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Last Updated: 11/19/2009

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Status: Single
City: london
Country: UK
Signup Date: 11/23/2006

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Monday, October 26, 2009 

Category: Travel and Places
there were fifteen candles on the cake; one for each century he'd been traversing the seas in his mud-boat.

he blew; his breath a gossamer finger of lilac scented stories. he even wheezed a seagull cry purely by chance. the waiter fainted.

a kind lady raised the waiters legs as the cook cheerfully served the almost inevitable star-gazey pie and rum spritzers.

a cat coughed up a snail in the doorway. no-one noticed. spirits were high and shouts were cheery and loud.

the sand strewn floor became a concoction of exotic waste but a bit too gritty to taste...and the next day another century beckoned, the faithful mud-boat deflecting all rays with a sturdy defiance. married to the sea as only nature can entwine elements. he, the ancient mariner, arched his mind at an unseen. his powerful arm pulled the rope...the boat moved out as the waiter waved.

Tuesday, August 04, 2009 
the 'other' day, the dog that i feed and protect, 'mr bramble-eye', looked up at me from his designer horse shoe shaped hydrotherapy pool and winked at me. i took his wink to mean, 'although i cannot speak words as such, i would like you to know that i am not daft and, in many respects, am more in tune with what is actually 'going down', than you.

slightly offended by his calm assurance of levels of instinct i've only ever hopelessly aspired to, i placed his tin of 'prince' and a can opener at his paws, winked back and retreated to the comfort of my velvet lined conservatory.
Monday, February 23, 2009 

dear reader...we are currently recording our 5th long player...if you would like to submit sound files for our scrupulous considerations and possible inclusion into a songthing...please send them to unioandpetitio@hotmail.com

(for those who wish to post casettes, CD's or dictaphone tapes, please email us for details.)
here's how it worketh: reader / listener (ie...YOU) records 'sound' on electronic device (eg...mobile phone, wax cylinder, abbey road)...by sound we mean 'anything' audible with the exception of anything that includes religion, politics or swearing (ok?)
then please send it to the above email address as an attachment. we will see it in our inbox, jump up with glee, listen to it, look at each other...then through the powers of something or other will either discard it distainfully (lovingly) or trans m o g r i f y it musically and crowbar it into a songthing purely for 'joy'.

for examples of how we done this before please refer to other songs what features other peoples already like see?.

cheers, fanx, ta. xx U&P
Saturday, November 22, 2008 

Category: Life

for those of you that might like an insight into l y r i c s: dayglo is roughly about a recent holiday to a place called frigiliana. while i (petitio) was there i had a dream that i washed my hair in dayglo, in a shower, watching the vibrant changing colours splash at my feet.

this has been my most colour dream. we (my sweet lovely girl and me) slept in a room with a window facing a 'walk only' cobbled street. it overlooked a basement type entrance which frequently had tourists of all nationalities stopping to take pictures. their voices echoed around the space.

opposite this space was a small hole in the wall which one of the many native cats would occasionally occupy. sometimes passing tourists would see the cat and stop to say words at it.

many many years ago i had a dream about a cat. it was the most powerful significant dream i'm ever likely to have. so, these two things together plus a phew others, collided in my brain to form these lyrics. questions regarding specific words or frazes are welcomed and will be answered.

for those of you who wish to know; unio lives in a box of love and only comes out to buy provisions, record with me or visit his realm.

Friday, September 12, 2008 

Category: Sports

a spook book
recipe for ghost cake
from a tiny blue fly

we made some in our kitchen
in the hot box
it was very chewy

 

Friday, December 22, 2006 

Current mood:  curious
Category: Romance and Relationships

Jack, Bob and Sheila

"It's my lungs" he whispered. The night was closing in. Bob drew the curtains. Something mechanical was ticking regularly. "Oh God, I really can't stand this". Sheila's head sank and she sniffed the wool of her cardigan, it smelled of fags since she'd been down the pub (soon to be a thing of the past, like fish and chips and thunderbird wine). The three of them sat in silence for a while. Jack picked up a magazine about killing humans and started to idly leaf through the pages so Sheila and Bob went in to the kitchen and had a game of table-tennis.

It took them all night. By the time it was time to leave for work they were both pale and icky from no showers or baths. Jack was ok because when Bob and Sheila went in to the kitchen, he ceased to exist so he had no need for rejuvenation on this particular day.

When they all met up again later it became clear that Jack had been experimenting with Brussels sprouts. Dinner was different, if a little samey. "What's for pudding?" asked Sheila… "Your pants" laughed Bob. Jack leaned into the table. "It's my arse" he whispered.

Friday, December 01, 2006 

Category: Romance and Relationships

"Time ladies and gentlemen, pleeeease!" shouted the barman. A stout, bald fellow with rosy cheeks and a pleasing disposition. It was in fact a quarter past time and indeed much later than it had been earlier; which was a shame, he thought.

Ernie, an east end butcher who had recently devised a purple sausage with the canny use of beetroot, sat motionless and glassy eyed.

"Ern!" prompted Bob, Ernie's iguana. Of course, the iguana couldn't talk but at a predetermined level of alcoholic intoxication on Ernie's part certainly made it seem as though he could. The butcher, stirred from his reverie, glanced down affectionately at his ancient companion. Ancient because Ernie was now in his early sixties and Bob had originally been the companion of his grandfather, Sal, who worked the ships as a lad. Ernie certainly felt ancient. At least, he often thought so to himself.

CLANG!......CLANG CLANG! "TIME!"……..this time Ernie heard. He looked about him and felt sheepish. He and Bob were the last remaining customers and still only a half ways through their ales.

"What about a lock in Ted?" Ernie tried his luck….."I'm feathered and a fully flummoxed this here night I am", he said "and I could a right do with a certain skin full"

"Me too" chimed in Bob.

The three creatures, that is to say two human and one lizard, formed an evocative tableau in the smoky bar but for the want of an observer whom might be so stirred.

"Drink up sharpish and I'll pour us one each" said Ted with a wink and glanced at his watch…."near midnight already", he shook his head with a kind of habitual disbelief at the passing of time and made his way over to the double doors to fasten the bolts, latches and locks. He took a brief look outside, across at the old market, empty and strewn with a few bits of vegetable matter. The air was soft and tinged with vegetable odours and such.

Eventually Ted arrived with the three pints of foaming ale and set them down gently on the old careworn table. Bob flicked out his tongue in a rare display of anticipation as he scaled the side of the jug with his nimble claws. "We'll be good and gone tonight" he thought to himself and set about his imbibing.

Monday, November 27, 2006 

Category: Romance and Relationships

 

Yes, through the mist she observed five dogs of stout form approaching.

They each had five legs and shaved heads. Where their heads were shaved, numbers were tattooed: 1, 7, 6, 33 and 0. Most peculiar, thought the girl, whose name definitely wasn't Megan but may have been Shelley; she couldn't quite remember today as it was a Thursday, a bad day for her memory and her colour co-ordination which was undoubtedly lacking.

Sometime later, Shelley (possibly) and dogs one through to thirty-three sat in a circle around a fairy ring in the grass outside the pub from which they had procured wine. Dog zero had gone off to buy some cigarettes.

(It may be pertinent to explain that the fifth leg of each numbered dog grew from where the tail of an ordinary dog would have been.

The fifth leg being quadruple jointed to facilitate its' inclusion in the general perambulation of said beastie).

As the booze crept up on their minds, the four dogs and one human gradually began to experience a psychic connection. It seemed to the girl that she was inexplicably sharing dream images with the beasts. She ascertained this, half by instinct and half by the limited altitude of her visualisations. Yes.

By the time dog zero returned with the fags, the others were in a fair old stupor.

Zero passed some smokes around and settled into the circle. A train pulled in to the station next to the pub and a throng of exceedingly blank looking commuters alighted. Quite unusually they were, without exception, having blakies attached to their shoe-things. The sound, as they made their collective way along the semi-gravelled road between dogs, girl and pub, was of a sublime random crackling clicking that provided an appropriate soundtrack to Shelley's present visualisation of twinkling stars. She was, in fact, seeing a memory from the mind of dog six. A replay from a camping trip, two days hence which the dogs had taken in Surrey by the lakes you know.

Shelley was lost in a trance but she made a silent wish nonetheless. At least, she thought it silent and yet it sent out tiny ripples of something like a cross between electricity, music and a kind of ether which danced out from her body like synchronised swimmers escaping from a kaleidoscope.

Dog thirty-three saw it quite clearly but was missing his bone and discarded the images without a bother. Even the grass was more receptive to the delicate motions and revelled in its' passive participation.