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Danger Boy


Last Updated: 12/2/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 23
Sign: Taurus

City: CHICAGO
State: Illinois
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/14/2006

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Wednesday, October 01, 2008 

Category: Music
When I first met Bret Michaels of Poison. Ok, it was LA so it was like 75 degrees, but i had no pants on so there was definitely a nip in the air (or a tip as it were). So I had just moved to LA and so had Bret. I met him on Santa Monica Boulevard. I was playing air key-tar on the street for beer money and he was on the opposite side of the the street playing the flute. Yes I said THE FLUTE. Not a lot of people know that Bret started out on metal flute. I talked him into putting that sissy stick down, doning the bandana and teasing out that "hair".

I played all the keytar parts on "Look What the Cat Dragged in" and also did most of the vomiting.
It was good times. What a great group of guys. Most of the time we would sit around on our hot pink bean bag chairs, read Tolstoy and just laugh and laugh and laugh. SO what happened you ask?



Well, anyone that knows me well, knows that I get restless. I gotta keep my tiny non bendable plastic legs moving. My star was rising so fast on the keytar, I just got greedy. I started believing all of my own press. So I left the guys to strike out on my own in search of keytar greatness. Biggest mistake of my life. The keytar is a cruel lady. She will lure you in with her glistening white keys and her built in rhumba beat box sounds (yeah, mine was deluxe, i was a one man band) then turn her back on you like Michael Jackson and his original face.

So there you have it. The whole story. I'm exhausted from reliving it all.
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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 

Current mood:  betrayed
Category: Music
I went down to Reggies on Saturday night to see The Locals and The Weasel. You may know him as "Ben Weasel" or "Screetching Weasel", but I call him "The Weasel". That bastard owes me 6 bucks.
So, I showed up on Sat to try and collect my money. I'll tell you that story in a minute...
Anyway, I couldnt get in to see Ben Weasel, cause the Weasel was sold out. But I did hang out at the bar, Reggies Music Joint, met some really cool people, and the sound was really awesome. Great bar, dug it!

Ok, so Ben Weasel owe's me $6.00
We were on the strip in Vegas in 1986 and he really wanted some chili cheese fries but "forgot" (insert air quotes here) his wallet. So I lent him the cash. Did he ever pay me back? No. And it was THOSE chili cheese fries gave him a rare intestinal disease called "Acute Screetching Weasel". Hmmm hmm, guess where he got his band name. Freaking weasel.
Any way- I caught the whole thing on my 30lb beta video camera. But the tape was mysteriously destroyed. Here is a re-inactment




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Monday, August 04, 2008 

Category: Music
Go ahead and say it. I deserve it. It's taken me so long to get these pics up from The Locals CD Release party. I'm a dick. Yes. Ok, we all agree. Now shut your pie hole and enjoy the photos. Ok wait, there arent that many, well let me explain. It was so friggin hot in the club we thought it would be on the evil side to ask you all to stay down there in the the fiery pit of hell and pose for a picture.

These poor miserable bastards are the ones we did make stand in the fiery pit of hell and pose. Why? Naughty monkeys, you know why!


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Monday, October 22, 2007 

Current mood:  aggravated
Just take my word on that.

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Monday, October 15, 2007 

Category: Music

10/13/07 Where in the world is Danger Boy?

Ok, so I've been a little behind (no pun intended), these last couple of months, with posting the photos from the shows. And of course, when anyone with my massive star power drops of the grid for a while, well the rumer mill starts to churn out some real doozies. Is Danger Boy leaving show biz? Did Danger Boy and Paris Hilton sneak off for a hush hush wedding? Does Danger Boy ever wash that cape? I've heard them all and well, let me set the record straight right now....

I had some work done. There I said it. I had plastic surgery. It's not as vain and apolling as it may sound, because people, I AM MADE OF PLASTIC. So really, it's 100% organic and natural. So shut your pie hole about it ok? A little "enhancement" for a little plastic guy like me is no crime. So I had the index finger on my right hand enlarged, my mask lifted and my hair sanded. So what? I feel great.

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Saturday, June 09, 2007 

Current mood:  accomplished
Hosted By: Yvonne Doll
When: Sunday Jun 10, 2007
at 2:30 PM
Where: Milwaukee Summer Fest Grounds
Henry W. Maier Festival Park
Milwaukee, WI 53202
United States
Description:
Yvonne Doll

Click Here To View Event
See everybody loves a costume:

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Monday, June 04, 2007 

Current mood:  chipper
6/2/07 The Dunes Resort, Saugatuck , MI
Everyonce and a while, it just feels good to get out of the urban nest and head to a resort in the lovely lands of Michigan and kick back with the ladies. We had drinks, Scandal covers, tiny personal pizzas at 1:30 am, and a lot of busams, heaving and so forth. All in all, good weekend. Although,I think I pulled a muscle rescuing Lisa from the desk clerk.
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Tuesday, May 15, 2007 

Current mood:  bouncy
5/5/07 Underground Lounge, Chicago IL
I have no memory of 5/5/07 and The Underground Lounge, except for the lead singer from Paid Pilots tackled his drummer at the end of their last song. He's quick, like a cat, that one. I can highly recommend the Paid Pilots' music as well. Be forwarned...they may or may not tackle you. As an aside, I would like to also say that I'd much prefer having a "Paid Pilot" rather than one of those "volunteer pilots". I mean, you might as well take the week old peanuts and the "refurbished" airplane if you are ok with the unpaid pilot.

Visit the "Paid Pilots" on myspace.com/paidpilots


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Thursday, April 05, 2007 
A myspace survey posted by Di.

1. What's in the backseat of your car right now?
A couple of naked Barbie Dolls, a GI Joe and a pack of cigarettes.

2.What was the last thing you threw up?
My little plastic hands when the freak on "Deal or No Deal" said "no deal" after being offered $100k to stop being stupid.

3. What's your favorite curse word?
Smarf

4. Menthol or regular cigarettes?
I don't smoke them, I just roll them up in my little plastic sleeve. I'm auditioning for "You're the one that I want"

5. What's your favorite episode of Grey's Anatomy?
never saw it.. ditto.

6. does anyone have blackmail on me?
doesnt everyone have blackmail on me?

7. If you could marry any celebrity today who would it be?
She-ra Princess of Power, or one of those Olsen twins.

8. When was the last time you watched T.V.?
last night. qvc, bought assorted chocolates from spain

9. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
try 30 feet.

10. Are you wearing socks right now?
no

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
my own spit.

12. What are you wearing right now?
what i always wear...a mask, a cape, little tights, a red spandex shirt and boots.

13. Last food you ate?
cheese food.

14. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
no. someone did add a bitchin sticker to my cape at the last locals show though.

15. When is the last time you ran?
danger boy doesnt run, he flies.

16. What's the last sporting event you watched?
full contact chess, on the full contact chess channel

17. Last movie you saw?
little miss sunshine- awesome

18. Who is the last person you sent a message to on myspace?
pam

19. Ever go to camp?
band camp, this one time...

20. Do you like sushi?
yes

21. Do you have a band?
I am the 4th member of The Locals. I do not sing or play an instrument, nor am I used as an instrument. Can you guess my role?

22. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
I am a kid.

23. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
No I only drink Tequilla, but I do drink it from a sippy cup, does that count?

24. What is your name?
Danger Boy!!

25. Are you someone's best friend?
no, still looking.

26. Where is your bf/gf right now?
DB flies solo.

27. What was the last thing you said?
"DB flies solo". I say everything I type outloud.

28. What kind of watch do you have on?
None. Because I so regularly break the space time continuum, there seems little point.

29. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Tristan Rogers from General Hospital.
http://www.tristanrogers.com/bio.php

30. Ever ridden on a roller coaster?
no

31. Do you have a favorite Gemstone?
I rarely wear any sort of gems. They slow me down when flying.

32. Do you go inside or thru the drive threw at fast food places?
I do fit there yes.

33. Do you have a roommate?
No. I used to live with my brother, but we had to trade him to the kidnappers for my release.. long story.

34. What is your favorite number?
Nine is awesome.

35. Do you have a dog?
Dog's try and eat me. Do you think I'm crazy?

36. What happened in 1993?
Hair was bad, but better than in 1983.

37. Does your first memory involve your dad?
My father, John Stamos, had no idea he was my father until like 2002. We've never spoken. So no, and thanks for bringing it up.

38. Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
My belt is breaking. The glue is coming off.

39. Do you like watching a bonfire?
I like starting bonfires.

40. Are you allergic to anything?
peas

41. Favorite shoes that you wear all the time?
boots

42. What have you learned from life?
pears and cheese go good together. wine is nice too.

43. Are you jealous of anyone?
spiderman. he has a great outfit and can kiss upside down. i cant kiss with a head rush. no way.

44. Is anyone jealous of you?
everyone is.

45. Do you hate anyone?
No. Danger Boy is all about the LOVE

46. Do any of your friends have children?
yes

47. Do you ever take medication to fall asleep?
no. but i do take "medication" for my glaucoma...;)

48. What CD is in your CD player?
Dropmore Scarlet

49. Do you own any band t-shirts?
yes, i own them, but they are always too big for me to wear. so i make socks out of them. i have shit load of socks. do you have any idea how many socks i can get out of one human size tshirt. it's astounding. especially when you consider that i never wear socks, but i hate to waste so there you go.

50. Do you do your own dishes?
no. i rent them.

51. Would you date anyone covered in tattoos?
of course

52. How old do you want to be when you get married?
92 1/2

54. How did you get one of your scars?
breaking up a fight between drew barrymore and al roker.

55. What was the last thing you purchased?
Ham.

56. Is there anybody that wants to do you?
Is there anybody who DOESNT want to do me?
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Sunday, March 11, 2007 

Current mood:  indescribable

Saw the Locals at Go Jangle Music Lounge

I've always said that if you have something to jangle you should just go ahead and jangle it. I mean really, isn't life too short for things to go un-jangled? I say yes.

Now, you should always ask someone before you jangle what it is you might want to jangle in their personal space you know? I mean that is just polite.

Speaking of polite, someone...and I won't say who(pamelot), was concerned about my personal grooming and hygene. All I can say is that I'm very EUROPEAN, Americans are far too "bath" and "shower" and "soap" happy. It's all like let's bathe and wear clean clothes.. boring. So pedestrian!

And as far as that goes, you'd be lucky to get some of the ol' Danger Boy funk on you. That's right, I said it! Many, many, many already have kissed, licked and curiously breathed on ol' DB and many, many more will. Think of it as communing with your fellow humans. Reach out and touch someone, boo. DB and his funk are bringing people together.

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