Stuck for Christmas prezzie ideas? Titty-Bee to the rescue!
Two examples of personalised recordings of the TTBs single ROSE are up on myspace wherein the gobshite-suffering Rose has had her name changed -becoming Jenny and Alison.
Book now for Christmas because ...I'm broke and have presents of my own to get.
Details below in OPTION 4....
If you'd like to support TTBs quest to punctuate his life with periodic bursts of Rock'n'roll and maybe even supplement his living (complete world domination is so very 20th century) in the process you can buy Rose cheaply and cheerfully in the following ways ...
OPTION 1: Buy ROSE at
downloadmusic...ie (follow the link bellow) Txt 'music 4236' to 57501 | PC download Txt 'music 4236 m' to 57501 | Mobile download What is this? |
downloadmusic...ie/themetuneboy (Texts cost €1, which includes operator revenue share. ROI only.) Sales on Download count toward the Irish Charts!
OPTION 2: Charts Schmarts!!! Buy ROSE direct from TTB!
In addition to the online distrubutor(s) shown elsewhere on this page you can now buy 'Rose' direct from TTB via Paypal. No third parties, no fannying around with handsets, no maximum downloads. You pay €1 direct to TTB and you get a high quality MP3 (it's barely 2.5MB) sent directly to your e-mail address. Fair enough?
OPTION 3: The conventional hard copy CD with extra tracks. Costs €4.99 (+ P&P) Tracklisting: 1. Rose, 2. Posteenager, 3. No Where, 4. Rose (Takin' her buskin remix)
...and finally, costing a not inconsiderable (though Christmas IS coming) €25, OPTION 4 -the deluxe "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" package where Theme Tune Boy, being the sell out philistine he surely is and, in an act of such jaw-dropping filthy lucre loving artlessness that'd make Pete Waterman blush, will re-record the lead vocal changing Roses name, which is mentioned on average every 7 seconds, to that of any girl, boy, treasured pet you like.
Just try and keep it under three syllables. I mean if it has to be Marie Antoinette then something will be worked out but if it's Mahmoud Ahmadinejad we're gonna have us a problem.
You'll recieve a personalised CD with personalised artwork. A ... Go on -surprise that special, not so special or formerly special someone.
Just go to the TTB 'space and don't forget to put a name in the "Please change Rose' name to...* field.
*TTB reserves the right to refuse and refund without further explanation if a judgement call is made that a HAVE IT YOUR WAY request is intended to incite hatred or anything else he deems not especially cool. So play nice you crazy kids!!!
Links don't work in bulletins ...nor in blogs in my case, so just call in to TTB.