Ok let me keep this short and sweet. See that memo above? Go there. Party with us. Kick my ass. Whatever.
PKi! merch CDs would be sold malorkus. Shit like:
arthaus*/Dead Chasing Daylight/CocoLulu - Above the City Limits, I Can't Help But Look Below (3-Way Split)
Captain Fucking Magic - There's Nothing Out There EP
Tigers Are Out, Bears Are In - Groups of Domesticated Kittens are Reffered to as Kindles EP
CocoLulu - 8-Bit Love EP + Singles

So get at it boys and girls! Also there would be limited supply of the PKi! Compilation CD that would be given away for free (and maybe even an arthaus* cd). So stop whining about bringing your own booze. Jezuz.

On other news...

TAOBAI wrecked a mic stand. They would like to extend their sorry to Fluid... NOT! Hey we'll replace it, so yeah, no sorry needed. Sorry for stressing Jeri out tho. Fuck the dude that burned the drapes! Seriously.

Have you heard Cycosis? No? WHY?

Ok the end. Go bother some other blog dammit.

Why do I need to make part two? I'm lazy. Bugger off.

Could anyone point us at the right direction on who or what Paofario Diaz is? That shit is tight as fuck. They/he/it is this somewhat post-punk band that set shit up on fire, seriously kids, you need this. Now could anyone actually tell me who the fuck they are?! Click here.

I bet you've heard about that asshat Borgie and the "fight" he had 2 weeks ago. Has anyone forgot that he's grarndad stole heaps and bundles from this country and declared Martial Law? What the fucky? Put that bastard in jail.
Oh, and apparently he was hanging with this other total asshat Ronald Pasion and was also part of beating up that poor birthday dude. This silly motherfucker likes to call himself "Malaya" like he's part of some fucking tribe. He's this dude that has this "super rad" dreadlocks and walks with a junky swagger. Dude seriously fuck you. You are the fucking mayor of Posuer Town. And bringing your pet monkey to shows is such a subtle plea of "hey everybody! look at me!". You're lucky PETA hasn't jumped your ass in the parking lot YET champ.

Cueshit is a too easy target. Are you serious? Get the fuck out of here you fat bastards. Cebu doesn't want you , what makes you think Manila would? Your fucking record sales? Shove those numbers up your ass.

Keith Richards is still tripping balls after all these years.Have you heard this? He cuts a line of coke and mixes his dad's ashes. Coming from the Stones we're not suprised that such a thought of snorting your dad crossed his mind. And he dissed Bloc Party and Franz Ferdinand, calling them "rubbish". THANKS KEITH! You are now on PKi!'s Christmas list.

Once again some bubble butt forgot to give us the memo that said Mom's Cake is what's "hot" now. To the vocalist dude, acting all queer is for retarded noon time shows. Stay there and stop invading our airwaves. No one wants another Kamikaze or PNE joke band. We get the joke and its not fucking funny.

Julia C. is a slut.

"Wavelength Wawi" is "rastagoth". Stop making shit up.

CocoLulu hates fat people in bands... with a few exceptions *cough*This Open Heart*cough* He also has a remix made for Bleedingboy Soundtrack. It is cool.

Speaking of Bleedingboy... go download his album!

Do you want a copy of the 3 way split between arthaus*, CocoLulu, and Dead Chasing Daylight? Ask nicely bitch.

There are plans for a Tigers are Out, Bears are In and Caitlyn Bailey split. Everybody would go fucking EMO over this shit.

Hey, Soledad! Record your songs already dudes!!

Stigmatics... they are one of the coolest things that has hit the indie arena. They are weird and you can't get anything with reading their profile in myspace. Shit is tight homes. We order you to listen to them now. (and did you know they have a member of defunct indie math rock band not again! ?)

Fuck I hate summer. And I hate the beach. Galera blows like a whale. Seriously, why would anyone want to go there? Fuck that shit!

So yeah, eeeeevvvvvveeeerrrryyyyybbbbboooddddyyyyyyy is waiting for what we have to say on that whole "Tigers" fiasco. First off, it wasn't anybody's fault. *ehrm* I sure as hell could blame a lot of people, but hey. This is what happened... there's this lameass metalcore band, I think they were calling themselves "Atreyu" or "As I Lay Dying" or some shit like that... they were slotted to play after TAOBAI. But due to lack of proper "management" things went awry. TAOBAI walked out because the line-up was screwed up. And seriously, being the 12th band to play really didn't bother anyone (that was about 2? 2:30 in the morning?), its just that being bumped off TWICE from a long ass line isn't really cool is it? Although, we still support Effinboiche. We still love you, but  you know just a wee bit of favoritism? Thanks. We're sorry for the rockstar exit dudes. Rockstars died in the 80s. Safe statement. What the fuck right.

SO here we go... now that's outta the way... has anyone seen that bastard drummer from Neruda? What the fuck is he? A chicken? Ultraman? The next Sarimanok? What the fuck? Stop screaming dude! YOU HAVE A FAKE MOHAWK! And dude seriously, stop texting chicks with your "I'm gonna teach you drums" line, you have a kid already!

Oh and speaking of that supposed gig, Typesucks didn't play too. Why? Fuck should I know. They are not our friends.

Check this soundcheck: DYE-DYE-DYEN!

Kill All the Flies has a new member, G. Barbs. I heard shouts of irritaion: "JC is a donkey!" Cut to fucking commercial.

The 3 way split from arthaus*/CocoLulu/Dead Chasing Daylight (Above the City Limits, I Can't Help But Look Below) would be on sale on May 4, at a Tigers are Out, Bears are In and CocoLulu show at Cubao Skatepark. Other bands would playing too, its like some indie fest for/against the elections on the 14th. Can you say P-O-L-I-T-I-C-A-L?

Since there's all this talk about the "Tigers", they palyed a show last 420 with  "girl power" band Soledad, merry  pranksters Urie's Attack, and a bunch of other dudes. I'll say it was dope because I'm fucking bias. A video would be up soon champs.

CocoLulu has a new website! Oh, and Mark likes a pinky in his stinky! CLICK HERE NOW.

What the fuck is this? TAOBAI NEWS AGAIN? Dudes would be part of an international skramz compilation cd to be released by a German label, Emuzah Records. 20 bands, 20 countries? Cool shit is right. Check that shit here!

Did you know that the guitarist dude from Greyhoundz doesn't like to be "slammed" "too hard" in the "pit"? He asked their roadie guy to kick someone's ass because the tard slammed this tard like retards fucking, hard and abnormal. What a bunch of wussy sheeps. Fuck "slam dancing" or "moshing" or whatever the hell "tough guy" bullshit these asspros invent next. That kind of jock bullshit is not welcome in... what's that again? Oh yeah, right, rock and roll.

This Open Heart is on hiatus. Band memeber problems. BOO!

Kill Cathari is hosting a gig on the 28th of April in Yonkers Bar, Las Pinas. Support your scene you bunch of knuckle draggers.

Speaking of KC, xJERIx is straightedge! And she was totally bagging on Seph, the MC dude on that gig-slash-fiasco. Tripping dude.

There would be a part 2 of this post sometime later, because the "news" is too much to be handled in one sitting. And I'm lazy so FUCK OFF!

Jesus Christ died. Good Friday. Let's do this.

Do you listen to Guns and Roses? Well, Axl is a douchebag. WHAXL ROSE. Get the fuck out with those wigger braids and football jerseys man. Jesse Hughes pwns you! Watch the Buddyhead interview with Jesse about the "GnR nostalgia tour" and the fucked up shit that went down in youtube. SAVAGE ANIMAL!

Effinboiche is having a fund raiser for their album this April 17 at Klub Fluid in Malate. Alex told us that Neruda and Typecast is headlining. Yes. Typecast. There's no joke in there. But we swear there would be good bands playing! Like Tigers are Out, Bears are In and This Open Heart. And with the Typies there, we're sure it would be a savage animal! Support the Boiche dudes

The 3" 3 way split between arthaus*/CocoLulu/Dead Chasing Daylight is being mastered. Release date: April 16. Yes an exact date of release. Could you trust us to deliver? Sure you can champ. Don't be a stick in the mud.

Fistfights vs. Fences have officially changed their name to This Open Heart (taken from a Northern Chorus song) and they would be changing their sound too. Something like "midewest 90s indie" ala Christie Front Drive and Mineral. What a throwback is right.

In the subject of name and sound changes, Panda757-Rp would be changing theirs too. Its now Kill All the Flies. Different members also. The sound is darker now with hints of Industrial. Its pretty much like Trent Reznor having sexy time with Bjork.

SlapSUCKS vocalist, Jamir Garcia, has smelly feet. Its true. A groupie told us.

Have you heard that Hale song with the lyrics "Let me blow your mind" and "Use you from behind"? Use you from behind?! How fucking pathetic. Emphasize "behiiiiind" too dorks. Someone get this dude Chump (or whoever the fuck) a fucking lyricist, or better yet,  a vocal coach. Wait! How about you just fucking quit already?

Bleedingboy Soundtrack is one of the coolest things that hit electronica as of late. Get his album Sempiternal Ennui FOR FREE by emailing bleedingboy@gmail.com. You need this shit kids, trust us.

We just have to say that Sasha Grey is the best thing in the porn industry since... Ron Jeremy. Seriously, she's Hiroshima dudes. Add her in myspace. www.myspace.com/sashagrey

We bet everybody has been added by some random band that you don't even like once in a while. Just there boosting away their friend's list for the status or whatever. So anyway, there's this band that added twoplustwoequalsfive just the other day, out of sheer randomness we suppose, and they absolutely kick major ass. They are Too Dark for a Picture. We can't even begin to describe how heartfelt and amazing their music is. Everybody! We order you to go listen to these two... and while you're at it listen to their solo projects as well: Birds Fled From Me (Rachel Williams) and Transparent (Maxwell Lewis). They'll make you say "I knew them when...". Go at it kids!

So ok, PKi! now has DSL. This means you'll be hearing from us more often than not, which could be a good thing or not, depending on how you look at it. If you're that Miggy guy from Chicosci you'll prolly hate it, but then if you're a real music fan you'll well just go googly eyes over us. We're also going to make a website this summer so you better keep your eyeballs in your sockets for that. And speaking of websites, in a few days CocoLulu would be having one up and running. We'll keep you posted champs.

The PKi! Collective 3" Summer Extravaganza:
Yes its summer kiddies and we know you'll all be going to the beach and would be wearing your itsy-bitsy speedos and whatnot, well here in PKi! it would be business as usual -- so we'll be reminding you that, duders you're asian and you're not packing much south of the border, with our very own 3" cd-r mini eps! First up would be releases from Laptop Avengers (Numbers EP), a three-way split with arthaus*/Dead Chasing Daylight/CocoLulu (Above the City Limits, I Can't Help But Look Below), plus a few more to be announced soon so hold on to your trunks champ. The 3" are being done as we speak so if anyone is interested, message us and grab your copy -- because we seriously need drug money.

Speaking of CocoLulu, the dude has a sideproject with Diego Mapa (Eggboy, Pedicab, Monsterbot, Cambio et al.) called Eggboy vs. CocoLulu. Its a refreshing take on indietronica that could be great for a make-out session or a nerd party. Check that shit bro dawgs. Click here.

Fistfights vs. Fences are planning to change their name and their sound. Seems cool. We'll keep you posted.

The compilation would be out by the end of summer. That's a quasi release date brah. But we might be lying. Knowing us, we prolly are. Just check around for updates.

Since ADA asked us nicely to post their gig sched again, and since these dudes are prolly the coolest old school anarcho punkers in the world, here's their gig sched. Now kids, if you're so into "punk" like Good Charlotte or those pussbags Hilera, you're more than welcome to come to these shows. Just don't wear that Simple Plan shirt m'kay? Oh, oh and they just released a 7" split with Caravana Anarquista (Japan) so to you vinyl obsessives you better check that shit. How's about throwing us a copy over here guys?!
April 14 Hindi Tuloy! (hindi ba talaga? wtf, we don't know!)
April 17 Kolumn Bar QC
May 12 Ynares Sports Complex Binagonan, Rizal

A funny thing happened the other day. The band we love to hate, TypeSUCKS, wanted to add PKi! in myspace. Its either three things: 1. They have a sense of humor and don't really mind being called hacks (because they know they are). 2. They just want to boost their friends list (because we know that myspace is a fucking popularity contest) or 3. They can't read. We're going with the latter.

The "Best Rock Album" Grammy went to Red Hot Chilli Peppers? Stadium Arcadium? What the fucky? Doing the same album for the past decade that has the same EXACT songs, not to mention doing it twice this time, earns you a grammy -- what a fucking shame. Besides RHCP was more fun back when everyone in the band shot up heroin except for the drummer dude, who by the way strangely resembles Will Farell on roids. Oh wait, I just remembered, we don't give a fuck about RHCP or the goddamn Grammys, riiiiight.

So ok, we went on the Ziggy/MTV thing last weekend (free VIP passes dudes) and it was a letdown. The guy that passed us the fatty and the tang was top notch, but seriously how much regGAY could you take? We saw openers Spy, which is cool and all but seriously needs to re-think what their doing. There was also Tropical Depression which still plays recycled material from their yesteryears and even took out that junky Pepe Smith, who is apparently a fucking parady of what he once was. Hey Pepe! Party with us dude, fuck that fat bastard Papa Dom. He's a fucking turd burgler yo. There was also Junior Kilat... we still can't fucking understand a single word he's saying, maybe except for "SHABU". Then out came Ziggy. 30 minutes into the set, all the songs sounded the same. He should have changed his name into Bob Marley Jr. for crying out loud! He got his father down, up to the clothes. No wonder Damien Marley is helluva lot better. He has something what we like to call "originality". Love is your religion? Well, fuck religion buddy. Cut that hippy bullshit out, the world is about to end!

Anthem Magazine boasts that they're "your first and only free alternative lifestyle magazine" and that they cater to "those who thrive on unconventionality and swim against what is considered mainstream." A DIY wet dream? Think again. Like evry other "alt. lifestyle" rag, this one is nothing more but ads. Way to sell us Jagermeister, Red Horse, Jack TV, and NU107 bros! What the fuck is alternative lifestyle anyway? If its posing around with "indie darlings" that think DIY is a carpenter's term, paying a hundred and fifty bucks for show entrance, and actually thinking Chicosci/Typesucks/Maryzark (wtf?!) is "sooo NOT mainstream" and "oh so goddamn emo", then it seems no one gave us the memo. What the fucky... something's up. Call them and ask: "Where's my beer bros?!" 687-5380/687-3906

Does anybody know Pop Your Cherry? Their vocalist is a totally bomb snatch homes. Oh and their drummer is a big ass, scary looking dude... don't rip of our arms and use it for drumsticks because we called your vocalist a "snatch" brah! Having arms is bomb.

Radioactive Sago Project has a new album out titled Tangina Mo Ang Daming Nagugutom sa Mundo Fashionista Ka Parin. Can you say T-R-I-P-P-I-N-G? But we shouldn't be telling you this, its mandatory for it to be common knowledge.

Call Embassy and book a "Suckfest '07" event. Yeah, hipsters call it events. Tell them we sent you. 816-4195

Kill Cathari has a show in the 28th at Yonkers Las Pinas with Effinboiche and etc. Boys with eyeliners and tight pants would pay extra. Also check out Kill Cathari's spartan bassist, Mike. Fistfights vs. Fences has a man crush on the dude. We knew those guys are on the pink team!

Many call themselves geeks and nerds and claim that they're down with Nintendo and D&D. Then why the fuck aren't they listening to CocoLulu?! So here's a tip you geek: click here.

PKi! CONTEST ALERT!:
arthaus* is giving away five limited edition Don't You Feel Fucking Special? cds. Its the entire first album plus a few couple of unreleased tracks. Do you want a copy? Then comment on this blog about "why voting is useless." Winners will be contacted for sending information. Don't blow this one kids.

Did you notice "emotronic" on the new myspace genres? That is so queer and so Tigers are Out, Bears are In.

Summer is almost here which means recording time for the PKi! roster. FvF, 2plus2equals5, Hindi, Miranda!, and arthaus* would be in their bedrooms cooking up a storm for all you kids.

Tell all your parents, grandparents, and friends that PKi! is not just for the elitists -- but for the kids as well. Case in point: The PKi! Compilation cd. Out as soon as we finish the packaging.

We're shooting a short gore flick soon with a snazzy soundtrack. The faint hearted should keep their barf bags ready.

Remember dorks: its down the road not across the street. Get it right, PKi! suicide!

We took down the updates section in the profile beause it was a waste of space. Its boring bullshit that I don't really need to explain. Just live with it.

PKi! and Hindi, Miranda! (cult) member Pigpen is a famous bitch. He went partying with the overrated and famous in that tribute concert for Ely Buendia (dude had a stroke or whatever in case you're living under a rock). Look at the pictures bros! He'll prolly slay more tang than all of us combined now -- hang out with this cat fuck face!


We're pulling out Dead Chasing Daylight's EPs. No, not because he turned prison gay on all of us, but because duder is re-tooling (haha, tooling) it and releasing it into a full lenght. There's even word that it might be a full band now. Yes! Turd sandwiches for all!

Speaking of Francis, the both of them (Treblinka Love Scene), they have a new project with Tomi PKi! on vocal and bass duties. They call it Tigers are Out Bears are In -- an "electroemo" spazz out affair of sorts. Check that shit dorkus and realize Typesucks and Chicosci isn't even remotely close to emo.

Since we're talking about overrated bands, has anybody seen the videos of those two bands mentioned above? Could you say trainwreck? Fuck these bands for airing their suckfest all over TV. It seems no one gave us the memo that generic whackness is what's hip now.

Hindi, Miranda! are no longer lazy tards. They are now drunk, lazy tards.

Oh, we would like t point out that Effinboiche is NOT signed to any major label, its only a distro deal. Our bad. So, yay for indie!Now tell those industry fools not to fuck around with your sound, because we know like you know that they want to.

The compilation is done being compilied after one band passes their song! Woohoo is right. Free cd with amazing artists! That deal is just sooo DIY at its finest. Bands in the line-up are: Dead Cahsing Daylight, arthaus*, twoplustwoequalsfive, xEngine Heartx, Tigers are Out Bears are In, Treblinka Love Scene, Soledad, Fistfights vs. Fences, They Call Him Sven Goldenstein, Capulette, Kidlat Club, Stigmatics, not again!, and Captain Fucking Magic. Here's our slap to whatever scene you wanna dwell into!

In a sad note, Capulette is no more. All emo bands break up prematurely and these dudes are an example. Catch its members doing other stuff with Nil Solaris/Caitlyn Bailey and Days of Glory. The following statement was issued in the band's myspace:

"making music together from august 2006 to february 2007. we never recorded a formal ep, but our best work will always be the ones that the world would never remember except for people who went to our shows and listened to our demos and drafts. thank you for listening to us.

to the people who dissed us from the start, thank you for taking notice, and to all our friends, thank you for being there and going to our shows.

love, xfrancisx."

To end this short segment of what's happening in PKi! world, we're handing out the asshole dipshit of the year award to: Neruda's drummer, Gagal. Dude you have a son from a hot piece, grow up already! Stop molesting chicks that don't like you! Yes kids, that douche drinker likes to force himself into girl's pants like misogyny is out dated. "Make out tayo" yeah brah remember that? Or maybe you remember last December at Kublais, a Rakista.com gig? Fuck you dickpig, you and your rockstar complex. This is not a knock against Neruda (eventho they went really soft, wtf happened to the prog bros?), the others are still cool dudes, but ya'll have to keep your boy on a leash because even if PKi! is all for the sex and pacifisim we won't have second thoughts kicking his nads so far down his throat it won't even be funny... especially when he does it to a chcik in our roster (that's a hint for you kiddies). And yeah, Neruda released their new album. We were going to say "go check that shit" but due to the actions of that turd Gagal, all we have to say is "fuck man, whatever."

Consider this the first installment of PKi!'s gossip and news page fuckers. Need I say more? Thought so too.

Its apparent that "rockstars" slay a lot of tang even how shitty their band plays, its a proven fact dudes. But sometimes the idiotic plans of these wannabes don't work, especially when you're a bald dwarf that "raps" with the name Reg Rubio. News from the grapevine said that the dude was spotted on Embassy swapping numbers with that bomb gash from Hale's video "The Gay I Say Goodnight" or whatever the fuck. Someone told us skinny bald dude with wack eyebrow ring was trying to be "touchy-feely" and now he texts her trying to "hook up." Dude you're bald by choice (who the hell wants to be bald by choice? fucking stupid is right) and a fucking midget not to mention a Korn hackjob that can't rhyme, you are in no way allowed to hit that. Besides, Chump or whatever that vocalist guy from Hale's name is has more manpussy than her anyway. Go for him dude, we know you want to. What an asspro.

Speaking of asspros, that douchebag Ira Cruz from Bamboo fame likes to get underage chicks from far off provinces drunk, then makes his move for some burger pounding. Yeah brah, you're totally rad for bagging those fifteen year old fat virgins, totally professional. You don't happen to live on a frat house rape den do you?

Chicosci likes to get their shit pushed in.

Dudes the Freestyle silver series cd is now available. No one gives a shit.

Tim Yap is queer and weird. He is now officially Queeird.

Has anyone seen MTV lately? Yeah us neither.

A blurb in some some retarded website about Danita read like "the newest teenage rocker" and "a true blue rakista" like they're throwing awards for the special olympics. Apparently this bitch "collaborates" with "today's most popular bands like Rivermaya, Mayonnaise, 6cyclemind, and Sandwich." More like most overrated bros. First off, how the hell could it be called a collaboration when you let all these bands write ALL your songs? That is so rock-n-roll... NOT! Secondly, anybody who uses the term "rakista" needs to get their ass raped by  very large horses. And who sites (the good but overly pretenious) Mars Volta and the fucking Veronicas as influences? The ones that ride the short yellow bus that's who. To the bigwigs in Viva -- you're blowing it dudes. How about you just send us free shit so we could "review" (ie. SELL) it for our review section.

Read any good top whatever albums of 2006? Yup, us neither.

For those who care to notice, yes PKi! is ripping off Buddyhead. But hey its not like hipster jocks who don't know real music read the Head. Its like what Francis said: "Its only cool if you rip off bands no one knows." Now go check out the Cassettes, The PoPo, the legendary Shat, Wires on Fire, Modwheelmod, Your Enemies Friends, or maybe even The Icarus Line you fucking fruitcakes.

Dudes who call themselves "emo" need to get shot in the face with a nail gun. Typecast is NOT emo. Get over yourselves.

PKi!'s own, Pilot just got an SG which he slaved for months huffing donkey dicks from his bosses in Yahoo. Maybe now they could record their shit for Hindi, Miranda! and stop being a waste of space in the www. Yeah, they'll probably would do that now. Bomb.

To all rich assholes with nothing better to do with their money but buy tons of shitty "thrift store threads" so they'll look like the Strokes or whoever the fuck, send us your fucking money instead. Come on bro dawgs its like helping the "scene" or whatever. We need drug money too you know.

What's with the fat dude in Kjwan? You guys are fucking blowing it. Oh wait, dudes have Marc Abaya -- you guys already fucking blew it.

We're not all mean smirks here at PKi! all the time, and even if they signed to a major we still love Effinboiche. They're Hiroshima-Nagasaki for reals. Go to their shows. Don't shout for a Paramore cover tho or else Alex will kick you in the head. She's a Gemini and would probably snap you in half for being a fruity turd.
Feb. 10 Dominican College Sta. Rosa
Feb. 10 Hellacious Bar Monumento
Feb. 16 UP Fair Diliman
Feb. 16 Our Father's Coffee Buendia Taft
Feb. 17 Sensation Bar Makati
Feb. 17 Mayrics (Neruda album launch)
Feb. 21 Gweilos Makati
Feb. 23 Center for Arts Timog
Mar. 13 Saguijo Makati
Mar. 17 Coniaz bar Pacita
Apr. 14 NU Summer Shebang TBA
Apr. 21 Silungan Bayan Tayabas

The punk vets ADA are playing a couple of shows too. Catch those because they rule and you suck. Don't blow this one kiddies. TAO TAE!
Feb. 8 Wilfredos QC
Feb. 23 Cavite
Feb. 24 San Roque Basketball Court Baliwag

Go to Shards of Ice's myspace and tell them they have the most Metal names for a "Metal" band. Tell them we sent you. Rich kids with guitars, stupid haircuts, and I.S. school backgounds that play uninspired crap. Posersaywhat? How the hell did these kids get to play Fete and have an article on the Inquirer? Hmmm, somethings up... maybe daddy paid big huh. Didn't you get the memo that Metallica's St. Anger album sucks like George Michael in an Nysnc concert? Fuck these dudes.

If anyone tells you they know Sven Goldenstein, Otis Arthausen, or Billy Bob personally shave their heads and call them nuts.

Francis of Capulette and Francis of Fistfights vs. Fences (yes two Francises) are starting an "acoustic indie" band and they're calling it Treblinka Love Scene. The idea looks sketchy-Dashboard Confessionals type of project on paper, but it isn't -- atleast not with their first demo. You just have to trust us on this one. We're going to ask them to change their name to St. Francis Squared. Killer.

Speaking of Dashboard Confessionals, if you listen to that audio diarreha you're gay.

Pilot and Erwin went to Al's Bar last weekend for what was supposed to be a "jazz gig." Final verdict: jazz is as dead as punk.

Call NU107 and tell Francis Brew he failed in life.

That shit pusher that told us My American Heart is bomb will rot in hell. Twat.

With this being the end of our current update, we'll leave by saying FUCK ALL YOUR FAVORITE BANDS. THEY ALL SUCK.

For people who don't read profiles for one reason or the other but seem to find time in reading blogs we present to you the Other Sweet Thigs Update no. 1. *applause, applause* It seem the whole voyuer feel of reading blogs is a more turn on than reading profiles. Whatever dorkus. So anyway here's the rundown of things concerning anythig PKi! related:

You might have heard by now that Paramore cover(if you haven't that means you use dialup, and dialup is sooo gay) posted at this site. I'm standing by the fact that its not the "bestest" cover in the world; it just seems people love Paramore to death and I don't get it personally. I mean its catchy and all but if people start to label it "emo" (like most do, you know who you are) I have a word of advice: STOP RAPING THE SCENE. With that said go listen to the cover now and tell all your friends, because we all know that myspace is a big popularity contest on who gets the most hits. Oh and Laze Anne beats Chicosci's Miggy for best female vocalist biotch.

Speaking of songs posted on myspace, you  might have also noticed that there's an arthaus* remix posted in the site. And if you have listened to it you'll also probably now that rappers are...well...rapping about Sponge Bob and getting high. I just thought I'll point that one out. What you didn't probably notice is a couple of the bands in the PKi! roster have posted demos at their sites as well. Bands like Fistfights vs. Fences, twoplustwoequalsfive and Panda757-Rp. Shame on you for not noticing! And yes Panda757-Rp is on indefinite hiatus. Read the update at their site. Or not. Whatever. It's only music that MATTERS anyway.

There would also be a show this Saturday Feb. 3, Esplanade Bar in Pacita with PKi! n00bs Fistfights vs. Fences with a few other cool acts (Kill Cathari! Unheard! Kzario! Paktoda! etc.!). Suppost your fucking scene forchrissake and go to the show. Don't forget to comb your hair to one side and wear the tightest pants you could find, we hear "emo boys" who look like FUCKING GIRLS come in for free.

In addition, there are still copies of Capulette's 4 song demo available here. Still limited and hand numbered. But since this is the day and age of the internet and all, Capulette's vocalist Francis Maria (the dude that "looks like shit with x's in his hands" as eloquently put by some washed up "punkers" -- yeah we know who you are pussbag, stop acting like Mr. Hardcore talking about "punk ethics" or whatever the fuck you old fossils talk about with your scenester friends there. Punk is dead anyways. Go shit a brick.) said that they would make available the 4 demos for download soon plus a few other live tracks. So get your Indian Summer and Pg.99 slamdancing shoes ready and start moshing... if you're like really really gay and want to touch the dude's butt infront of you.

In Compilation CD (Puro Ka indie! Collective is Going to Destroy the Scene: a compilation against the status quo) news... still no definite plans as to when said compilation would drop. Rest assured that the building of the comp is going fine, and yes you cheap bastard its still free. Expect tracks from the PKi! roster and a whole slew of great bands/friends that you probably don't know but should now. The likes of Kidlat Club, not again!, Capatain Fucking Magic, and The Stigmatics to name a few. I told you didn't know them. But you should. You really should. Why? Because despite popular opinions, that crap they pass of as music *cough*Typecast*cough*Slapshock*cough*Greyhoundz*cough* fucking sucks. There I said it. Blow it out your ear.

We are also looking for actresses that could star in a exploitation film were going to do. Blood, guts, gore, sex, violence and um... GORE. Yeah that's pretty much it. Contact us for details if you're interested. Hint: the Philippine Cinema is not ready for this shit.

Writers wanted for the zine Knives Out. No pay just a wee bit of recognition. It won't break the bank that's for sure but hey, you could say anything you want and it would count as "journalism". Albeit a libelous one, but fuck that. What's life without a little danger? Interested parties contact us.

Oh hey how can I forget! The double EP We Have Nowhere Left to Go and Girls! Blood! Alcohol! Yay! :D by that indie artfag Dead Chasing Daylight is out and in circulation. Get your copies by contacting us or DCD. Electroindiepop like a fucking tongue twister. If you're a hipster and you don't have this EP, it only means you're a fucking hopeless case. And yeah. Fuck. Hipsters.

Don't buy the arthaus* CD, no one gives a shit about IDM or Glitch or Trip-hop anymore anyways. But in case you do... go buy the CD.

Hindi, Miranda! are lazy tards.

I Slept with Medusa is still looking for a drummer who would like to show people how to play proper emo. I'll use "screamo" but that word is so redundant... and "skramz" sounds pretentious and made up, with the letter z and all. So yeah, if you're a drummer and into hardcore and likes getting dick whipped give us a ring. Living in the southside of the Metro is a plus.

In unrelated news... Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz is bitching about FOB's leaked album. Here's a tip Pete, stop taking pictures of yourself with your camera phone while you're jacking off you malignant tool. You'll get your fucking money, stop crying like a pussy. And stop being an asshole too, acting like you're the biggest band since the Stooges you fucking poseur. Download the new Fall Out Boy album and stick it to the man. Here's the link: www.megaupload.com/?d=XMPIFX44. Damn the man! And can someone please tell these dudes that Pacquiao! At the Disco are fucking assclowns and the "new" Lifetime is kinda like the old Lifetime but this time we could see through all their shit. Fuck-os.

-The Collective