PORTSMOUTH DECEMBER DOOMSDAY 2009
On the 10th December 2009 The Coolness had a gig in Portsmouth, heres what happened:
01.00PM - JAYSON AND CHAZ HAVE A PLEASANT AND HEALTHY LUNCH
01.30PM - JAYSON AND CHAZ LEAVE CHAZ'S FLAT IN BETHNAL GREEN, SHOREDITCH
01.35PM - IN THE MOST WINDY COBBLED STREET JUST OFF BRICK LANE CHAZ TAKES A SHORTCUT
01.36PM - CONFRONTED BY A GIANT CRANE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
01.37PM - IT TAKES CHAZ OVER 5 MINUTES TO REVERSE OUT THE NARROW STREET
01.50PM - PICK UP OUR SOUND ENGINEER NIKOLAI IN BOW
01.55PM - STUCK IN TRAFFIC TOWARDS BLACKWELL TUNNEL
02.25PM - STUCK IN TRAFFIC WE SIGHT SEE THE MOST SHOREDICTH CLOCK TOWER EVER
03.00PM - STUCK IN TRAFFIC AROUND LIMEHOUSE AREA *
04.00PM - STUCK IN TRAFFIC - WE HAVED MOVED 100m IN ONE HOUR
05.00PM - STILL STUCK IN TRAFFIC AROUND LIMEHOUSE AREA
05.05PM - CHAZ'S CAR RUNS OUT OF PETROL ON ROTHERHITHE TUNNEL APPROACH ROAD
05.06PM - NIKOLAI GOOGLES SOME PETROL STATIONS
05.25PM - CHAZ AND NIKOLAI ARRIVE AT TEXACO NR CANARY WHARF (TEXACO'S HEAD OFFICE)
05.40PM - PETROL FINALLY
06.00PM - ON OUR WAY FINALLY - TRAFFIC IS SLOW - WE WORK OUT THE ROTHERHITHE TUNNEL HAS 500,000 TILES **
06.30PM - SOUTH OF THE RIVER
07.00PM - ONE WRONG TURNING LATER WE PICK UP BERT AND TRAFFIC STARTS TO IMPROVE
08.00PM - CHAZ IS STOPPED BY POLICE FOR "DRIVING ERRATICALLY"
08.15PM - POLICE SEND THE COOLNESS MOBLIE ON THE WAY
09.15PM - THE COOLNESS ARRIVES AT VENUE DRIFT IN THE CITY ***
09.30PM - THE COOLNESS FIND OUT THE HEADLINE BAND MILLIONAIRES HAS CANCELLED 'ULCERS'
10.25PM - BACKLINE STARTS TO DISAPEER FROM STAGE
10.45PM - PLAY GIG WITH BASS GUITAR D.IED
00.00AM - SCANDALS WITH PETE SCATHE DJ
02.00AM - ON WAY BACK TO LONDON THICK THICK FOG FALLS (50MPH ALL THE WAY)
04.45AM - HOME
We are cursed to play in Portsmouth - I swear
PS -
http://www.johnnysbird.com/JB17.htm
03.00PM - DAY *

06.00PM - NIGHT **

09.15PM - LOOKING A BIT EMPTY ***