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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 43
Sign: Gemini

City: LOUISVILLE
State: KENTUCKY
Country: US
Signup Date: 10/26/2006

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Wednesday, December 30, 2009 

Current mood:  excited
You read it right. After much thought and effort into properly presenting our next chapter, make NO mistake, 2010 will undoubtedly be our BIGGEST and BEST year to date! And as promised, we now proudly UNLEASH the ALL NEW KISSARMYRULES.COM ! YOU WANTED OUR BEST? SEE IT NOW. LIGHTS! CAMERAS! And PLENTY of ACTION~ THE ALL NEW, HOT NEW WEBSITE from the world's one and only KISS tribute Phenomenon that can only be 'KISS ARMY - The Coolest Band In The World!' Here's looking at you KISS. ENJOY! Please feel free to post your thoughts here! Sincelely, Joseph 'Kiss' Senior/CEO/BIG WIG/KISS ARMY.
Monday, October 19, 2009 
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Tuesday, June 26, 2007 

Current mood:  accomplished
WE'RE STARS! KISS ARMY PRESS RELEASE: SEND IN THE CLONES. That's RIGHT. THEY WANTED THE BEST. THEY HIRED THE BEST! IT'S 100% OFFICIAL, "KISS ARMY - The Coolest Band In The World" will proudly be representing their glitter rock and greasepaint mentors Gene Simmons, Peter Criss, Paul Stanley & Ace Frehley, "KISS" in the days of their 70's youth gone wild as the confirmed -HEADLINERS- on *OPENING NIGHT* of  "ROCKLAHOMA!" Making for the absolute ultimate kick off to a solid 3 day longer all 80's era gathering of the SUPERSTARS & the master of ceremonies? None other than -the- EDDIE TRUNK! The metal healthy Kiss tribute phenomenon, "KISS ARMY" storms the stage with a meanstreak, THURS. JULY 12 @ primetime 9:30 PM and you do NOT want to MISS THIS!!! But wait, there's MORE! Right after KISS ARMY RULES the stage they'll also participate in a special over the top jam session finale featuring who knows who... just get READY for nothin' but a GREAT time as POISON, RATT, QUIET RIOT, SLAUGHTER, Y&T, WHITE LION, VINCE NEIL, DOKKEN, WINGER, SKID ROW, WARRANT, FIREHOUSE, ENUFF Z'NUFF, FASTER PUSSYCAT, BULLETBOYS, BANG TANGO, QUEENSRYCHE, TWISTED SISTER, JACKYL, GREAT WHITEL.A. GUNS, BRITNEY FOX & MANY MORE -ALL- gather together in perfect rock and roll harmony w/the one and only KISS ARMY 'platform' kicking it ALL off in true "70's" style! Steve Clark, drummer for the group- "Are you kidding me? This is much more than an honor, for us it goes way deeper than that. I mean we're going to want all of their autographs... we have all of their records, cds and cd remasters and sharpies at the ready. lol. But, at the same time this is a monumental moment for us as an entertainment group and we look very forward to reminding all of them just where they got their start from too...KISS! Actually, we're friends with many members of a lot of these groups so it'll be a blast to be on the same bill with them and with some of them again. I mean we'll be wearing plenty of makeup and tights in their honor, but in our case it ain't gonna be pretty. lol. They may have taught us how to love but the power of Kiss compels us! All I know is we better be able to hit on some hot 80's chicks while we're at it or else." Groupies put on your makeup! visit: www.kissarmyrules.com - the site for sore eyes! Rocklahoma, an official Oklahoma Centennial event presented by Rock Fever and Miller Lite, will be held July 12-15, 2007, at the Catch the Fever Festival Grounds, four miles north of Pryor, OK, just off highway 69. Tickets are on sale and available by calling toll-free (866) 310-2288 or online at www.rockfeverfest.com.
 

 

Thursday, October 26, 2006 

Hot off the press! This just in! Read all about it! Whatever sheesh...

 
From the Desk of Joseph "Kiss" Sr./Jr. -
 
Captains Log, Stardate: June 21ST, an avid KISS fan/tattoo artist by the name of Gerald "Stiggy" Johnson is about to meet Mr. Steve Clark, infamous drummer and founding band leader for the one and only Kiss tribute phenomenon, "KISS ARMY - The Coolest Band In The World." Just after their awesome performance in Grand Rapids, Michigan at "The Intersection" and as a token of his appreciation next... you guessed it, the two exchanged info and made immediate plans for the following day and now he's really gone and done it! He's finally went the distance and permanently branded himself with the classic and now really retro tattoo taken after that straight off the arm of his mentor, Peter Criss upon his left arm now for good! Wait till you SEE it! (*most would also recognize this particular tattoo from their complimentary Alive II insert tattoo sheet!) Yes, that timeless signature tat and unforgettable lightning bolt/3/drum configuration is now a part of KISS ARMY's assault full time and rightfully so, adhered permanently to his arm just in time for all of those diehard KISS fans around the country to now find even less wrong with his purrrfect rendition of prime primal Peter Criss!

BUT WAIT!!! There's... MORE!
 

This ain't the only new news on ol' Steve Clark as his one of a kind classic 13 piece Pearl concert tom drumkit has a brand new addition all of it's own as well... an E~LECTRIF~YING, BRAND NEW 39" SUPER GONG -perfectly- detailed to the absolute "T" and -this- baby reared it's bea-utiful head just in time for their triumphant performance on the Grand Stand mainstage of Myrtle Beach, SC. in special honor of the Grand Opening of the worlds first KISS COFFEEHOUSE!!! Let us just tell you something right now... after this Cat hits this MONSTER during the finale of his 13 minute plus drumsolo every night from this point on... well, let's just say it's gonna ssSSSssOounnnnd... well, like say a giant 39" GONG -screaming- :"WE GOT YOUR KICK A$$ '77 PETER CRISS RIGHT HERE EVERYONE!!!" You're just gonna LOVE IT!!!
 
INCREDIBLE ALL NEW PHOTOS COMING UP NEXT!!!

*Q:...and where might you ask is the old/retired Zildjian gong residing?... ahhh, that's the clincher! ~drum roll please~.....
*A: LOOK. UP in the ~sky! Ok, maybe more like indoors and a little more towards the right side of the ceiling right up next to the amps, beacons and guitar cases! Yep. You got it. It's actually hanging inside the mighty Kiss Coffeehouse as a donated Grand Opening gift on behalf of "KISS ARMY!" A rather large yet small token of their appreciation for being involved in such a Kisstorical event! Needless to say they were absolutely thrilled to accept it and were very excited to hang it right away for in-store decoration! It really looks awesome so make sure you check it out when you're there! Wow. What an honor to say the very least! Here we see it featured as the former centerpiece behind Steves awesome '78 replica of Peters classic Pearl concert tom kit. Exclusive photos of the brand new customized brass monster coming right up next and for those who actually attended the Coffeehouse performance and personally witnessed its first public beating can surely attest to its severe awesomeness. Is that a real word? 'awesomeness?' Sure it is. It's just that cool. lol.
 

DETAILS COMING SOON! PAY ATTENTION. There's something REALLY special going on here! Sincerely, Joseph "Kiss" Sr.-Jr.,CEO/BIG WIG/KNOW IT ALL for, say it with me now...
 
             "KISS ARMY" - THE COOLEST BAND IN THE WORLD!
 
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