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aXe [Alter Your Ego]



Last Updated: 5/25/2007

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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 71
Sign: Pisces

City: Lalaland [[Ate Sex Three]] Funkytown
State: Florida
Country: US
Signup Date: 10/6/2006

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Sunday, April 01, 2007 4:18 AM

These are all by ME!!! =] I know, I'm so talented. Lol. Don't jock them or I'll kill you! I SWEAR. =] And I'll add more later. Please comment and tell me what you think. <3

A Haiku
We all love them so
The Suicidal Children
But they don't last long

This One Doesn't Have A Title
We're torn apart at the seams,
Left without our cotton candy dreams.
Our government's corrupted
And our "friends" can't be trusted.
We've fallen without these strings.

Puppet strings to control what we do,
Held up by weak arms, we're all gonna lose.
Our gods aren't gonna save us now.
In the end, they never knew how.
Now the games over, our lives are through.

We Could Win A Baseball Game
How fast does your heart beat?
You wanna have a race?
Let's go faster, faster, pick up your feet.
We're gonna get to first base.

How fast can your heart beat?
Do you believe in fate?
In the middle, we'll meet.
And we'll reach second plate.

How slow does your heart beat?
Does it quicken with every word?
You're so wonderfully discrete.
We're about to hit third.

How slow can your heart beat?
How far do your thoughts roam?
Nothing has ever tasted so sweet.
And we've finally made it to home.

Rock Star
I'm gonna grow up to be a big rock star
Everyone's gonna know my rock star name
I might not make it, but I'll get pretty far
I'll have that polluted rock star fame

I'm gonna grow up to be a big rock star
I'll  do a bunch of rock star drugs
I might not make it, but I'll get pretty far
And pop some pills I've never even heard of

I'm gonna grow up to be a big rock star
I'll make a little money then drop off the charts
I might not make it, but I'll get pretty far
Before I go, I'll break a couple rock star hearts

They Don't Know That
The girls like the girls
And the boys like the boys
But they don't know that
They're just making eachother toys

They're fucking just to feel it
And kissing just to taste
But they don't know that
Their lives are going to waste

Friday, March 30, 2007 9:20 PM

Here are the buttons. They were made by ME &&ME only. Don't steal them. You can use them, but don't say that you made them. Because you didn't. I did. Put your friend ID where it says FRIENDIDHERE.

Heart Balloons:


Christmas Buttons:


Cool:


Thursday, March 29, 2007 4:47 AM

Category: Friends

To apply to be in the directory: Leave a comment stating the name of your site, what type of site you have and why you should be on the list.

Layouts:

Contests:
Surrender to Gorgeousness
M&M Contests

Icons:

Quotes:
Get It Quotes

Music:
Morphine Carnival

Photography:
Suicide Girls

Advice:
Life Talks Advice

Misc.:

Site Models:

Fan Sites:

Personals:
Miss Emergency
Anna Anxiety

Thursday, March 29, 2007 3:01 AM

Category: Friends

Please? I'll love you forever. =] Just comment this and you'll be put on here and on my profile if you add me to your affys, too. <3

Add My Affies:
Surrender To Gorgeousness
 

Head Spin
Monday, March 05, 2007 4:52 AM

Category: Friends

Cindi: You don't make any sense.
Jimi: I wasn't put here to make sense.
C: You weren't put here to do anything.
J: Exactly, I was an accident.
C: That's better than being illegitimate.
J: My dad still hasn't figured out what to do with me. Haha! Abortion might still be an option.
C: Wonderful. I'm stuck being tortured my entire life and you get to die before yours even starts.
J: I'd love for you to come with if I go.
C: Well, I'm sorry, I survived my abortion. You're gonna have to go on your own.
J: It's been real, girli.
C: I'll see you in Hell when someone kicks my ass just a little too hard.
J: Oooh. Can I do it?
C: You're still a fetus.
J: I know, but I try.
C: You better try more than your best to get your ass over here and suck my kiss tomorrow.
J: I will certainly do... No, try... Does art imitate life or does life imitate art?
C: Life imitates art. It's the sleazy, cheap date kind of art.
J: Is there any other kind?
C: Love. The beautiful, tragic, disturbingly wonderful kind of date that you'll never forget.
J: I know what you mean.
C: If that's what you call great, go ahead.
J: All of my best memories were dirty yet non sexual.
C: Ew.
J: Stop being shallow. You're gonna experience a little filth if you ever spend any time with me. Dirty doesn't always mean dirt.
C: What are we gonna do? Play in the mud?
J: Dirty can mean a lot of things.
C: Yeah, mud, dirt, stinky, gross, etc. Kinky sex, etc.
J: Still not seeing all that filth can be but you did cover the finer points more satisfying to the senses.
C: Where do you see yourself as a person?
J: The zoo.
C: Really? What about in this relationship?
J: Oh, 10 years down the road, still smiling, waiting for the next adventure we'll share.
C: Really? I see myself as the dude.
J: At least I still got the penis and you can't have it unless you ask.
C: Haha. I'll ask tomorrow. I gotta go. I love you.
J: I love you too. Don't you mean later today?

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 1:08 AM

The duty of youth is to challenge corruption.
-Kurt Cobain

Let's just stop, drop everything and forget eachothers names and just walk away.
-Chiodos "Baby, You Wouldn't Last A Minute On The Creek"

This is probably the best, not to mention the worst, idea that I have ever had.
-Chiodos "Baby, You Wouldn't Last A Minute On The Creek"

I had the notion that you'd make me forget the world, but your undecisive mind shows me that you are "Just another girl."
-The Spill Canvas "All Hail The Heart Breaker"

You know how you can just relate with the audience? Energy comes out of the, the outlets into our amplifiers. And the energy comes out of us and it goes into the audience and they bounce it back and we just play catch with some vibes, man.
-Kurt Cobain

Heaven's not a place that you go when you die, it's that moment in life when you actually feel alive. So live for the moment. And take this advice; live by every word. Love is just a hoax, so forget anything that you have heard and live for the moment now.
-The Spill Canvas "The Tide"

So don't go worrying about me, it's not like I think about you constantly. So maybe I do? That shouldn't affect your life anymore. I knew it the moment you walked into the door.
-The Spill Canvas "All Hail The Heart Breaker"

Through every forest, above the trees. Within my stomach, scraped off my knees. I drink the honey inside your hive. You're the reason I stay alive.
-Nine Inch Nails "Closer"

The only way to go is up and we'll never make it.
-Jimi Patterson

One night, the moon said to me, "If love makes you cry, why don't you leave your lover?" I looked up at the moon and said, "Would you ever leave your sky?"
-Unknown

I love you bigger than the sky!
-Taylor Freeman

There's such a thing as being too frightened to be a coward.
-TV Show "Cracker"

Krist Novoselic: ... And I encourage anybody not to work.
Dave Grohl: Working can wait.
Krist: I say slack off because you're only gonna be alive for 70 years if you're lucky, right? And we just contribute to the sick, materialistic society, so slack off, big deal. You know? Have fun.
Dave: Smoke Pot.
Krist: Smoke pot, drink beer, booze. Inhale. Inha- take some sn-
Dave: Get eachother pregnant.
Krist: Yeah... No, don't get pregnant!
Kurt: Yeah, reproduce.
Krist: Don't reproduce!

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?
-Unknown

You forget how dirty you are, until you discover how clean you can be.
-Jefferey Archer -Prison Diary One

As I was saying the other day, interrupted by a five year imprisonment...
-Unknown

If winners never quit, and quitters never win, what idiot came up with 'quit while you're ahead'?
-Paige R. CoolJ

Thank Benjamin Franklin dearly, because without him, we would all be watching television by candle light.
-Caleb Keller

Krist Novoselic: Growing up in Aberdeen, Washington, there was a lot of logs.
Kurt Cobain: And trees.
Krist: And a lot of trees-
Kurt: Well, trees came before logs, right?
Krist: You know, a lot of trees gettin' cut down and there was a lot of people whos lives revolved around trees getting cut down and now the trees are all gone and they wanna go after the last trees and so there's some angry people there.

Jimi Patterson: That's like my saying for everything in this relationship. 'Some day...' as I look at the sun...
Cindi Federhofer: Why are you looking at the sun?
Jimi: What are you talking about? It's night time, there is no sun.
Cindi: Haha.
Jimi: But in China, they're cooking breakfast.

Friday, January 05, 2007 11:38 PM

Make a request. And if you use any, don't take the credit and comment this. =]



Wednesday, January 03, 2007 5:06 AM

Category: Friends

Hey, I make signs. =] If you want one, let me know. Here are the details, love. =] Fill it out and whatnot. &hearts;

The Picture or It's Link: [If you want me to find you one, tell me what you want it to look like &&I'll try my best.]
What It Should Say:
Certain Font?

Any Particular Colors?
Any Effects on the Picture?
Anything Else?

Great. Can't wait.

Here are the fonts:

Examples:
StephanySLOPPYJOE
Victoria's Dying Secret
Surrender to Gorgeousness

Tuesday, January 02, 2007 4:49 AM

Category: Friends

Alter Ego here. Yeah, what's up?
   This is where you can ask me for advice. I'll try to help you out as best as I can. =] I love helping people. And if you want to ask me for advice without other people knowing, send me a message and it'll be completely confidental. =]

   Love &&Peace &hearts; aXe