I was thinking the other day about a movie which features Blade and Edward from Twilight fight to the death! First of all the movie wouldn't last more than five minutes. Blade, of course would be winning becasue Edward can't fight at all, then when you think Edward was done, all of a sudden a million teenage girls would come out of nowhere and beat Blade down with their oversized Twilight books!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I recently got this book for Christmas, which I was very happy about since I been wanting to get this book for awhile now. It is honestly one of the best books I ever read even though I am not much of a reader. If you are a fan of Stephen Colbert then you should buy this book because it is just like his show, The Colbert Report, but in book form. I do highly reccommend this book, even if you don't read it, it will still look nice in your room!

*This book is awesome and filled with greatness, if you do not read it, you will be laughed at school by all the other childeren, and they will rape you in the butt with carrots*

I'm pretty tired of people talking about Twilight. I'm not to sure so don't quote me on this, but apparently there are a group of vampires who go to school like any one else. First of all how can they go to school they are vampires, the only vampire that can go out during yhe day is Blade. I'm sure if Blade was in that movie he would kick everyone's ass. Another thing I don't think they are really vampires, I think they have a problem bitting crap! I'm not saying its a bad movie it does look pretty good. I'm just goin off what other people have told me.

WHAT IS STRAIGHT EDGE?

The short answer is that it is a subculture centered around hardcore music. People who are straight edge do not smoke, do drugs or consume alcohol. There are no dietary or religious beliefs tied to straight edge contrary to media coverage. The long answer requires a bit of a history lesson

In the late 1970s and early 1980s a group of bands and kids began something that grew into a movement. It would become a movement that would outlive many of their involvement in the music and the scene. They didn't know what they were doing. They knew they didn't like what was going on around them, the self destruction, the self hatred, the pain and suffering caused by the punk mentality. The fuck you and fuck the world attitude didn't make sense to them. They took a symbol that was originally used to identify them as being too young to drink so that the bartenders would know not to serve them and they made it their own. So they started setting themselves apart by wearing X's on their hands and by singing angry songs proclaiming:

"I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and fuck my head
Hang out with the living dead
Snort white shit up my nose
Pass out at the shows
I don't even think about speed
That's something I just don't need

I've got the straight edge"

Minor Threat wrote this song in 1980 and a name was given to what would become a movement. The basic beliefs that drugs and alcohol were not needed and should be rejected. That one should live against the grain of popular society and live by rules and standards from themselves and not the ones dictated by society