Please don't be that guy.  If you go to cup one of your own 12 hour Miller High Life farts to throw in a strangers face, remember, don't be that guy.  If you are on the internet looking to buy a fanny pack because you saw a "neat" looking one on an old episode of Ricky Lake and you want to wear it so you can carry your chapstick, PDA, change purse, and your wallet in something not as gay as a man purse, remember, don't be that guy. If you just had a kid and your seriously thinking about naming him Chet, or Ashley, remember, don't be that guy.  And also remember that Ashley is a girls name always and forever. And if you are that guy.......