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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 19
Sign: Cancer

City: CANYON COUNTRY
State: CALIFORNIA
Country: US
Signup Date: 3/28/2005

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February 8, 2008 - Friday 
Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm really awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gamma are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides, they wear black, which is such a beastly colour. I'm so glad I'm a Beta. 
November 6, 2006 - Monday 

I never thought it would be this hard. I knew her since I was little, and I've always loved her. I realize that we don't know what we have until it's gone. I took so much for granted and I want to go back in time and spend every moment with her, making her happy. Whenever I came home from school, she would always be the first one to say hi to me and she would have the biggest look of excitment on her face. When I was feeling down and depressed she would always come and sit next to me, put her head on me and try her best to cheer me up. Whenever I was happy, she would celebrate with me and jump around. Whenever you looked into her eyes, you knew she loved you more than anything else in the world. I remember when she was just a puppy, she was the cutest thing. She didn't fit into her paws yet and she would always trip and tumble all over the place. She was so little back then, so full of wonder and curiosity. She got in so much trouble, too. I'll never forget how great she was... I didn't think that my times with her would ever have to end. No matter what you were doing, she was always interested, she would always try and be wherever you were. I remember when we took her for walks she would jump around and run all over the place. Here's to all the times, good or bad, that I had with her. She's in a better place now, and I look forward to seeing her again.

 

I love you baby girl, you'll always be my little Brandy, and I'll always remember you.

February 2, 1994 - November 5, 2006

May 3, 2006 - Wednesday 
New discorvery invloving...The Black People.

As of 29 April 2006, A rare disease has been spreading. Its name is KoolAIDS. It is a wide spread pandemic that is sweeping the hood(s).

Some symptoms include:

Dark Skin...Very dark skin.
Unique hair styles.
Outrageous babble-like forms of communication
Excessive clothing.
Etc.

Acording to Dr. K. Ghiassi, a Professor in many things, it affects during the night time. Attraction to television may have a role in the transformation. Also, the acronym, K.F.C. is widely popular among them. The doctor concluded that Kool Aid and Fried Chicken are especially popular.

Following up on his research, Dr. A. Bagamaspad, a specialist in "Izzle-Fo-shizzle communications," has added to the doctor's research. His new findings conclude that the cure may have to do with Fried Chicken.

Many professors from around the globe have flown in to help with this issue. "Their is a cure," Dr. Ghiassi said, "and its name is Project Fried Chicken with some OJ Simpson."

More information is yet to come. In short: Stay Alert, Be Wary, and hide your televisions. Also, hide your fried chicken.



Article created by Kamran Ghiassi.