Things are slow ever since we wrapped up our last case in the vampire community, so we thought we'd sign up to myspace and drum up more business!
We'll go anywhere in Los Angeles County to solve your problem. We've retrieved teenage runaways, busted deadbeat dads, videotaped Workers Comp fakers doing cannonballs into the pool at backyard barbecues. We've checked out prospective grooms for brides-to-be (and stopped a few bigamists!). We've even located a missing boa contrictor, and done a lot of other things we can't talk about because the "novels" (memoirs)haven't been published.
No job too small, too slimy, or too dangerous!
Totally discreet.
Put us to work and we'll make the world just a little better.
Sincerely,
Terry and Kerry McAfee, Licensed Private Investigators
TerryandKerry@jennifercolt.com