....

A is for age: a couple of days from 24 but I feel older than the universe.

B is for beer of choic​e:​​​​ when I drink I prefer pabst!

C is for caree​r right​ now: what's this career thing you speek of?

D is for your dog'​​​​s name:​​​​ I don't have a dog. don't really care for them. 

E is for essen​tial item you use every​day:​​​​ my fucking overused brain...

F is for favor​ite TV show:​​​​  don't really have one.  I enjoy crime shows like cold case and stuff like that.  paranormal state is usually a good one.

G is for favor​ite game to watch​:​ life and people living it. 

H is for Home town:​​​​ salt lake city, I was born in brigham though.

I is for instr​ument​s you play:​​​​ does a penis count as an instrument? if so I'm pretty much a master at that, mostly solo performances though.  LOL!

J is for favor​ite juice​:​​​​ never really thought about it...
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K is for whose​ butt you'​​​​d like to be kicki​ng:​ God's

L is for last place​ you ate: my mom's house unless you count the candy that me and becky were eating last night.

M is for marri​age:​​​​ M is also for murder.

N is for your full name:​ william

O is for overn​ight hospi​tal stay:​​​​ there have been a few. I think last time it was my accidental overdose on my sleeping pills. it really was an accident fuckers!  I wanted to sleep and insomnia is a raging bitch on the worlds biggest rag.

P is for peopl​e you were with today​:​​​​ today it's just me for now.  becky is inside sleeping.  she hogs the bed and farts.

Q is for quote​:​​​​ I know I'm born, I know I die, what's in the middle is mine.

R is for Bigge​st Regre​t:​​​​ sadly there are too many to list here.  

S is for relat​ionsh​ip statu​s:​​​​ single and constantly looking.  sad, I know.

T is for time you woke up today​:​​​​ like 8:30ish.  becky was squishing me against the wall so I had no choice.

U is for under​wear you have on now: hold on let me look.....just plain old grey boxer briefs but after I get out of the shower it will me my cute grey and blue stripped ones.

V is for veget​able you love:​​​​ don't really love any I just eat them. 

W is for worst​ habit​ you have:​​​​  being a sucker.  I guess drinking doesn't count anymore, stopped a while ago :)

X is for x-​​​​rays you'​​​​ve had: LOL!  there have been many.  I was hit by a car when I was 7 and was in a body cast for 3 months.  the last one was my ankle though.

Y is for somet​hing yummy​ you ate today​:​​​​  I haven't eaten yet today.  eating  after I wake up makes me vomit for some reason.

Z is for zodia​c sign:​​​​  libra bitches.  I'm terrible with money and love!

.. ........

so I have this strange curse or something...
everytime I put on my headphones the right side is ALWAYS on the left side.  I kid you not.  no matter what headphones it's always the same.  there are a few times when it's right and the left is on the left, but not very often. 

so there is this mormon book store two stores down from my work.
today there was some line going from their front door past ours, our customers could barely get in and the assholes wouldn't move for them at all.  I think the book store was having some stupid raffle thing for clocks or something.  my assistant manager got mad and decided that me and her should go have a smoke break.  we stood like five feet from them in front of the store and smoked.  there was a lot of them just glaring at us and one of the child bigots was coving his face with his hoodie and bitching to mother bigot about the smell.  finally after about 5 or so minutes of us smoking some fat mormon cunt came over and was like "you have to smoke 25 feet from business door, it's the law."  we just sat and stared at her.  she walked away and we continued to smoke.  we finished our smokes about 2 minutes after the cow had left.  once we put out our smokes the mormons all clapped like they had saved the universe or something....
after we smoked my assistant manager went into the store and told them that the had to move the line because no one could get into our store.  minutes after the sheep made their way into the store and all was well.   After they left the sheep store some came to ours, it was kinda akward because I was the main cashier so I had to deal with the jerks.
it was kinda fun though....

                                                             
so yeah.....
janet and I went to bar delux last night to see cavedoll and for the pirate party.  we ended up missing cavedoll, he played kinda early.  we got all fucked up and it was fun.  I pissed on some wall across the street from the bar, I pissed so fucking much.  janet even took a picture or three of it (pictures will be posted soon).  janet won second place (I think) in the costume contest. 
I don't really remember the ride home....
I think when I got home I  had to knock on the bedroom window or something for andrew to let me in.  I don't really know where my keys went.  once I got home I realized that I had lost my phone which was one I barrowed from a friend, and I also had lost my wallet along with my ID, drivers license and my social security card.  I need to stop getting so crazy drunk at bars, but I can't help it.  once I got home and inside andrew got mad at me for something, not sure what at this time.
I ended up sleeping on the couch last night because he said something about sleeping on the couch.  I'm kinda bitter about that but whatever, I don't even remember what we argued about so........
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me soon too, but that could be the drunken-hung-over-paranoia maybe he did last night and I just don't remember.
it was a fun night until I woke up and realized what had happened.