0442: Wake up 13 minutes before my alarm is supposed to go off. I hate that. Shave and get dressed.
0510: Head out the door to goto PT. Today is soccer day. I havent played soccer since grade school. About 15 minutes into the game I realize why I never played soccer "just for fun". Sprinting 50 yards, back and forth, chasing a ball is not my idea of fun. Especially when its 95 degrees out. I managed to do pretty good, but we still lost. 6 - 11 I think was the final score. Three of those were from me. I managed to meet shins with around 4 people, caught someone with my elbow, and came out the loser of that exchange. Not sure where exactly I hit them, but it hurt me. Also got to hit my kneecap at a downward anlge on someone elses knee..... I went down hard. Still doesnt feel right. Good fun.
0630: PT is over. Time to go enjoy my day off. Get in the shower, lounge around a bit. Decide I want to eat breakfast but get delayed for 30 minutes or so by Wii Sports (Tennis cheats!!!!!!).
0810: Leave to go get breakfast. Ham and Cheese Omlette, Seasoned Potatoes, and Biscuits and Gravy. Got to sit and eat while listening to soldiers bicker and whine about petty non-sense that they thought was an abomination that they should not have to deal with. Had enough, ate faster and got the hell out.
0835: Leave the DFAC. Decide to go sit at work for a while and wait for the PX to open. Got online and a while turned into about an hour.
0930: Leave work to go to the PX. By now it is 105 degrees according to the digital display by the front door. Arrive at the PX and find that the line to check out goes halfway around the inside of the building. Oh well, I'm sure it will die down some before I get all my belongings and finish browsing through the same shit I have looked through for the past 7 months. Magazine rack: New (to me at least) Honda Tuning. Someone put a K20 in an Insight? Awesome! Take at look at the line..... still long as hell. Ok, I'll get in line and read my Honda Tuning while waiting........... Stood in line for about 5-10 minutes..... realized I was still in the exact same spot I started...... odd..... you would think 5-10 minutes I would move atleast a little... its not like Im in line for Splash Mountain. Go to the front to see what the hold up is....... none of the registers are working.... hooray! Go stand by the magazine rack and finish reading my Honda Tuning. Registers still down. Off to go to the other (small) PX.
0955: Begin the journey across the desert to the small PX. All 500 yards or so of the trek is a true test of my intestinal fortitude. I think of turning back many times, but I know that failure is not an option, not when I have come so far.
0957: I HAVE ARRIVED!!!!! After looking at every item in the entire store, I have collected the items I will be purchasing. My supplies consist of 1 20fl.oz. bottle of Riptide Rush Gatordae, 1 16oz bag of Planters Dry Roasted Pistachios and 3 12fl.oz. cans of Code Red Mt. Dew. I make my purchase and depart.
1010: I am tempted as I walk out the door and smell searing cattle flesh, to get food from Burger King. Until I realize I just ate less then two hours ago. But damn does cow smell good....... if it is cow..... Time to once again face the burning sun as I take the 1/2 mile long walk back to my trailer.
1020: Back in the room and lightened my load of the 20fl.oz. Riptide Rush Gatorade in route. Tasty. Now its boredom time. Play Wii Sports for a while. Tennis wants to continue to cheat. I think they have David Blaine on their team. The ball hits the ground in front of me and bounces almost straight sideways. Lame. Time to move to Bowling. Woohoo!!! New record!!!! 237!!! Time to try Power Throwing. WOOHOOx2!!! New record again!!!! 585 pins!!! Ok, Im on a roll, lets try tennis again...... No luck.... they disrupted my Chi. Internet time.
1130: The internet yeilds countless ways to waste your time doing meaningless tasks..... I have being searching through them for the past 7 months... I am nearing the end. The internet was able to hold my attention for an amazing 30 minutes. I think I will write what I did today in a "Blog" on MySpace.com "a placce for friends".
1200: Begin typing my actions of the day.
12:30 I have typed everything I have done today. I certify under penalty of purgery that the aforementioned affidavit is factual to the best of my recollection