I have come to a decision about the band, we need a drummer and I have choosen.........Keith Moon!!!!! I know,there is a chance his self destruction will harm members of the band, but we don't give a shit.

walking over the williamsburg bridge yesterday I was thinking abou the end of the world, that's what I do on a beautiful day that is way to warm for winter time....I am totally going to be high when the end of the world comes, then i WON'T FREAK OUT SO MUCH, PLUS i CANNOT SCREAM, my voic eis too low and I sound like an old man or a ghost so there's no point in screaming, so I will be in a corner somewhere very high when the world ends.

Here is an ad I posted on craigslist today, I was sick of the bullshit!!!

hello, I am a girl who just moved to the city, I look in the strictly platonic section to find people I can relate to. YET, something is REALLY annoying me lately..the girls who post ads to get a sugar daddy/job.
They are pathetic and dumb. Who should give a job to a girl who doesn't know simple definitions of words. Look up platonic love, look up Plato..if you want a platonic relationship one which can evolve into something pure, and philosopical, ask these guys you are trying to scam, for advice, ask for some guidance..not a simple handout!I am an attractive female, I don't have money, but I am confident in my abilities, I also realize I should treat others the way I want to be treated, no one wants to be used.Oh and girl's this IS the DREAM- moving to the Big City, struggling, learning, growing..if you want the princess/pretty woman fantasy be a hooker!!!!I am sick of this uncivilized behavior!!!!!!!

I never want to date a robot, i don't care how great you program them....you can never kill them if they are assholes...oh that was a joke...assholes i think robots are bothot!!!

i want to make a movie called time machine mansion, and you will never guess what it is about....I also want to make a movie called chucky vs. the leperachaun....once again you will never guess the plot....i know, i know julia why aren't you pitching these ideas to big time movie executives, shhhhhhh baby don't worry your head, when the market is ripe we will take their generous, life chancing, move to la and do cocaine off a stripper ass offers, until then get you own ideas asshole

ohhh Hot Chip, you guys kick so much ass thank you for having like 5 keyboards and great songs...last night at webster hall was brilliant.Im going to a bunch of CMJ shows today, sometimes I get depressed that I don't rule the world yet...ahh times are tough... but at least I'm not in Virginia hanging out with immature girls who like to dress their dogs up for fun, that would suck.who, that sounded like a fucking grudge..WHOOPSY

I hate grudges, I didn't like the movie either...I hope people who have grudges let go because all it does is make you look stupid and stress you out, which makes your skin look really bad. Yes I hate grudges but I LOVE APPLES AND CHEESE. I don't know why my font changed but I am not really trying to whisper this off to the side. Going to see hop chip tonight.....Uncouth is a word but couth isn't ...wierd huh??? Oh yeah this might be a grudge but I know a girl who looks like ms. piggy and I think it's her non inner beauty showing...stupid spaceturd  grudges

not one to brag but the olde english video i am in is like number 1 on youtube....i wish you would watch it...i am lonely and happy, it's an odd mix i know, but i guess i'm a wee bit too. I have so many ideas for comedy, i gotta go write them down

watch the olde english sketch up now, it is fucking amazing, if this skull had socks well........I want new bandmates satan ate buddy holly..those metal guys....and god's ego is like out of control.....Be talented, not a cannibal and live in brooklyn it rocks!