I put a dollar on the floor

With a string attached so you could pull it away

We'd watch people try and pick it up

But then i'd pull it away and we'd all crack-up

But then a macho-man came

Took my dollar and ran away

I chased him down and asked hims nicely

If he would give it back to me

Wont you please give me back my dollar?

Thats all i want, i really really want

You can push me and grab my collar

But won't you please give me back my dollar?

This guy had taken it way too far

he tried to push me around put me on the wall

So I tried my best to bargain with this man

But instead i just kicked him in the can

Words and music by Curtis R.McPherson and Task Force Panda

(January 13, 2007