We had a terrific time performing last month in Denton, TX at the famous Rubber
Gloves Rehearsal Studios!! We were joined by lots of fantastic guests. First,
we were announced by our dear friend and Middle Eastern popstar, PERSIA.
Here's a pic of Persia and Annie getting tipsy after the show:

Next, our totally tubular German producer,
Hans HandiKraft took the stage with
us, and we performed our first hit, "Hot Dog Man". You can go to YouTube and
watch it by clicking
here. Hansy is SOOOOO talented, a born beat-maker.

Next we were joined by the headmistress of our newly-opened
She-Dick School
of Modeling ,
Peggy Waddlebottom:

She had scouted some fresh faces in the audience, and the would-be models
joined her onstage. Then, parting the crowd like Moses, we created a runway
and had a 'walk-off' that rivaled
Zoolander's, all the while singing our
DIFFA-inspired song, "So Beautiful (on the Runway)".

Annie about to HURL:
The winning model,
Chocolate E. Clair, received a light-up tiara, a bouquet of red
roses and an 800-dollar bag of cocaine (which Gloria had a tough time letting go
of). Our new prodigy will be enrolled as a pupil at the
She-Dick School of
Modeling and undoubtedly go on to be unnaturally thin and live in a tiny New
York apartment. Congratulations, Chocolate!!!!!
Next we were joined by our glamour-consultant/photographer/musical
collaborator,
Teresa Nasty, and we performed our sexy new track, "Miss
Nasty".

You can see the video of
that performance by clicking
here.
It was Teresa's first time to perform in front of an audience, and she was...
AMAZING!! SO DAMN SEXY!!!!! Thank you, Teresa--for
everything.
For those of you who live in Dallas, we have a couple of fantastic shows coming
up in July. Friday the 13th at The Cavern will be an AWESOME dance party
with dj
$elect. You can shake your thing 'til you get seriously winded (or drunk),
then stop and gawk at the fabulous Ladies of SHE-DICK!! Then, exactly one
week later, Friday, July 20th, we will be playing a completely FREE show
(though donations will be accepted) at The Monkey Bar with band
Eat Avery's
Bones and dj
Prince William.
AND THEN, on August 25th, at Minc Lounge, we are planning a
FANTABULOUS event (and we do mean
event) tentatively-dubbed 'DRAG
PARTY'. That's right, folks. She-DICK is joining forces with the art collective
SuperConscious to create the most out of control, electrifying, summer blowout
party Dallas has ever seen!!
We're gonna have a real runway, and every man, woman or whatever who
comes dressed fancy (preferably in a wig and false eyelashes), will get to walk the
stage. We will have guest performers, make-up artists, burlesque and, of
course, DRAG. Start planning your outfit now, and get ready to lose your
identity for a night. It's not a gay thing; it's a 'haaaay' thing.
See ya soon!
XOXOThe Ladies of SHE-DICK