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City: SATURN JUPITER MARS
State: London and South East
Country: UK
Signup Date: 10/22/2006

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Thursday, December 24, 2009 
Generally bands that have over 100,000 profile views on myspace are decent
Maybe they had to play aload of gigs during the snowiest weekend (south UK) in decades


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THURSDAY 17th DECEMBER 07.00PM - SOHO


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THURSDAY 17th DECEMBER 11.00PM - BRIGHTON


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THURSDAY 17th DECEMBER 11.30PM - BRIGHTON


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FRIDAY 18th DECEMBER 20.45PM - BRIGHTON



FRIDAY 18th DECEMBER 00.00AM - SHEPARD'S BUSH



FRIDAY 18th DECEMBER 00.30AM - SHEPARD'S BUSH


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SATURDAY 19th DECEMBER 02.30AM - BOW


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SATURDAY 19th DECEMBER 02.45AM - BOW


SUNDAY 20th DECEMBER - BETHNAL GREEN photos coming soon

Friday, December 11, 2009 
PORTSMOUTH DECEMBER DOOMSDAY 2009

On the 10th December 2009 The Coolness had a gig in Portsmouth, heres what happened:

01.00PM - JAYSON AND CHAZ HAVE A PLEASANT AND HEALTHY LUNCH
01.30PM - JAYSON AND CHAZ LEAVE CHAZ'S FLAT IN BETHNAL GREEN, SHOREDITCH
01.35PM - IN THE MOST WINDY COBBLED STREET JUST OFF BRICK LANE CHAZ TAKES A SHORTCUT
01.36PM - CONFRONTED BY A GIANT CRANE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
01.37PM - IT TAKES CHAZ OVER 5 MINUTES TO REVERSE OUT THE NARROW STREET
01.50PM - PICK UP OUR SOUND ENGINEER NIKOLAI IN BOW
01.55PM - STUCK IN TRAFFIC TOWARDS BLACKWELL TUNNEL
02.25PM - STUCK IN TRAFFIC WE SIGHT SEE THE MOST SHOREDICTH CLOCK TOWER EVER
03.00PM - STUCK IN TRAFFIC AROUND LIMEHOUSE AREA *
04.00PM - STUCK IN TRAFFIC - WE HAVED MOVED 100m IN ONE HOUR
05.00PM - STILL STUCK IN TRAFFIC AROUND LIMEHOUSE AREA
05.05PM - CHAZ'S CAR RUNS OUT OF PETROL ON ROTHERHITHE TUNNEL APPROACH ROAD
05.06PM - NIKOLAI GOOGLES SOME PETROL STATIONS
05.25PM - CHAZ AND NIKOLAI ARRIVE AT TEXACO NR CANARY WHARF (TEXACO'S HEAD OFFICE)
05.40PM - PETROL FINALLY
06.00PM - ON OUR WAY FINALLY - TRAFFIC IS SLOW - WE WORK OUT THE ROTHERHITHE TUNNEL HAS 500,000 TILES **
06.30PM - SOUTH OF THE RIVER
07.00PM - ONE WRONG TURNING LATER WE PICK UP BERT AND TRAFFIC  STARTS TO IMPROVE
08.00PM - CHAZ IS STOPPED BY POLICE FOR "DRIVING ERRATICALLY"
08.15PM - POLICE SEND THE COOLNESS MOBLIE ON THE WAY
09.15PM - THE COOLNESS ARRIVES AT VENUE DRIFT IN THE CITY ***
09.30PM - THE COOLNESS FIND OUT THE HEADLINE BAND MILLIONAIRES HAS CANCELLED 'ULCERS'
10.25PM - BACKLINE STARTS TO DISAPEER FROM STAGE
10.45PM - PLAY GIG WITH BASS GUITAR D.IED
00.00AM - SCANDALS WITH PETE SCATHE DJ
02.00AM - ON WAY BACK TO LONDON THICK THICK FOG FALLS (50MPH ALL THE WAY)
04.45AM - HOME

We are cursed to play in Portsmouth - I swear

PS - http://www.johnnysbird.com/JB17.htm

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03.00PM - DAY *


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06.00PM - NIGHT **


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09.15PM - LOOKING A BIT EMPTY ***
Tuesday, December 08, 2009 
Sunday, November 29, 2009 
December 18th - FABRICA - Brighton
http://www.thegrey-area.blogspot.com/2009/11/1-2-3-4.html

MARTIN CREED:
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THE COOLNESS:
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Friday, November 06, 2009 
EDDIE, BERT AND I (CHAZ) WERE DRIVING THROUGH LADBROOKE GROVE ON
OUR WAY TO THE DALSTON HALLOWEEN RAVE WITH A LOAD OF CLOTH AND A
COUPLE OF WALKING STICKS WHEN A BUS PULLED UP INFRONT OF US WITH
A GIANT COLOURFUL ADVERT ON THE BACK OF IT.  IT'S WAS AN ADVERT FOR A
JACKIE COLLINS NOVEL IT SAID BOLDLY IN TH EBIGGEST GLITZIEST LETTERS:
SUGAR, SPICE AND ALL THINGS VICE !!!

ANYWAY WE AREN'T JUST IN VICE, CHECK OUT NOTION MAGAZINE TOO:

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Friday, November 06, 2009 
Saturday's Halloween gig was crazy
Over 1000 people showed up - - -
It was bigger and better than The Old Peanut Factory, The Napier, The Valentines Day Riot w/ Dancefloor Car,
Resisitance (almost!), Bar Music Hall, The George In Clapton, The Academy Of Sculpture Squat Party, The White Hart,
The Korsan, Sports Cafe, Vortex, Catch, Flo's Garden and everywhere else we've ever helped to put on an underground party.

ID LOVE TO THANK ALL OF YOU FOR ALL OF YOUR SUPPORT OVER THE YEARS
especially anyone who's ever been actively involved with our performance

CHECK OUT THE PHOTO LINKS > > >


Friday, October 30, 2009 
On Novemeber we are organising a secret exclusive guestlist party
To gain entry to this party please email names to FLESHBOY@HOTMAIL.COM
Please note that guestlist is limited and doesn't guarantee entry

BUY A TICKET AT JUST £4 IF YOU WANT IN > >http://www.wegottickets.com/event/63223


FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=153330682562
Tuesday, October 20, 2009 
This party is on halloween > > keep your eyes on this space for location


Tuesday, October 13, 2009 
Tuesday, October 13, 2009 
check out with your tweck out >>

http://www.femme.ee/uudishimulik/209/5842?P=1

The phenomenon of Coolness
 
The word among the band's leader, says Chaz.
Sex, drugs and rock'n'roll?
What ever became a sex, narkotsist and rock'n'rollist? All that now seems to have left, only AIDS, cocaine, and technology. Coolnessi life is similar to rokkfantaasia klišeelikule lifestyle. Our bassist, even blogib it - here.
Although we use a lot of synthetic klahvpillihelisid is Coolnessi vibe so rock'n'rollilik, if at all, in today's London 'increasing band possible. If someone asks me what kind of band I am the answer is always: ROCK'N'ROLL-band (deep komöödialiku American accent). That said, The Beatles, and it is going to meiegi always say, even if we should unintentionally phone'id its i-swallow, and the machines become more Kraftwerki to imitate it.

How much is Coolnessis (self-) irony?
Approximately 110%. But seriously, we all need to understand that we have in this planet, but to have fun and make you feel. Human bodies do not last even a hundred years, which enesehaletsuseks wasting time, especially in terms of appearance and aesthetics. We do not at all ashamed to be ebamoekad - the reason why I started the band The Coolness, it was that I was sick to death of all these bands, such as falsification of the authentic Razorlight, The Libertines, and all other Clashi and Talking Headsi matkijatest. I mean, that these bands, which are organized for the expensive photo shoots in black and white, are likely to spend more time with their tukka taanduvale juuksepiirile sättides if after thinking about your next Performance. All of these bands but there are so insecure in himself that could have Linnamehed Oasis kiilanevate kolpade cover their haircuts. Sad, or! Death Disco Metali than anything!
 
Coolnessi lavariietus (even more than its absence) is the next significant factor. They consist of an extremely eclectic lavariietus sometimes naeruväärsetest details. "Take It Off" song, but at the time of peeling taustatantsijannad end almost completely naked. What to do, sex sells, and Coolness to use it unequivocally.

What is your moesõnum?
Coolnessi style is very DIY and re-use in favor. The band has a lot of Irish blood and mustlasverd. Many of the articles of clothing that we carry our, locations are obtained, which can not be appointed. Our goal is to kill mood with songs such as "Take It Off", "Trouser Arouser" and "Magazines". In recent concerts, many people climbed on stage with us and end naked kiskunud. In order to fashion to move forward, we must first destroy it. In conclusion, we have moevastaselt moekad.
This week's moenõuanne: poolekslõigatud leggings for men and long-sleeved T-shirts.

How can inspiration from their crazy lavariietuseks (or absence thereof)?
At least half of what I wear, is based on the fact that the last four years, I have elatunud abirahadest. Sometimes I even wear his old grandmother sukkpükse. Many of us on stage are borne by us backstage kostüümidest accidentally donated Coolnessi loyal legion gruupide - men, women's trousers are now just something üliseksikat! We are not afraid to show themselves naked.
 
Initially, it was surprising, unusual and cool, but now, where people already know what will happen, the front of the stage of switching from old fans dripping ilaga puberteediealised poisikesed ...
Coolnessil and it remains to consider a new and surprisingly, they come out next!

"There'sa Revolution coming, and I heard it on the radio ..."
( "Revolution")