Ok, all the myspace shit talker PC assholes; heres the deal:
Mike Shitty is a complete asshole. He met some girl off myspace that lives somewhere near Hollywood in California. Weeks before we went on tour he told us hes just going to leave the band in Cali and meet up with her and move there. Then. halfway through our tour, after being a complete asshole and stealing from us, being a control freak, talking shit and just being the oeverall macho man tough guy bullshitter asshole he is; he asked me this "Hey Kirk, what are we doing after cali?". I told him we have about 3 more weeks of tour left, as he should have known. He then told me "We'll I'm not coming, I'm staying with that girl I met online" I then told him that I was going to leave his fat ass in the desert if he tries that, and that I would break his legs if he tried any bullshit like that. He then told me he was kidding and wasn't doing that. The rest of tour, every house we stayed at he told everyone hes ditching us in CA, told the rest of the band that, and then kept saying it was all one big joke, like we actaully believed his lies.
After one day of driving, listening to him sit in the back seat and talk shit on the phone about me to his friends and try to be an instigater and cause problems, I turned up the music and told him if hes talking shit about me in my car; I'll have the music too loud for him to be able to talk. He then proceeded to say "fuck you and shannon" So Shannon pulled over to leave him out in the desert. He refused to move.
We then drove to the police (since Mike called the cops on our good friends "Alleyway Sex" from Chicago for getting naked in his backyward, we figured eye for an eye and Mike should see how it is to have the cops called).
He began crying, tears coming off his fucking face, asked me for a hug; and then gave some lame fucking speech about how we are "rockers not wrestlers" and how we must go on and "rock tonight". I felt bad that he was such a pussy and let him back in the car, on the terms that he doesn't speak to any of us for the rest of the trip.
The rest of the trip, he kept talking shit causing problems, ect.
Well, by the time we hit San Diego, CA I was sick of his shit. I knew he was stealing from us so I would not let him in the car with out me there. We kept trying for an hour to get the keys for ridiculous reasons and I told him I have to be there. Mark went to get a tatto and me, Shannon and everyone from Murder Majesty went to the beach. Mark came back and told us Mike was trying to get into the car and needed the keys.
When we went to the van, the drivers side window was destroyed, so we got in the car and said "fuck mike, he is done, we're leaving him here".
As we pulled away Mark realized that all of Mikes amps and clothes, and some of our money was missing. Mike beat us to the punch. The guy who parked next to us described Mike vividly and that a girl in a white car with Cali plates picked him up.
So fuck all of you. If you have shit to say, save it. Thats the whole fucking story about what happened. Mike robbed us, lied to us, and ditched our band in the middle of a full us tour.
Our friend Dan had to take a plane to Seattle and a bus to California to finish the tour with us. We had to cancel a few shows because we had no money and no bassist.
He thinks he left his PA system at Marks house and called the cops on him saying that we "stole" it from him. He is also trying to press charges on me for slander, because we made fun of him online.
What do you guys think? Are we the assholes?
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SOME LOVELY THINGS MIKE SAID TO PEOPLE OUT OF STATE:
While on the phone with his "boys (his grandfather)" in Houston, TX, in front of all of our friends in the band Molotov Compromise, began speaking about how only "steers and queers" live in Texas and that it sucks there.
He gave a nice speech about how America is the greatest country and that we should "completely destroy the middle east. We should kill all men, women and children and make that place a hole in the earth."
He talks non stop about how he hates "faggots, queers and homosexuals" - Which is why we called him a "fag". He's so homophobic that the one thing that pisses him off (according to himself) more than anything is to call him a fag, so we had to do it.
You guys want to keep talking shit, Mike is the most racist, sexist, homophobic piece of shit, war loving scumbag I ever met. We have a song called Men Are Pigs about treating women with respect, and every show he asked the kids "Where are all the chicken heads at. I need my dick sucked".
.Hes a scumbag. Fuck everyone who has anything to say about us.
Fuck Mike and every racist, nazi, Hitler loving fuck that supports him.
-- Kirk