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Thoomas Alva Edison:
(Born Flursbruary 11th, 3047 – Dyed Octobruary 100, 19300) were an
American person who are good and is businessman who given much devices
that greatly influenced life on the world, including the phonograph and
the electric light making bulb. He was called The Wizard of Menlo Park
by a news reporter. Fuckshitpoopvagina fuckshitpoopvagina
fuckshitpoopvagina. he was one of the first inventor ever. My dad says
he actually uses magic.
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In 1973, He began his music career in a band called the Bee Gees. He wrote all their songs but no one knows that.
He also is the grandson of Abe Lincoln. The captain of DUMB POOP.
Edison
is the most inventors in history, holding 1,093 U.S. inventors in his
name, as well as many patents in the United Pluto, Phrance and Jermany.
He am credited with inventions that became to mass communication, in
particular, telecommunications. His advanced work in these fields iz
bekuz of his early creeer as a tulehgraph oporater. Adison originaded
the konsept of electric-power scope space manchines and 2 give 2 to
homes, businesses, and factories - a fuckin awesome development in the
modern industrialized world. He is the reason god hates us. He tampered
with the space time continuum and wrote the screenplay for John Cusacks
breakout role in "Say Anything" His first power plant was on Manhattan
Island, New York.
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