Just kidding. Actually, it's a blog, and a darned good-looking one, if you ask me. But... you didn't. Ah, well... Whatever.

Anyway, it's a Xanga blog (despite my contempt for the Xanga platform; blasted proprietary editing system!) that I started, and it can be found at the following address:

http://www.xanga.com/AMH9x23x88

Enjoy!

THE PAST: Who are you? Are we good friends? How well do you know me? How long have you known me? When and how did we first meet? What was your first impression of me? Do you still feel that way about me now? YOUR OPINIONS: What do you think about my personality? What do you think about my looks? What do you think about my family? Emotionally, what stands out about me? Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. What do you think my weaknesses are? What do you think my strengths are? Am I lovable? What makes me happy? What makes me sad? What makes me angry? What word best describes me? What CD title best describes me? What movie title best describes me? If I were a color, what color would I be? If I were an animal, what animal would I be? If I were an inanimate object, what object would I be? BETWEEN US: How have I affected you? What's the fondest memory you have of me? Do you love me? Have you ever wanted to hug me? Have you ever wanted to kiss me? Have you ever wanted to punch me? Have you ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Have you ever lied to make me feel better? Have you ever kept something important from me? Have you ever thought I was unbearably annoying? If you could give me anything, what would it be? What reminds you of me? COURSES OF ACTION: Would you keep a secret if I told you one? Would you try and solve my problems? Would you keep in touch if I moved to another state? What would you do if I moved next door to you? What would you do if I couldn't afford something really important? What would you do if I was hospitalized? What would you do if I died? Would you take a bullet for me? THE FUTURE: How long do you think we will keep in frequent contact? Do you think I'll get married someday? What do you see for me in 20 years? What do you see for me in 40 years? What do you see for me in 60 years? Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I have to say?

Go ahead and fill it out. Or don't. Whatever. NAME: AGE: LOCATION: HEIGHT: TATTOOS? PEIRCINGS? DRINK? SMOKE? DRUGS? FAVORITE BAND: FAVORITE MOVIE: FAVORITE TV SHOW: FAVORITE FOOD: DO YOU HAVE A CAR? DO YOU ENJOY ROAD TRIPS? WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE PLACES? HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ME? HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CUDDLING? IF WE WERE TOGETHER, HOW WOULD YOU TREAT ME? WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF A PERFECT DATE? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT CHEESY LITTLE THINGS LIKE KISSY PICTURES, HOLDING HANDS, CUTE NOTES, YA KNOW THE 'ROMANTIC STUFF'? HOW MUCH DRAMA IS IN YOUR LIFE? DO YOU LIKE TO JOKE AROUND? ARE YOU PLAYFUL? WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT ME? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME? HOW DO YOU KNOW ME? WHY ARE YOU FILING THIS OUT? DO YOU HAVE ONE TO FILL OUT?

Seriously; how cool am I? Apparently cool enough where my parents now know My Space URL, and probably will use it to spy on me. In fact, I'll bet one of them has either already read this, or will read it sometime within the next 24 hours. It just keeps getting better and better.

Disregard my last post.

...yet somehow more alive because of it. SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT... Why do I always end up in these kinds of situations? I don't know. I honestly don't know. I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES... But why does this one feel so much different than the ones before it? I might have an idea. But how could it be so? It cannot possibly be. But, alas, there is no other answer of which I currently possess. ONLY TIME WILL TELL; TIME WILL TURN AND TELL...

Yes, you heard right. I've officially agitated the mother of one of my friends. What will he do next?! Stay tuned to find out!

I got bored with the old look, so even though I said I'd never change it (Hey, it wasn't that long ago that I said I'd never get a MySpace.), I decided to make the layout fit my frame of mind, instead of the other way around. I like it and think it's awesome, and if you disagree, you're wrong. All that aside, I decided to post my photos from Rock The Universe at Universal Studios. Much fun was had by all, so relive the excit... aw, screw it. Here's the link: http://flickr.com/photos/amh9x23x88/sets/931151/ I've got a lot on my mind right now, and it's not getting any easier, so prayer would be appreciated. Many thanks.

I don't happen to care that much, but I'm sure someone out there has to. Maybe. I hope. Probably not, though. Oh, well. At least pretend you care.