

19 March 2007 Muncie IN @ Hearot bar 219 S. Walnut, after party at N8's house – Hentai Lacerator, Being, Bobby Vomit… 8:30pm

20 March 2007 Bloomington IN @ Guilty Pleasures 201 E. 2nd Ave. (& Washington) Hentai Lacerator, Disaster, Red and Blue, OS… 8pm

I am conducting a series of interviews with figures active in adult media for a zine to accompany a future Hentai Lacerator record. It'll be called "SUGARSPLASH" and feature the interviews, drawings, and writing in coorelation to the lyrical contents of the record.

http://geocities.com/realicide/sugarsplash

If you'd like to contribute in any way please feel free to write. Looking for more interviews and artwork especially.

- Robert

there are many mp3's of H.Lace on www.soundclick.com/hentailacerator

published collections are archived and sold by Realicide Youth Records, check for available releases at www.geocities.com/realicide/1distro

if you are into this band, check out other bands we are part of such as Capital Hemorrhage www.myspace.com/capitalhemorrhage and Realicide www.myspace.com/realicide

if you are in a band that might be interested in releasing a record with us we are looking for cool bands to split with, labels and distro as well, feel free to get in touch with any ideas.