Hey Pals,
We made two limited edition 7" records to celebrate the ugly spirit of Halloween.
The first is a five song EP called "Abominations," and the second is "Black Dog Yodel," with the horrible Skelton.
We only made 250 of each of 'em and they are plenty terrible.
Come on over HERE to have a look and a listen.
Have mercy.
your miserable friends,
Those Poor Bastards

We'll be opening for our horrible pal Hank III again this November! Here are the dates:

Nov 2  Knoxville TN
Catalyst

Nov 3 Huntsville AL
Crossroads Cafe

Nov 4 Birmingham AL
Zydeco

Nov 6 Little Rock AR
Juanita's

Nov 7 Tulsa OK
Cain’s

Nov 9 Wichita KS
Cotillion

Nov 10 Omaha NE
Sokel

Nov 11 Des Moines IA
Val Air

Nov 13 Madison WI
Barrymore Theater

Nov 14 Minneapolis MN
First Avenue

Nov 15 Chicago IL
Double Door

Nov 17 Indianapolis IN
Vogue

Nov 18 Lansing MI
Small Planet

Nov 20 Detroit MI
St. Andrews Hall

Nov 21 Grand Rapids MI
Intersection

Nov 22 Flint MI
Machine Shop

Nov 23 Nashville TN
The Mercury Lounge

Hey Pals,
We will be releasing two limited edition 7" records this Halloween. The first is an EP called "Abominations," and the second contains acoustic and live versions of "Black Dog Yodel" recorded with our pal Skelton. We will be making only 250 copies of each. "Abominations" will also be available on CD and as a digital download. Lord save us.

Hey Pals,
Here are the dates for the Lonesome Wyatt & Rachel Brooke "A Bitter Harvest" tour. Hope to see all of your ugly and hopeless faces there!

09/30/09 High Noon Saloon Madison WI (EARLY SHOW AT 5:30pm) JUST ADDED!
10/02/09 Private Event Cleveland OH
10/03/09 Calhoun St. Soups Salads and Spirits Ft Wayne IN
10/04/09 Lafayette Brewing Cow/Joe Buck Yourself Lafayette IN
10/05/09 4620 Reinvented Knoxville TN
10/06/09 TBA Atlanta GA
10/07/09 The Landshark Jacksonville FL
10/08/09 Zoo Bar Ft Lauderdale FL
10/09/09 Dave’s Aqua Lounge St Petersburg, FL
10/10/09 Pastimes Sarasota FL
10/12/09 Outlaw Drinkin’ Club Beaumont TX
10/13/09 TBA TX
10/14/09 Bronco’s Hurst TX
10/15/09 The Gypsy w/ Sons of Perdition Fayetteville AR
10/16/09 The Foxhole St Louis MO
10/17/09 The Bottomfeeder Warrensburg MO
10/18/09 The Rotten Apple Grafton IL
10/19/09 VFW Post 99 Decatur IL

Hellfire.

your pal,
Lonesome Wyatt

Hey pals,
The new album Rachel Brooke and I made called "A Bitter Harvest" is now available for pre-order. You can listen to clips from all the songs and look at the swell artwork at www.thosepoorbastards.com . It's available in both CD and Vinyl formats. We only have 100 of the limited edition/hand numbered white vinyl records though, so if you want one of those you better get your carcass over there fast. There is also a very heart numbing "A Bitter Harvest" poster under the poster section...
AND! we have a new Those Poor Bastards "Satan is Watching" shirt. The hoodies are also back in stock! There is no end to this disgusting nightmare...
your miserable friend,
Lonesome Wyatt
www.thosepoorbastards.com

Hey pals,
Here's a list of tour dates for the next few sickening months. All shows will be with Hank III.  See you miserable souls there!
....

DATE	CITY/STATE	VENUE
2/15	New Orleans, LA	House of Blues
2/17	Houston, TX	Meridian
2/18	Austin, TX	Emo's
2/20	Ft. Worth, TX	Longhorn Saloon
2/21	Lubbock, TX	Jakes
2/22	Albuquerque, NM	Sunshine Theater
2/23	Tempe, AZ	The Marque
2/24	San Diego, CA	4th & B
2/26	Las Vegas, NV	House of Blues
2/27	Los Angeles, CA	Roxy
2/28	San Francisco, CA	Grand Ballroom
3/1	Santa Cruz, CA	The Catalyst
3/3	Portland, OR	Roseland Theatre
3/4	Seattle, WA	Showbox
3/6	Spokane, WA	The Knitting Factory
3/7	Missoula, MT	Wilma Theater
3/8	Boise, ID	The Knitting Factory
3/10	Englewood, CO	Gothic Theatre
3/11	Kansas City, MO	Beaumont Club
3/12	Sauget, IL	Pop's

That awful day is upon us. The new album Satan is Watching is now here. We've sent out most of the pre-orders except for the vinyl records. Satan caused some problems at the record pressing plant, but we should hopefully have them next week. For this we apologize.

Also, burn your eyes on these new Satan is Watching posters, drawn and designed by our pitiful friend Keith Neltner. Have a horrible day you rotten souls...
your miserable pals,
Those Poor Bastards

Hello Poor Friends,
If you want to make yourself even more hopeless you can come on over to www.thosepoorbastards.com and pre-order yourself a copy of "Satan is Watching," on CD or vinyl. We also have clips of every song so you can hear the whole horrible mess. The album will be officially released on Oct. 31, but pre-orders will most likely be shipped out a bit sooner...
Amen!
Your Miserable Friends,
Those Poor Bastards

Hello Poor Friends,
The new monstrosity "Satan is Watching" will be released on CD and limited edition 12" red vinyl on Oct. 31. We're only pressing 100 of the vinyl records so you better get your prayers in order if you want Jesus to save you one. We aim to have these available for pre-order by Oct. 1.
The track listing is as follows:
1. This World Is Evil
2. Crooked Man
3. Doggone
4. Ain't You Gonna Cry?
5. Swallowed By Sin
6. I Will Bring You Dead Flowers
7. I Walk The Line
8. Hoist That Skirt
9. Fear
10. These Are Hard Times
11. The Bright Side
12. No One

Amen!
your miserable friends,
Those Poor Bastards

Hello pals,
We have a new album that's gonna come out in October called "Satan is Watching." It was originally supposed to be released after "Hellfire Hymns," but was delayed due to some legal mumbo jumbo.
Now it looks like Jesus has cleared all that shit up for us.
This will be our first album that will be available on limited edition 12" vinyl records, so we're real excited about that filth.
We'll announce the track listings as well as the official release date as soon as we get it all figured out.
Stay tuned you poor, poor creatures...
your miserable friends,
Those Poor Bastards