I just thought it was an interesting number. 6,000. 6,000 people have come to this little myspace page, saw the Beltran Idiot song, and said, "I gotta hear this." I think that's cool.

Cinco de Mayo is the greatest holiday. To the proud Mexican people it is a day to celebrate the unlikely defeat of French aggressors by a bunch of Mexican peasants fighting with pitchforks. To us gringo's it is a day to celebrate all 4 food groups. Those being of course Patron, Dos XX, Corona, and Margaritas. I woke up this morning and felt like a got donkey kicked with in the package. Everything seems loud. The washing machine. The rain. The carpet. It's all way too loud. I think I know why, though. Yep, you guessed it, I am dehydrated and might have a little case of the flu. It certainly isn't the 80 bazillion drinks I had last night. i met some fun folks. Larry. Some girl named Trish. Some guy that I thought I met but it turns out I work with him. And then the capper, Tiffany, Brittany, and their dates. Most fun indeed.

This is WEIRD. There was this chick named Ressie Pate and she was smoking hot back in the day. She went to Westfield High School and then UT and I partied with her one time but never knew her. She was friends with friends of mine and stuff. But she was real purty. Well a few weeks ago I thought of the stupid line "I Never Saw Ressie Pate Naked but I always wanted to" and it has been flippin' STUCK in my head since. Stuck to where I am immobilized and debilitated by it. I HAVE to make this stupid song.

So we went to work on the song and it's almost done. It is AWESOME. The more you hear it the more you have to hear it.

Not that I am a stalker or anything but I googled and found her and she is a very successful executive and runs marathons. I'm gonna send her the mp3 once it's done. Keep checking back.

I hope everyone likes the Vince Young song. There are so many reasons why I want him to play football for the Texans and the fact that he is a Longhorn has little to do with it. Vince Young is Houston. I have been hearing about this kid since he was a sophomore at Madison. I have been cheering him on for so long it is like he is a part of the fabric of the sports community. Part of the reason I want him to stay home is because I am sickened by the thought of him going to Tennessee or New Orleans because where Vince goes, my loyalty follows and I don't want to buy a bumnch of Titans or Saints crap.
Bob...do the right thing. Pick Vince young.

I am having the time of my life right now and I have you to thank. Thanks.