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Gender: Female
Status: Swinger
Age: 23
Sign: Leo

City: WASHINGTON
State: Washington DC
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/17/2006

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Monday, July 07, 2008 

Current mood:  animated
Category: News and Politics
And the awards go to:

Most likely to talk trash in the pack: Hooah!Girl

Most likely to pass gas in the pack: Mel on Wheels

Most interesting storyteller who tells stories that has nothing at all do with derby: Velvet Landmine

Most likely to sacrifice entire body to put a serious takedown on opposing jammer/blocker, sending her crashing into the crowd: Rage Before Beauty

Most likely to wear a thong as a helmet panty: ShREDica

Smelliest pads: Mel on Wheels

Most likely to "cut a bitch", "fight a bitch" or "slap a bitch" if allowed in derby: The Denominator

Most likely to wear a terrorist suicide belt in a bout against SF1: Memphis Hell

Most likely to talk skaters down during a bout – otherwise tell them to "sit the hell down!": Lil' Peanut

Most interesting maneuver to stop or slow down:  Mel on Wheels

Most likely to get whiplash but claims it is due to practice and not anything else: Lydia Coffin

Most likely to be "in the know" of derby happenings on the league, which are not
derby related: Lydia Coffin

Most likely to bring the sweets 'cuz she's so sweet: Memphis Hell

Most likely to bust out in a dance move from the 70's: Camilla the Hun

Most likely to volunteer to be the designated driver: Blonde Fury

Most likely to take the free ride offered by the designated driver: Rage Before Beauty

Most likely to end up with the most numbers from "stalkers" at the after-party: Rage Before Beauty

Most Improved 2008: Mel on Wheels

Best Rookie 2008: Brinka Destruction

Best Pivot 2008: ShREDica

Best Blocker 2008: Hooah!Girl

Best Jammer 2008: Blonde Fury 

Most Valuable Player 2008: Camilla the Hun



Wednesday, May 16, 2007 
Hosted By: DC Rollergirls
When: Saturday May 26, 2007
at 5:00 PM
Where: Dulles Sportsplex
21610 Atlantic Blvd.
Sterling, VA 20166
United States
Description:
DC Rollergirls

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Monday, March 26, 2007 

Wear Red and Black!

Make lots of signs - lots and lots of signs - the DC DemonCats luv signs!

How To Watch Roller Derby

How to watch and understand what's going on at a flat-track roller derby bout, or, barring that, how to have a good time doing it.

Steps

  1. Find a bout in your area. Start with a google search for your city's name + Roller Derby.
  2. Many roller derby leagues issue 'tickets,' which allow you to attend their bout, and exchange them for 'money'. Perform this primitive barter, preferably in advance of the event, as many bouts sell out.
  3. Sit on the floor, right on the edge of the track, if possible.
  4. Pick a team to root for. If you are not already a fan, base your decision on something completely arbitrary, such as 'I like that one girl's socks.'
  5. Buy t-shirts, buttons, and stickers featuring your new favorite team.
  6. Cheer loudly and lustily during introductions. Boo your team's foes.
  7. Understand the basics of the game. It's divided into an arbitrary number of 'jams', which each last up to two minutes. The point of the game is for each team to get their point scorer, or 'jammer', past all the opposing skaters, as many times as possible. The 'pack' of skaters block against each other, trying to clear space for their jammer, while getting in the way of the opposing jammer.
  8. Cheer loudly when a referee announces a 'Lead Jammer'. This happens when one of the jammers emerges first from the pack in their first lap through. This jammer now has the power to end the jam before two minutes elapse (the maximum time per jam). This can be a big strategic advantage for her team.
  9. If there are elements of the game you don't understand, don't be shy about chatting with the referees between periods. They usually don't bite and probably appreciate the positive attention.
  10. Sound knowledgeable by complimenting players on their 'whips' (sling-shotting their jammer through the pack) and 'bootie blocks' (gettin' their rump in the jammer's face).
  11. If a fight breaks out, stay seated, but roar appreciatively. If a fight does not break out, roar appreciatively just the same.
  12. Applaud the victors and console the losing team. Find out where the players' after party is, and buy drinks for players from both teams afterward. Don't forget to buy drinks for the referees, too.


Tips

  • Find out what the alcohol policy will be at the bout. If beer will not be sold at the bout, consider drinking beer (or beer surrogates) before you get to the bout. (Over 21 only)
  • Get a program; you'll want to know who's who, and you should make a point to patronize the sponsoring businesses.
  • Go with friends. Derby is best enjoyed in groups.

Warnings

  • Sit as close as is allowed, unless medical preconditions limit your ability to dodge falling rollergirls. A skate to the mouth never hurt anyone.
  • Any shouted taunts or hollars need to be clever, enthusiastic, energetic, and 'not stupid.' An example of a 'clever' shout can be anything simple and encouraging, like "Faster, Faster, Kill Kill Kill!" An example of a 'stupid' shout would be anything sexist, such as 'Nice Tits, Ladies!'
  • Do not creep out rollergirls. (Or, for that matter, any girls.) Do not follow them around after a bout. Do not silently 'hover' near or behind them at the bar afterward. Compliment them on specific hits they made or jams they rocked. They will usually talk to you for as long as you want, as long as you are not creepy.

 

Thursday, February 01, 2007 

Category: Blogging

This mysterious beast is known for being the most popular, unusual and dangerous "creature" in the city and is said to haunt the U.S. Capitol building.  One scenario plays out :

A police officer is walking his rounds in the basement of the Capitol, he sees a small black cat. The policeman is puzzled. As the cat approaches him it grows, and has evil glowing eyes. The man is frozen in fear, and as the growing cat approaches him it lunges!  The victim passes out in fright. The next day a President gets assassinated. This is only a SCENARIO of what happens with the Demon Cat. No event happened EXACTLY this way, but there are some common traits of this beast:

It chooses its victims wisely, often late workers and night watchmen, but not always. 

The Demon Cat has been known to hang around Congress as well.
The sightings tend to follow a national tragedy or change of office. If this is the case, this beast should be very active right now.


It is NOT recommended to call the Capitol building and ask the staff about the Demon Cat. Most staff know nothing about it, or refuse to talk about it. In addition, the Capitol is under very tight security.

Did the Demon cat appear on 9/10? Maybe, maybe not. Witnesses tend not to speak about these things for fear of being considered insane, especially in security backgrounds.


Food for thought, is the cat really bad?  Yes, it terrifies people, but it also warns of impending disasters as well. It's almost like the Banshee or Black Angus. Regardless, its terrifying to see.

While this is only a myth in general - try not to tangle with a Demon Cat - don't look - don't watch!  Just turn around and walk away or you just may go insane with fright!