Judy takes in the millions of lights in front of Riverside's famed Mission Inn.

The lights were so dazzling that they caused visions of sugarplums to dance in her head…

Like people the world over, the Goddess is sickened by the senseless slaughter of students who, Unlike George W said "Were in the wrong place at the wrong time"...no BushWhack, they were students at school in the right place, expecting to be educated , not obliterated. And why? Because the NRA refuses to ban semi-automatic weapons. The problem is, it's always the "psycho loners" who can walk into walmart and buy a Rambo special. Damn it, psycho sociopaths, if you want to bare arms, wear sleeveless gowns!

The Pride celebration in Phoenix was overflowing with enthusiastic love-slaves, dyklettes and drag queens in total adoration of the goddess, it was my favorite Pride festival this year. My Fairy Drag mother came with me and introduced me, and then one Crisco Cowboy rushed the stage and gave me an "I dream of Jeanie" bottle, fell to his knees and chewed my gum, then told me he would hook me up with George Clooney…Yeah, That Could Happen!... Then, Some dykelettes flashed me onstage….I guess they thought it was Spring Break in Cabo. In short, it was one big, fat Gay-Mitzvah!!!

Mountain Girl- The Musical

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On the highlights page for Q-101's Morning Show, you'll find my quick interview under the… duh… "Interviews" section. Listen to me announce some exciting news about breast milk!

Judy plays a happy homemaker from the 50's in Weird Al's new video "White & Nerdy." What's in that box she's unwrapping? You'll just have to watch MTV during the five minutes a day not devoted to "The Real World/Road Rules Challenge" to find out!

Here's Juuuuuuuudy as Judy. The Goddess is not only over the rainbow, she's soaking in it!

Photo courtesy of uber stud puppet Yux Da Clown

Here's Juuuuuuuudy as Judy. The Goddess is not only over the rainbow, she's soaking in it!

Photo courtesy of uber stud puppet Yux Da Clown