BUY YOUR TICKETS HERE!MATH HOOKER - Detention
Saturday May 27th
The El Mocambo (464 Spadina Ave)
9pm :: 19+ :: $10 advance, more at the door
http://mathhooker.comWe're sorry it took so long, we were locked up in juvey. After that last mess of a party packed full of freeloaders we couldn't make bail. We got a real wing-dinger lined up for you whores that's worth the measly ten bucks. Every girl likes the bad boy in class, so we're bringing you the two biggest German techno ruffians. Don't worry, this party's still cheaper than the fattest on Jarvis. Every teacher hates a wild party, that's why we got suspended after the last four.
The class clowns:
MODESELEKTOR (bpitch control) from Germany
- All joking aside, they really are the biggest and best techno/electro act in all of europe at the moment. Worth every penny we whored ourselves out to old men for. (techno, electro)
ANIMAL MONSTER (blocks recording club)
- We've asked him to play 3 times already, but he's always too busy studying for exams. So we're making him come out, play, drink, and touch boobies. (Jolly Indie Electro)
C10 vs C64 (dross:tik, peace off)
- They're both named Chris, they both play the best hard-cocked drum & bass, and they both have pretty much the same DJ name. How will you ever tell them apart? Hint: One of them is asian. (C74 jungle)
KNIFEHANDCHOP (tigerbeat6, adnoiseam)
- The dance floor whiz-kid gets an A for effort. He's addicted, he's a smoker but in Compton called a clucker. (techno, electro)
PRHIZZM (benbecula)
- He's the only smart person we know so we always copy off him! (hip hop Ph.D)
SINCERE TRADE (dross:tik, here's my card)
- I'm sitting this one out. I got in so much trouble for having sex with my teacher. (melodic IDM)
TYCO vs E.N.D (goodfellaz crew)
- Ruby soho anarchy in the uk riot grrlz mohawk piercing safety pin leather jacket. (machine gun rock 'n' roll)
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