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City: Raleigh
State: NORTH CAROLINA
Signup Date: 4/1/2005

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Thursday, March 29, 2007 

Current mood:  ecstatic


I'm so happy...I have the man of my dreams, a job I really like, and hopes for the future.  I laugh daily, can't remember the last time I had tears, and these 3 L words really describe me right now.

Aren't you all jealous?
Sunday, March 11, 2007 

Current mood:  disappointed


Damn Time Warner!  How dare they not offer the very cool new channel called Chiller.  The self-proclaimed horror guru would love to indulge in such a cool channel.  Guess Direct TV will be my next cable provider...
Monday, February 26, 2007 

Current mood:  ditzy
Bad idea...


Tuesday, February 06, 2007 

Current mood:  pensive
A must see for all you Seinfeld fans.

Monday, February 05, 2007 

Current mood:  mellow
I loved the "Where's Waldo?" books when I was a kid. Think you'll have as much luck finding Wilma? Better hurry...if you don't click her soon enough, she'll explode from the lack of attention.

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Friday, February 02, 2007 

Current mood:  optimistic
The anti-snow snob gets her wish.  Phil didn't see his shadow, so we'll hope for an early spring.  Here's a question though...have we really even had a winter?


Thursday, February 01, 2007 

Current mood:  cold
Although I'm not a big fan of snow, I have to say that the stuff falling right now is a lot better than the "snow" in this video by Sigur Ros.


Wednesday, January 31, 2007 

Current mood:  ditzy
Thanks for posting this as a bulletin, Lyn!

Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for The Research Triangle market of North Carolina:


"Cary Barbie"

This princess Barbie is sold only on the square in Cary. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.



"Holly Springs/Apex Barbie"

The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind star Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.



"South Raleigh Barbie"

This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) -- unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.



"North Raleigh/Wake Forest Barbie"

This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.



"Clayton Barbie"

This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.



"Garner Barbie"

This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Clayton Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.



"Chapel Hill Barbie"

This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Chapel Hill Barbie's and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.
Tuesday, January 30, 2007 

Current mood:  contemplative


Tag, you're it.

Ok, I'll play along. My friend (called Unbroken on Myspace) tagged me, so here's my response, but I'm not going to make anyone else do this. So, if you read this and you consider yourself "tagged", then you can play along. Otherwise, it's all about me.

Once you have been tagged you must tell us 10 weird/odd/mundane/disconcerting facts about yourself. Then, choose 8 people to be tagged (again, I'm cheating and not really doing this).

  1. Somehow, I got on a quest to find the perfect chicken wing.

  2. I like to write special stories for my special man.

  3. I have an unhealthy obsession with tank tops. I wear them all the time (even when it's freaking cold).

  4. I get along better with guys than with girls. Too much estrogen makes me itch.

  5. Nightmares permeate my dreams almost every night.

  6. I have an oral fixation which used to manifest itself into nail biting. Now, it's skin biting, gum chewing, and...hee hee.

  7. My forms of art: web design (I do a little coding almost everyday), poetry (whenever I'm inspired), and things that involve layout work (ex. staff newsletter at work).

  8. I listen to the comedy channel on XM radio a bit too much, but the comedy with crank phone calls is really annoying to me.

  9. My favorite pet is the ferret, and I don't really give a sh*t what people think about them, their smell, or their personality.

  10. I find it hard to put on makeup without wearing heavy eyeliner and mascara (must be the goth/vamp in me).


Saturday, January 27, 2007 

Current mood:funny
Whenever Mitch Fatel is on XM, I always take a good listen. He's really funny...

Mitch Fatel's "Matching Bra and Panty"