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Saturday, August 15, 2009
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 .. Includes stories by Shane Jones, Steve Aylett, D. Harlan Wilson, Christopher Higgs, Sean Casey, Ben Stein, Katy Wimhurst, and Ryan W. Bradley.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, werewolves, transsexuals, and Frankenstein monsters, step right up and see curiosities and monstrosities, wonders and horrors like you've never seen before! See the terror of the Antipodes, the ferocious platypus! Behold the dark, twisted longings of the Satanic progeny of the magus Joseph Smith! For the first time anywhere see the elusive metaphor in captivity! And see the most rare and shy of entities, here for your amusement is the good life! Step right up and break through the barriers set up to protect the tender juicy white meat of your fragile mind, step right up and watch as we BUST DOWN THE DOOR AND EAT ALL THE CHICKENS!
Buy it here: www.absurdistjournal.com/current.htm
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Tuesday, April 14, 2009
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 We have released Dragons with Cancer, an e-anthology of real and irreal stories. It has been published in collaboration with Magic Helicopter Press.
Includes stories by Blake Butler, Ray Fracalossy, Avital Gad Cykman, Sam Pink, Gina Ranalli, Sean Kilpatrick, Rhys Hughes, Ofelia Hunt, Andersen Prunty, and Kevin L. Donihe.
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Thursday, January 15, 2009
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The world's most ridiculous e-anthology is out.
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Table of Contents
Bradley Sands is a Dick: An Acrostic by Jess Gulbranson Bradley Sands is a Dick by Elizabeth O'Hara Bradley Sands is a Dick by Jordan Krall Bradley Sands is a Dick by Carlton Mellick III Bradley Sands is a Dick by D. Harlan Wilson Bradley Sands is a Dick by Mykle Hansen Bradley Sands is a Dick by Kek-w Bradley Sands is a Dick by Garrett Cook Bradley Sands is a Dick by Nathaniel Tower Bradley Sands is a Dick by Tony Rauch Bradley Sands is a Dick by Michael James Gibbs Bradley Sands is a Dick by Kristin Fouquet Bradley Sands is a Dick by Katy Wimhurst Bradley Sands is a Dick by Cameron Pierce
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Monday, October 20, 2008
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Issue 8 demonstrates why this journal has been hailed as the figurehead publication for absurd and surreal literature. Throughout these pages readers will find a man with an endless supply of money in his pockets, a nun who finds teeth in her ice cream cone, and a giant mechanized Michael Ironside stalking the streets of Galveston, Texas. Readers will also find the apocalypse as experienced by the cast of Friends and a race of chickens that enslaves a man and forces him to eat the last egg ever to be eaten. No one theme or tone dominates this issue. Some stories feature mindless violence or irreal nonsense. Others display sharp cultural satire or brain-tingling wordplay. At a time when most fiction serves up the standard fare of realism and common sense, issue 8 offers a zany feast for the ravenous imagination.
Includes stories by Sam Pink, Blake Butler, D. Harlan Wilson, Rhys Hughes, Ofelia Hunt, Cameron Pierce, Mike Young, Matthew Simmons, Darby Larson, Aaron Sitze, and Adam Breckenridge. Contains book reviews of Duncan Barlow''s Super Cell Anemia and Jeremy C. Shipp's Sheep and Wolves.
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Friday, April 11, 2008
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The new volume of The Bizarro Starter Kit has been released.
It includes a novella from editor, Bradley Sands. It also has novellas and a story collection from past contributors, Ray Fracalossy, Jeremy C. Shipp, Steve Aylett, and Andersen Prunty.

There's a new genre rising from the underground. Its name: BIZARRO. For years, readers have been asking for a category of fiction dedicated to the weird, crazy, cult side of storytelling that has become a staple in the film industry (with directors such as David Lynch, Takashi Miike, Tim Burton, and even Lloyd Kaufman) but has been largely ignored in the literary world, until now.
The Bizarro Starter Kit features short novels and story collections by ten of the leading authors in the bizarro genre: Ray Fracalossy, Jeremy C. Shipp, Jordan Krall, Mykle Hansen, Andersen Prunty, Eckhard Gerdes, Steve Aylett, Bradley Sands, Christian TeBordo, and Tony Rauch.
277 pages
Buy it at Bizarro Central for $7 or at Amazon for a little more.
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Monday, January 14, 2008
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Issue 7 is out. It is free. It is online. It is a PDF. It begins with a letter from a dog and ends with a bag of gold. It is very good. It includes stories (Rhys Hughes, D. Harlan Wilson, John Edward Lawson, Sean Kilpatrick, Mike Young, Corey Mesler, Andersen Prunty, Cameron Pierce, Amelia Gray, Caleb Ross, Forrest Armstrong, Stefani Nellen, Erik Williams, Jason M. Heim, and Matt Doyle), books reviews (John Edward Lawson's Discouraging At Best and Jeremy C. Shipp's Vacation), and cover art (Jase Daniels).
We're also selling the last print issue (number 6) for half price.
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Wednesday, December 19, 2007
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Friday, October 12, 2007
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"Despite being around for just two years, Bust Down the Door & Eat All the Chickens has quickly become the figurehead publication for the Bizarro, Absurdist, and modern Surrealist literary movements. In every issue, editor/author Bradley Sands (It Came from Below the Belt) assembles an impressive line-up of groundbreaking prose from some excellent up-and-coming and established writers. The release of issue six continues the magazine's tradition of high-quality, offbeat fiction." [Read more...]
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Wednesday, August 01, 2007
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Monday, July 23, 2007
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Check out our new site design, brought to you by James Taintor, a thousand year old Mexican who gets his powers from his virility and WANTS to design your website in exchange for your filthy lucre.
Check it: www.absurdistjournal.com
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