1)   Are you single, taken or have a crush?
Single!!!!!!!!!!! But desperately in need of some man joy ;)

2) Are you happy with where you are?
Most definitely! Life is amaaaaaaaazing right now!

3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast?
I "fall in love" with every boyfriend I have. lol. Haven't been truly in love since I was 14 though I reckon! One day i DO want to be in love!

4) have you ever had your heart broken?
Yeah when I was 14! lol.

5) How long was your last relationship?
The standard 4 weeks! ;)

6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
No way..... I would chop their balls off and put them in a blender (after announcing to the world on my website that they are a cheating twat), then I would give all their clothes to a charity shop (as i did with the last one). I don't forgive people who cheat; i ruin them! :)

7) Have you ever talked about marriage with another person?
Loads of times! lol. All girls talk about marriage!

8) How many kids do you want?
four!

9) How many people have told you they love you? And meant it?
Every boyfriend I've ever had! lol. Only cos most of them have been wet though and "thought" they loved me when really they were just over-whelmed/infatuated by me. My mum, dad and brother & friends mean it when they say it. lol

10) How many of them did you tell you love them too?
I've said "i love you" to a few boyfriends but never meant it (apart from the one aged 14). Though these days I shy away from the L word. My last boyf told me he loved me and i said "don't EVER say that again or i will dump you!" - he apologised! ;) i mean it when i tell my mum, dad and brother & friends!

11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way to tell you?
Turn up on my doorstep naked (apart from a bowtie round his neck and a rose in his teeth). lol. joke. Erm...... I think I would like him to just be honest. If it was someone I liked back (ie. MSN Boy) then i WOULD like him to turn up at my house in just his boxer shorts! lol.

12) Do you enjoy playing hard to get?
No...... I couldn't play hard to get if I tried!

13) Do you want someone you can't have?
No - I have done in the past but I know now that if someone doesn't want you back then they are not worth having.

15) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
yeah i suppose so. It's a nice thing to do. Any excuse for a party is ok by me! If I was madly in love then I would def want to celebrate anniversaries!

16) Do you believe that you can change someone?
I wouldn't want to change someone! If i fall for someone it's the person inside i fall for (which i would never want to change!). I could change someone if i wanted to but it's just not in my interest. I like people for who they are when I get to know them... In fact my problem is always that I fall for someone and then they change and I don't like them anymore. The key to keeping me happy is to stay the way you are when I meet you!

17) Do you have feelings for someone right now?
Yes but I can't do anything about it cos he's the other side of the world so.......... I'm trying not to think about him ;)

18) Have you ever wished you could have someone but you couldnt?
yeah but i am glad i never had him! i was blinkered and lonely at the time and i woldn't even look twice at him now!

19) Would you ever consider getting married in high school?
NO WAY!

20) Would you marry any of your Ex's if they ask?
No - they are ex's for a reason! I still love some of my ex's (in a  friendship way though wouldn't marry them).

21) Does everyone deserve a second chance?
Not with me! Once bitten............ Too late, your loss.... "NEXT!" x x x

1.How old will you be in 10 months? 29. Yikes!

2. Do you think you'll be married by then? I'm going to say "yes!" cos I want to be! lol - positive thinking!

3. What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months? Being the proud owner of the fittest body in England (see www.jodiemarsh.tv), owning my own TV production company & going on holiday!!!!!

4. Who was the last person you called? My mate Steve about having a hardcore session in the gym tomorrow!

5. Who was the last person to call you? My mate Kyle!

6. Do you prefer to call or text? Neither - I hate phones! (it's all about MSN these days!) ;)

7. What was the last text you received? "hey whats good, r u ok? Just wanna say hello sexy" from a footballer! lol. He's fit though - might have to test him out.........

8. What were you doing at 12am last night? Lying in bed with a toy! (human or plastic? You decide!)

9. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? Married

10. When is the last time you saw your mum? About an hour ago!

11. What happened at 11:00a.m today? I was sweating on a cross-trainer in the gym!

12. How many states have you lived in? Only the state of Essex (and it's a right state!). lol. Have lived in London too actually for a while.

13. How many cities/towns have you lived in? Loads! Although depends what you'd count as "lived in"?? Does 3 weeks in a place count? lol. All over the world if so!!!!

14. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? Depends what i'm doing. In bed - bare feet, out - shoes obviously and at home thick fluffy socks and legwarmers!

15. Are you a social person? Hell yeah. I love meeting people and I don't stop talking! Although I don't come across as sociable or friendly some of the time due to there being lots of scary people out there! Need to suss people out first. Jord wants a t-shirt made saying "Do Not Approach Me - I am NOT sociable or friendly!" - i think i may join him!!!!!

16. What was the last thing you ate? A salad with hot mushrooms in it (lovingly cooked by Jord!)

17. What is your favorite ice cream? Don't really like ice cream unless it's being licked off my body ;)

18. What is your favorite dessert? Chocolate sponge pudding!

19. What is your favourite fruit? Passion fruit and mango

20. What is your favourite sandwich? peanut butter!!!

21. Do you like coffee? yeah love it. need a double espresso every day!

22. How many glasses of water a day do you drink on average? Not enough! three maybe! That's bad isn't it!

23. What do you drink in the morning? a fit man's love juice. JOKE -Sometimes coffee, sometimes freshly squeezed orange juice

24. Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone? I've answered this a hundred times and the answer remains the same! Depends who the "someone else" is but i'd rather sleep with my dogs than alone!

25. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yeah on the right (as you are looking at it). Don't know why?! I have the hugest bed in the world and i still sleep on one side even when i'm alone!

26. Do you know how to play poker? A little bit - i am a MEAN blackjack, cheat, rummy & benny player though!

27. Do you like to cuddle? Who doesn't? I LOVE to cuddle! I need a cuddle now..... any offers???? :(

28. Have you ever been to Canada? No but have a good friend out there. He is always trying to get me to go! I will one day (when I've got more than 3 days off in a row!)

29. Do you eat out or at home more often? I NEVER cook! Eating out is the way forward!

30. Do you you know someone with the same birthday as you? Yeah my friend Jo (one of "the chickens" in my book Keeping It Real)

32. Do you speak any other language? Yeah a bit of French and I can read Italian (though can't speak it! lol)

34. Have you ever been in an ambulance? Yes a few times!

35. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool? Depends where I am and what i'm doing. If i was in England I'd prefer a pool but Barbados? Ocean!!!!!

36. Do you prefer a window seat? Yes - I always shotgun the front seat in a car too - I get car sick in the back!

37. Do you know how to drive a stick shift? Of course!

38. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? Other than clothes, shoes, make-up & "toys" (any type from sex to playstations to motorbikes to trampolines), I like spending money on my friends and family and dogs.

39. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7? No

40. What is your favorite TV show? Friends, Catherine Tate, "Get a Life!" lol - Living TV

41. Can you roll your tongue? Into a sausage you mean? kind of.......

42. Who is the funniest person you know? Kyle!

43. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No I sleep with real ones

44. What is the main ring tone on your phone? At the moment it's Town Called Malice by the Jam

45. Do you still have clothes from when you were little? Yeah my mum has kept everything we ever owned; including all my barbie dolls - random!

46. What is the color of your bedroom walls? White but soon to be a whole wall of mirrors!

47. Do you shut off the water while you brush your teeth? Yeah cos I walk around while I'm cleaning my teeth

48. Do you sleep with your closet doors opened or closed? I don't have a wardrobe in my bedroom. I have a whole dressing room next door! The bedroom is for playing and sleeping only!

49. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of killer bees? Big Bear!!!!!!!!!!

50. Do you flirt alot? Er.... I suppose I do! I try not to flirt with people I'm not interested in so that I don't give out the wrong signals but sometimes the way I am (the playfulness and naughty glint in my eye) can be taken as flirting (even if I'm not).......

1.What kind of drunk are you? aggressive if I drink vodka/redbull but loud, silly, giggly, outrageous and highly sexed if I drink vodka/lemonade!

2.How long have you gone without eating? the longest I've gone is probably one day but if you're talking about today; i had dough balls in Pizza Express about an hour ago!


3. Without sleeping?
three days once, when I was a proper club kid. I'm pretty sure that someone spiked my drink though when I look back on it! Apart from that I often go without sleep and go straight to work. I'm hardcore!!!!

4.What does your hair look like now?
It's tied up in a high pony-tail and I have a pink headband round my head (been to the gym!)

30. Your next birthday?
23rd dec I will be a whopping 29 years old! filth!

31.Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
yes very!! i HATE all that "m8" and crap that people speak now!

32.Are you wearing a necklace?
no

33.How many bedrooms do you have in your house?
3

34.Do you have lip gloss on?
No - no make-up on!

35.Do you have eyeliner on?
nope

36.Did you used to watch "are you afraid of the dark"?
No

37.What color would you like to bleed?
pink!

38.If you have a wall calender, what kind is it?
It's my own! lol

39.Have you ever been to a convention?
yeah a motorbike one!

40.Ever been given an engagement ring?
yeah 4 of the bastards! I can't say "no" when someone proposes! lol.

41.Who do you wish you could see right now?
MSN boy

42.What are you doing this weekend?
pulling someone hopefully. lol

43.What was the last thing you made?
my outfit last weekend! lol.

44.Does someone besides your bf/gf like you?
yes lots of people. lol. I have my pick of many nice men...... but I don't want "nice" ;)

      1)   favourite colour? pink!

2) If you didn't live in your town, where would you like to live? Barbados or on my own island where no one but my friends and family (and fit men) were allowed!

3) person you'd most like to meet? I've met all the people i'd most like to meet - ie. Paul Weller, Valentino Rossi, Chuck Berry, Leigh Francis, Russell Brand, the fit boy out of Hollyoaks (lol), Van Morrison, Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn - prob the only person left i'd LOVE to meet is Pammie or Michael Jackson?!

4) best memory? soooooooo many I wouldn't even know where to begin.....? dancing & screaming on Tony's shoulders at V festival to Paul Weller doing Town Called Malice! Jumping out of an aeroplane! Winning the All Star Talent show! Being told in Cyprus that my book had made it No 1 in the charts and celebrating with Jordan Knight, Syd Little and the rest of the gang! Going to Barry Manilow concerts with my mum (every year since I was born)! Passing my motorbike test! Seeing Jordan play on stage with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra in Liverpool! God I could go on all day about my best memories!! Every day holds at least one good memory!!!!

5) best friend? Lauren, Sarah, Kyle, Michelle, my mum, dad and brother

6) chinese or indian? I love both!

7) money or love? lol - both!!!! Though I can live without love (as long as I have sex!) but I can't live without money!!!!!

8) day or night? I love the day but I also love the night - I come alive at night!

9) silver or gold? Platinum!!!!

10) summer and sand or winter and snow? I prefer Summer and sand (though not in my knickers!) but I LOVE winter and snow!!!!


Ideal man:

1) hair, long or short short

2) hair colour? I normally go for dark haired men but I'd happily take a blonde if he was fit. lol

3) body, hairy or smooth? either! I like smooth men (but not when they shave their arms and legs - gross!) but I also like hairy men cos they are real!

4) tall or short either!

5) fat or thin? dont care as long as he's got girth. lol

6) older or younger than you? I love them young cos they've got stamina and are eager to learn but I like them older too cos they know how to treat a woman and they're experienced!

7) fashionable or outragous? both!!!!!!!

8) naughty or nice both!!!!!!


The rude bit (who will answer all these?)

1) best place ever had sex? Oooooh - in a nightclub? Or on a jetski out at sea?!

2) funniest place ever had sex? On a sun-lounger by a swimming pool (and got caught by the hotel security guard)

3) person most like to be rude with? MSN boy at the moment - though that could all change by next week! lol

4) ever had a 3some? Erm...... is Paddy a bulldog? Hell yeah!

5) ever been caught? yes and thrown out of a taxi for it too.....

6) ever wanted your partners best mate? yes and had him! lol.

7) ever dressed up for partner? all the time. dressing up for your man is one of the keys to making him love you..........

8) ever regretted sleeping with someone? loads!!!!!!!!!!!!

9) own any toys? have a whole room dedicated to them at home. never show it to a man before you sleep with him though - found out through past experience it scares them off! lol

10) shave or natural? shave!!!!!!!!!! say no to bush!

1. Where did your last kiss take place?
on a sofa

001. Real name ? Jodie Louisa Marsh

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
"Oh for F*cks sake i've got a spot! But hey, the rest of my skin looks really good!!"

30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
Lyla!!!!

Q: Kissed someone on your top 8?
yes about 6 of them!

Q: Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
Yes - all the time ;) Fancy Boy...........

Q: Been arrested?
Nope - I'd quite like to be though - it's on my list of things to do b4 I'm 30!

Q: Kissed someone you didn't like?
Yeah! lol.

Q: Slept in until 5 PM?
Yes maybe once

Q: Held a snake?
Yes - had a pet one called "shithead"

Gotten your hair cut?
no


Lied?
No

. ST U F F .

Have you ever been searched by the cops?
No - but i asked one to search me a few weeks ago outside a club. he was fit!!!!! I think i also drunkenly asked him if he wanted a threesome with me and sarah. he said "not while I'm on duty"

Do you have a Dog? yeah 6!

Whens the last time you've been sleding? When was the last time it snowed?

Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
Depends what mood I'm in and who the "someone else" is

Do you believe in ghosts?
hell yeah!

Do you consider yourself creative?
Of course! you think the army belt outfit designed itself? ;)