Again, I felt it necessary to write another parody. This time, it's "Leaving Home Ain't Easy". I think this one goes more into depth about how I feel about Freddie on a nightly basis (during the day, I feel very "Sex On Two Legs"-ish, but it's almost always during the night that I feel the despair that comes with loving a ONE HUNDRED PERCENT UNAVAILABLE man).

Enjoy, folks.

Love,
Kaytee

Loving Him Ain't Easy

Like a widowed bride
I drown in my despair
Cuz the man I adore
Has gone on his way
I may seem so lame
To a man with such fame
But my heart still aches
And I'm dressed in black
Please something distract
Me from this endless shame

He can see in my eyes
He can see through my tears
I'm not just a fan
And yes, I know it's cliche
Though there's so much to lose
I want him instead
I want my heart to be his home
Ohh but it is
Loving him ain't easy
Oh I never thought it would be easy
But I don't feel alone
Oh I know the whole thing may be whack
Loving him ain't easy
But his heart it is my home

Sway with me my love let's sway
Play my love let's play my love
Tonight, my love
Ohh loving him ain't easy
I think I will go on believing
But I don't feel alone
He's done so much, I'll give him that
Loving him ain't necessary
He's gone on his way
Loving him ain't easy
But I know he's gone away

Hello, Freddie Mercury fans!

This is a parody of "Death On Two Legs" that I wrote five seconds ago. Upon reading it, the syllables might not match, but if I sang it to you, I would work. But since I will not do that, just go along with it, if you're even interested.

Speaking of which, if you are easily offended, I don't recommend you read it. If you are easily offended and read it anyway, don't get all fussy about it because I told you so. Also, for those who read it, please keep in mind that I am only a fifteen-year-old human girl with a crazy obsession with this rock star, so pardon my...language in it? There's little cursing, if any, and it really shouldn't be too bad if you're not super conservative or anything.

Love,
Kaytee

P.S. I also think it's funny how the song is about an obnoxious employer, but I totally twist it into a sort of...sexy love thing. If that's what you'd call it. Well that's what I'm calling it. So please do enjoy my "sexy love thing."

Sex On Two Legs