It was another Saturday and we were meeting Kage in King Of Prussia to go to DWF. Plan was to leave about an hour after Kage and we would arrive at around the same time. Funny how things don't go quite according to plan.
After I get the text from Kage saying he left I get a panic call from Trish. "Help, I locked my keys in my house. Do you still have the spare?" I said "Sure, drop on over and I will get it for you." She responded with, "You don't understand. It wasn't just my house keys. It was the Van keys too."
Ok, no big deal. I grabbed the key and drove the mile to Trish's place and then picked her up and brought her to my place to await the Diva Pam. We are still on schedule, or so I thought.
About 15 minutes before we are scheduled to leave Pam says she has a script to pick up at CVS. Can we pick up on the way? Doing some quick calculations I figured it would maybe put us behind 10 minutes. Again, funny how things don't quite work out according to plan.
We get on the road to CVS and, of course, the traffic on I81N become one lane and we crawl at about 10 MPH, and less at times. Once we get to CVS, to save time, I drop Pam off and CVS and go to the gas station to fill up. I get back and Pam is still not out waiting so I rush in to hurry her up. What I find is that there are a ton people at the checkout. Ok this explains why our society is so messed. Look at all the drugs we dispense, but back onto topic. I go back to the Pharmacy area to see Pam just now getting in line with a bunch of stuff. She told me the script was called in and she would be in and out. I see her finally get up to the counter so I go back out to the car.
Well we just blew a good Half hour so now we are behind schedule. We cruise down the turnpike at lightening speed. I hear Kage in my mind busting on us for being late when he started an hour before us. As we get closer to the exit I get a Text asking where exactly where are we meeting. I think to myself, "Great, he got there and we are still a half hour away. Guess I will wait till I am closer and then respond." As I pull out of the turnpike we respond with "Where are you?", to which he answers that he got caught in traffic in Scranton and was about 30 minutes away.
Hmm, well looks like I can bust on him. Ha! So we await the mighty time deficit Kage. Amused and annoyed by how fast I drove to make time when I didn't need to and how annoyed I was by all the things that made me late I sat.
Mother nature calls. I say to Pam & Trish that since the Time Lord Kage isn't here I was going to go over to the Lord & Taylor store and use their restrooms. Pam said she needed to go as well.
I never envisioned myself at a Lord & Taylor. In fact, I thought they would charge admission just for me to walk in the door. We get inside and this huge store which caters to the class a couple above me, was nice enough to let me use the restroom. While in the restroom I am thinking about tonight's card. I had this strange feeling that upon rushing out the door that I forgot something. As I zip up my shorts and start to walk out of the restroom I am running things thru my head. Show Shirt - Check, Vest - Check, Chain - Check, Blinding Powder - Check, Clipboards – Check, Sash – Check, Studded Customized Mike Trash Pants – BUZZ. "Uh-Oh", I thought to myself. Ok so I forgot the camera 2 times, but never my clothes. I'm standing in the worlds most expensive store (Or at least the most expensive in this Mall) and I need pants. I panicked. So I am running scenarios in my head. I come to a realization I am going to have to buy something here and now. I figure I would be out $50ish right. We make our way to the men's area. And I look around. Ack! $78.00 for a pair of pants? That was the cheapest ones? I start hyperventilating. Where is the local Goodwill Store ofrSalvation Army Store when you need them?
Just as I was ready to saw off one of my limbs to buy the pants I decided to try them on. That particular cut didn't fit. I was very discouraged when I heard Pam say, "Try these". I looked at them and they were a higher end Workout Pants. One with a Puma and one by Addidas. Desperately I looked at the prices. One was marked $48 and one $25. I tried them both on and they fit. I liked the $48 better and decided to make the $35 buy.
I get to the counter and the lady rings it up and says "Thant will be $8.21". I looked at her, then the cash register and then her again. I say, "Excuse me?" she repeated herself. I have Pam bring me the pair I liked that was too expensive. She checked it. It was the same price. I said I will take them both.
Looks like I was wrong. I got my limb back and walked out with 2 pairs of pants in Lord & Taylor and all for under $20 and didn't pay admission to get in or out. We were back in business.
We went outside and Kage was there. Went to the show. Had a horrible Match. Got stuck on the Sure-Kill Expressway and made it home by 4. All-in-all a good day!
Oh by the way, my Show Pants are still in the dryer. At least they are ready for next week.