charleys kitchen upstairs 1pm be there with bells and stuff.

Hosted By: GhettoClaus
When: Saturday Dec 09, 2006
at 1:00 PM
Where: TBA- Boston
BOSTON, MA 02115
US
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frog pond iceskating

bars.

drag show/bar? jaques?
cheap bars

pinata

tag?

kickball in the common? march down newbury st?

massave bridge?

what else?

santa needs all his santa friends to show up on sat.

so help out and make a flier.  put all the contact info and dates and times along with a neat image. then print em out and slather them every seedy place that santa goes.

MIT
ART SCHOOLS
Financail district
diners
Fetish Stores
BARS and RESTERANUNTS
you get the idea?

sweet!

please bring one  copy for santa's archives and sant santa will buy you a shot.

xoxo

Some guy named dan, made a bunch of santas feel left out by posting to someone that it was the day after thanksgiving.

fear not santa!

the date is still dec. 9th.

1 pm

location TBA the day before and there will be a contact number santas buddy up!

Be Jolly.

Santa apparel is mandatory. A Santa hat is not enough. Get a Santa suit. Make a Santa suit. Steal a Santa suit. Buy a Santa suit. If you don't have any money, be creative. If you don't have any creativity, slap yourself three times and ask your mom to help you. Glue cotton balls to red long johns. Already have a Santa suit? Make a spare so Santa can assimilate strangers. Past examples: pimp Santa/Santa garcia/Santa's naughty little helper. Traditional suits can be bought at local party stores or ordered online for $12 and up.

Santa's Reminders:

The schedule is open to liberal interpretation by Santa. If you can't show up for the start, get the cell number of someone who can talk you in later.

Santa does not make children cry (unless they whine, snivel, or otherwise deserve it). Really - If you see kids, give them nice toys, candy, or something pleasant. Feel free to urinate on their parents.

Watching Santa get drunk and obnoxious is fun. Babysitting Santa while they vomit in an alley is not.

Twisting the holiday paradigm until it screams for mercy is fun! Getting arrested is not. Santa Claus is friendly and cooperative with cops, security guards, park rangers, and secret service agents, and doesn't break any laws (unless they're stupid and deserve to be broken).

Bring gifts -- Naughty gifts to give grown ups; nice stuff to give kids.

Pay your own damn bar tab.

The answer to important questions that may arise:

Q: who are you?

A: Santa (unless you are an elf or something)

Q: Who's in charge?

A: "Santa"

Q: What organization are you with?

A: "Santa"

Q: What are you protesting?

A: "Shitty holiday parties"

Q: How did you get here?

A: "A sleigh and eight tiny reindeer"

Q: Where are you going?

A: "I'm only allowed to tell you if you dress like Santa"

Hosted By: GhettoClaus
When: Saturday Dec 09, 2006
at 1:00 PM
Where: TBA- Boston
BOSTON, MA 02115
US
Description:
GhettoClaus

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so we were thinking of doing it Dec. 9th 2006 since the 16 is taken by NYC and well any later is just a little too late. We need help organizing. having a workshop, making presents, comming up with new fun ideas and stuff. even if you cant do it, but you got a snazzy idea, send it our way.

we're working on the details. But 3 of us are going to amsterdamn to have a sindercon... so hook us up with some dutch santas... or turkish since we're going there too.

it's the santacon tour.