Most of my musical collaborations take place in localized MEATSPACE...pushing air molecules around... but if one of my Lovely fellow noise mongers lives in JAPAN! or GERMANY!!..making music together can be a little difficult.....  However... TWEET A SOUND  will be our new friend and brings plenty of geek points into the mix.. Check the site..watch the video.. basically it is a FREE SYNTH APP that sends/receives sounds through Tweets.  YUM.  YUM. YUM.  Send me your morsels... bzzzzzzzzzzzzrp

My Twitter Username:  KawaiietlyPlz

My first Noise Burst:
0 99 59 0 87 99 125 0 152 99 166 46 0 0 54 22 103 24 166 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 65 3 2 77 1000 7 9999 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

THANK YOU!! The Kawaiietly Please/Teh Valley of Gwangi split cassette on the Berlin Based Soundo Maso Records label is SOLD OUT!! Thank You out there for all of your support. No.305 has been gracious enough to give it a digital home for archiving and you can download it for FREE! FREE! FREE! Now go melt your brain and dance like a reptile... Bzzzzzrp!!!!

FREE DOWNLOAD - SMR004: Kawaiietly Please / Teh Valley Of Gwangi - Split c15

Last year I collaborated with M. Endless Contortionist on this amazing project and it is being screened this Saturday in NEW YORK CITY!!

It's a film about identity, nightmare memories, and revelation through transgression.

INFO:
Palmetto A.I.R. returns for Bushwick Open Studios 2009 with a exciting weekend of sensory stimuli for the young, the old, and the undecided!

Saturday June 6th
Palmetto A.I.R. Gallery • 130 Palmetto St., 3rd Floor [map] • Noon - 7:00pm
Sean-Michael Fleming, Christopher Hicks, Shawn Kelloway, Edgar Lituma, Karin Minkin, James Paladino, Diane Smith, Dierdre Synek
Video Forum (in the Gallery) • 9:00pm - 10:00pm
Jeb Banegas, Matt Hayes, Joe Nanashe, IVVVI, Diane Smith, James Thatcher, Marina Zamalin

Get Here
Subway: J Train to Gates Ave or L Train to Myrtle / Wyckoff
J Train: Exit at Gates Ave; make a u-turn at bottom of stairs. Palmetto St is ahead of you, across from McDonald's. Turn left onto Palmetto and walk 2.5 blocks.
L Train: Exit at Myrtle / Wyckoff Aves. Palmetto St is next to the KFC. Walk 5.5 big blocks to 130 Palmetto.

http://palmettoair.org/

A lovely clip....bzzzzzzzzrp

Interview and Soul Capturing for Citizen LA by Marianne Williams found HERE!!!

From the TONE PLUS site:

bi-weekly radio show bringing you the experimental music, industrial, noise, improvisation, electro-acoustic, weird sound-scapes and sonic arts supporting independent sound art.

We support independent bands, labels, people who are contributing to the worldwide (anti) music creativity out of passion, not for profit.

We are interested in what (non) ordinary, everyday people are doing, creating, publishing, releasing & are very opened towards non-copyrighted music.

You can listen to Tone Plus every sunday at 18:00 UTC+1 by streaming it here. New episode is up every two weeks & repeats are played inbetween. You can also listen to the radio show by going to the individual radio show web page. You can stream it or to download it few days after its first broadcast. Each radio show will be available on line for a certain period until it is taken off the server. If anyone is interested to host them permanetly please let us know.


Kawaiietly Please will be featured on:

Season 1 Episode 8 - May 10th 2009 at 18:00 UTC+1

BZzzzzzzzzzzzrp!!

Liz Ohanesian of the LA WEEKLY wrote this Lovely article SHHH Kawaiietly Please Needs Your Feedback BZZZZZZZZZRP!!!

Sooo... Some people have been asking me about the track listing for the 3" bundle of rainbow dry heaving that I made and released on the Love Earth Music Record Label run by Grand Master Noise Maker +DOG+.  Do some track shuffling and send it back to me... maybe it'll even make a little story like those magnets on your fridge....bzzzzzzzrp

01- It was awkward and I was was feeling supersitious today
02- The Library is closed and the kids out front are all out of smokes
03- My lips are purple from the rip in my wetsuit
04- Rocks on Concrete
05- It's way too hot for me to get angry about it
06- Garbage Truck
07- Punch through the elevator ceiling in the dark or you'll miss lunch
08- Don't shave a chunk of your hair...don't shave a chunk of your hair right now...don't
09- It's fucking freezing on this boat
10- Lets Migrate
11- I'm trying to cover up my neighbors having sex
12- When I'm older will I remember that sound?
13- Too old
14- Dry heaving
15- Endless hallways of sleeping people
16- Ok I'll admit THAT hurt a little
17- Put electricity in that gun and than you can bitch about your tattoo itching
18- SMILE!
19- Bathtub bubbles
20- Racecars going to need a new pair of wheels
21- Aging badly
22- Pornostash in the Garage DISCOVERED
23- !!!FINALLY!!!
24- Traffic
25- Last Radio Station on Earth
26- Nursery Nap time is OVER
27- You'll have to cut it off yourself unless you want to go out of the country
28- Sibling Telepathy
29- Jalapeno Horror Stories
30- 23 and a half cans of soda leaving a persons body all at once is quite beautiful
31- Factory Family Foundation
32- The Woodchipper is full of tofu
33- Igby is tired of eating crickets
34- Death Chirps final song
35- Bloodsuckers LIKE garlic
36- Caribou Eyes
37- Are you expecting anything from all of this?
38- Headbutting Horses ruin it for all the children
39- Some say this is all you've got
40- This was in a pile of 80's
41- No more than 2 pieces of pizza or you'll coma
42- 3 drink minimum
43- Light the giant plastic soup in the Ocean on Fire
44- I love that we still have Pirates
45- Take it downstairs
46- Too much candy
47- Why am I the only one drinking at this show?
48- PURGE
49- Pumpkin Pancakes
50- Squirt Guns full of LSD
51- Your friends a CHEMIST!!
52- Rabbit with a Human Head
53- Dumpster Diving Dividends
54- Bricks falling
55- Personal Army
56- Chapter 12 Verse 11
57- Carnivorous Plants fuck up my whole theory
58- CRAshhhhhhhh!!!..
59- Dreamgirl is a NIGHTMARE
60- Synthkiss presets are fun for a little while
61- And I was determined to go home hated
62- Bicycle tire blowout
63- Defrag your brain
64- Do you have something in your basement you want to tell me about?
65- Fighting Dirty in a Freshly pressed Kimono
66- Devil Children should be given instruments
67- Hold your breath...this is going to suck
68- Traffic Tease
69- Headphone Headbanging Party of ONE
70- I think a monster just walked into our Dubstep WomWom
71- Tin foil chewing contest
72- Deep Fried Candy Bar was not Vegan
73- In a room without Windows
74- Thank you for coming in....we'll get back to you
75- Beekeepers last Stand
76- Claw your way out of the bouncy balls
77- Laughing keeps the Soul Chewers at Bay
78- My flatmate almost killed us in car crash while I was peacefully sleeping
79- Too many diners and amphetamines make truck drivers scary
80- Stolen Electricity is more fun than stolen wifi
81- A trainwreck is bad enough but... off the bridge too?
82- Reinventing the Wheel
83- Motorcycle Dreams all end the same way
84- Skinny kid trying to tread water
85- How could you possibly remember that?
86- Well yes..ok maybe...no wait... i'm not sure what I want
87- You walking off stage will only make dinner conversations uncomfortable
88- Cannibal Funeral and I have dibs on your calves
89- Screwdriver to they Eye
90- Human Hamsters powering our movie theatre
91- Did you get a copy of the DIY zine for how to better participate in your local apocalypse?
92- Summer Solstice Summons the not so Sweet Side of me
93- It's true.  I give really good hugs
94- Backcrack record is 11
95- WHY!?! WHY!?! TELL ME!! WHY!?!
96- Fuck this I'd rather drown myself than be Tarantula Food said the Bug
97- Dead Birds in Spiral Staircases
98- BUT I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED!!
99- you didn't tell me about that you sneaky bastard

And available... whenever you're ready... bzzzzzzrp

(this happened IN THE NOT SO NEAR PAST)

I step back into my apartment (working on that Loli Castle in the sky) after a 9 day whirlwind around Japan (more on that later) and I see a box waiting at my door...EEEEK!!! It's yummy Loveliness from Daniel of Soundo Maso Records//AKA Teh Valley of Gwangi who makes otaku air molecules go schizo and runs a label out of Berlin contacting artists through the wired and creating beautiful releases. I even received the large original of the inside artwork and it's now resting glamorously amongst the cables.

Here's it is:





bzzzzzrp...(this happened not so long ago)

TRISKAIDEKAPHOBIA 13,000.00 MilliSeconds


RATSKIN RECORDS asked artists to submit 13 seconds. Yes..that's correct....13 seconds for a Comp. Apparently 215+ artists thought this was also a great idea and it's finally out and I'm soooooooooo excited to hear it. Shoulder to Shoulder between Crank Sturgen and Yellow Crystal Star is my 13 second exorcism 'Igbee is Hungry'. Looking at the rest of the list I'm doing the spinning crinoline dance as Otto Von Shirach, Cock E.S.P., Astro, Venetian Snares, Matmos, I AM SPOONBENDER, have contributed and are huge influences on my current devil music experiments.

THE LIST!!



bzzzzzrp..... (Happening NOW!!)

Finishing up the Artwork for my first mini cd.. 20 Minutes 99 tracks (most longer than 13 seconds) of aural bombardment. Recorded at the iL Corral last year by Stane Hubert and to be released on Steve Davis' (AKA +DOG+) label Love Earth Music.

Melves steal and move possessions. They accomplish this in the span of turning around and return them in front of you before your eyes can even refresh. They breed in the pockets of space created by messy pack rats and are contagious. I am solely responsible for spreading Melves to most of my friends. I am not proud of this.
Your missing keys, something you use everyday are found wrapped in a towel behind a chair?!? Melves. Your Wallet missing and in a jacket you haven't worn for months. Melves. Sun Glasses account for most of the Melves' GNP. Some may blame it on carelessness, fading memory, and substances. However, I can remember where that other striped stocking is in the middle of all the piles of clothes so it cannot be blamed on that. I was an unbeliever because my roommate was a horrible slob. But than one day an unopened package in the farthest corner of the room that no one in the apartment would have any reason to ever touch was found under my bed. First victimization. A friend who is now in law school shook me angrily because I did not convince them thoroughly enough of their existence and finally learned the truth when a watch was found on the top of a table he had only minutes before cleared and moved in search of it. They are now a believer. My last run in was when looking for my sunglasses and it turned up in a pile of wires on my desk only a foot away. I suspect my friend who spotted them is either a Melve or has Melve tracking powers.
Today was a full on assault. Last night I removed an item from my bag and placed it on my couch before going to a show knowing full well that if I took it with me that I might lose it. This morning it was gone. Fucking GONE!! not under the couch, not in it, not around it, not on the table, under it, or even those fuckers had me digging through the goddamn trash as a last resort. One by one I started to organize items into neat little piles so that I could not just find my missing possession but to hopefully feel one in my grasp. The frantic searching turned into a Zen calmness as I slowed my heartbeat, breathed deeply, squinted with refreshing vision, and stalked them systematically. I reached that point where I said, 'Fine. Have your fun you bastards.' and left the house for the day. When I was at the labs I realized where they must of moved it and upon exiting to reclaim my property I found that one of my tires had been slashed. Fuckers.

Please leave your own personal Testimony.

"oooh.. you've got such oxygen rich blood" said my Endocrinologist. "Look at that color.." I've been told I have great veins by Nurses extracting Gremlin juice from me, but never has the color been commented on. After an explanation of how that would be the case I can now say that Beatboxing and Screaming into a Microphone increased the oxygen levels into the bloodstream and is therefore HEALTHY. What fueled it is probably not.

NOT HEALTHY. Getting an ego because you ride your bike at midnight and surrounding and hollering at the car of someone who is coming from a Noise vs Metal show (thank you il Corral) like a bunch of chimps fighting over the asphalt like it was the last batch of figs. Don't translate the behaviors of bad drivers to your bicycle because I really don't want to have involuntary vehicular manslaughter on my record.